Annoying Orange: Annoying Ways To Die/Transcript

(Song begins with a sunflower screaming after being killed by Peach in a jet pack and caught on fire screaming)

Verse 1: Crack your shell for a meal

Lose your face and half your peel

Hop in a cannon with no Seatbelt

Get put in a fire just to melt

Chorus: Annoying ways to die so many annoying ways to die Annoying Ways to die-hi-oh so many annoying ways to die

Verse 2: Get cut by an axe

Fall into a bucket full of tacks

Hit in the face with a chainsaw

Smashed and grounded into coleslaw

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 3: Eat a bomb for a snack

Fly to work in a jetpack

Getting your butt grated off isn't great

Get sliced and diced and slapped on a plate

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 4: Get squeezed into juice

Get bit in the head by a hungry moose

Mistake a blender for a fair ride

Get smothered in batter and deep fried

(Repeat Chorus twice)

(Orange laughs and all dead characters get crushed by a giant anvil)