Annoying Orange: Jumping Bean/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Hey, Pear! Look at that!

Pear: No.

Orange: Aww, why not?

Pear: Because the second I glance up, you're just gonna yell "Made you look!"

Orange: No! No, really! Pear, there's--

Pear: I'm not falling for it, Orange!

Jumping Bean: (offscreen) Wee-hee!

Orange: Woah! Did you hear that?!

Pear: I guess. I-I did hear something (looks over to Orange)...

Orange: Made you look! (laughs)

(Pear growls)

Orange: OOWW!!! What the heck was that?!

Jumping Bean: Hey, buddy! I'm sorry! Hey, I'm just feeling a bit jumpy, man.

Orange: (after title card) Hey! Hey, Jumpy! Hey!

Jumping Bean: Hola!

Orange: Hey!

Jumping Bean: Hola!

Orange: Hey! Sit still!

Jumping Bean: I can't do that, I'm a jumping bean, man!

Orange: A jumping bean? What's next? A swimming peanut? (laughs)

Jumping Bean: Ooh, don't get me started on those guys.

Orange: What's the matter? Are you "hopping" mad? (laughs)

Jumping Bean: Oh..the jumping, it's so exhaustin&apos;.

Orange: Have you thought about seeing a "hoptometrist"? (laughs)

Jumping Bean: Ehh...not so much. (bounces over to a different side)

Orange: Woah! Hey where'd he go?

Jumping Bean: Si?

Orange: Si?

Jumping Bean: Si!

Orange: See what?

Jumping Bean: Si, que.

Orange: C-K? Umm...can I buy a vowel?

Jumping Bean: Dude, no, no, no! "Si" means, "yes".

Orange: Yes?

Jumping Bean: Si.

Orange: But I thought "C" is for cat!

Jumping Bean: Dude, no! Not "cat".

Orange: Yes, it is! C-A-T! Cat!

Jumping Bean: No! Dude, "si" is entirely different in my language.

Orange: Oh, "sea"! Like an ocean!

Jumping Bean: No! No!

Orange: Ooh! What if you put a kitty in the ocean? Would that make it a catfish? (laughs)

Jumping Bean: Dude, there's no such thing!!

Orange: Yeah, right. Tell that to the Swimming peanut.

(camera scrolls over to Swimming Peanut)

Swimming Peanut: Yo, brother! Wanna do some laps?! Oh, right! You can't swim! (laughs, jumps into fish bowl) Woo-hoo!

(camera scrolls over to Pear)

Pear: Aw, dude! I just changed that water!

Orange: Don't worry, Pear! I'm sure he'll be out in a "jiff"! (laughs)

(Pear growls, Jumping Bean scares him by popping up behind Pear)

Jumping Bean: Hola!

Pear: ''Ahh! Okay! Stop doing that!''

Jumping Bean: Dude this place is crazy! Show me the way out, and I'll take you with me.

Pear: Dude, if I knew the answer to that, do you think I'd still be here?

Orange: But you just got here, Bean! Why are you in such a hurry to "bounce"? (laughs)

Jumping Bean: Oh, dude! You gotta stop!

Pear: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Just-just take a deep breath, just try to relax. The kitchen isn&apos;t so bad, once you get used to it.

Jumping Bean: Yeah, maybe you're right, maybe I am a little wound up.

Pear: That's it. Just let it all out....

Jumping Bean: Oh, dude, I think I'm feeling better!

Orange: See? It was just "bound" to happen! (laughs)

Jumping Bean: Aw, dude! (yelling) I can't take it any more!! (jumps and ricochaes off the walls everywhere)

Pear: (sarcastically) Way to go, Orange.

Orange: What? It's not my fault this guy's all over the place! (laughs)

(Jupming Bean turns on the sink's garbage disposal, flies in, and splatter everywhere)

(all the others groan in disgust)

Orange: Man, this is turning into a real drain-wreck! Ugh!

Swimming Peanut: Boy, talk about a has-bean!

(Swimming Peanut and Orange laugh)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Swimming Peanut!

Swimming Peanut: What is it, pal?

Orange: Catfish.

Swimming Peanut: Ahh! (a catfish appears out of nowhwre and eats him.)