User blog:Kidsnewsnairobi7yearold/Christmas Marathon!

Orange was sleeping in the kitchen at 11:00 pm. 'twas it was an hour away before Christmas Day. Orange woke up happily at 11:50 pm, 10 minutes before the big day. Orange: (yawning) Boy I'm sleepy. Maybe if I sleep I'll look at the presents and won't peep a word. Get it? Peep a word? (Laughs) Pear: (yawning) Orange, 'twas 9 minutes before Christmas Day and your already laughing? Save that until tomorrow orange and I don't mean 12:00 am. Orange: Aww.... But tomorrow is Christmas and we have to wish Midget's like Midget apple about how important they are to this kitchen pear wear. (Laughs) Get it? Wear? Because on Christmas you wear red and white hats? Huh? Midget apple: (yawning) Orange, pear! You both woke me up. only 7 minutes before the big day and you two wake me up to see you both a wake surprisingly causing one problem. Orange: What's the problem little Midget? Midget apple: Your boy disturbing my apple sleep. The more you sleep, the more you grow, now goodnight and if I hear 2 more words and anything besides goodnight, I'm sleeping with an actual pillow. Pear: Sorry to ask, but can we whisper? Midget apple: Yes, as long as your quiet you can talk. Marshmallow: (yawning) Yay! 5 minutes before Christmas Day! Orange: Hey marshmallow your rhymed Yay and hay. Marshmallow: Yay! I did! Pear: (whisper voice) guys Santa comes when we're sleeping. If we sleep, he'll come. Marshmallow: (yawning) (whispering) Yay, I'm sleepy I think I'll rest my brain, ok? Pear and orange: Ok. Orange woke up at 6:00 am in the morning. Orange: Yay! Santa has a big bag for me and a big bag for marshmallow and a big bag for pear! Pear: (yawning) What orange? Orange: It's Christmas Day, show more christmas spirit Pear! Marshmallow: Christmas? Really? Seriously? Yay! Super yay! Pear: Why not open some presents? Marshmallow: Yay! I love opening up presents. Every year Santa usually gets me my mommy and a pet unicorn. Pear opened his first present in his bag. Pear: A book on How to deal with annoying people. This could really help me. Marshmallow opened his 1st present. Marshmallow: Yay! Santa got me pictures of my mommy. Marshmallow opened the second present. Pear: Oh yes, I almost forgot to give out presents to everyone! Pear: Orange I got you a big manners book. Orange read 3 pages of the big chapter book. Orange: This is confusing! Midget apple: Orange that's rude, say thank you Pear. Orange: Huh, thanks for something I can't read with 65 pages Pear. Pear: Passion fruit, I got you makeup. Passion fruit: (yawning) Makeup? I only had one bar of makeup and now I have 2! Thanks Pear! Pear: Marshmallow, your present wouldn't fit in the bag, so you have the biggest bag. Marshmallow saw it was a picture book of unicorns and rainbows. Marshmallow: I love it, Pear! Thankyou and the styling is wonderful! Yay! Pear: Midget apple, your present was sadly the smallest one I could find in the store. Midget apple: It's science equipment and instructions on How to get bigger. Thanks Pear, I'll totally read the instructions even if it takes me an hour! Pear: Grapefruit, marshmallow accidentally stepped on your gift. Grapefruit: You little fluffy thingy! Passion: Grapefruit, calm down he didn't mean it. Orange: Now my turn to give out gifts! Pear I got you some reading glasses. Pear didn't need reading glasses. Pear: Thanks, orange, I'll wear them once a week Orange. Passion, I got you eyeliner and purple makeup from "Mega beauty shop". Passion was excited about this. Passion: I'll wear it everyday of the week! Orange: Marshmallow, your present is the biggest present, and I got this from your mother. Marshmallow: You got it from my mommy? Yay! Orange had 5 pickles bring in an 8 feet tall bag. Orange: It's filled with pictures of you when you were a baby and how your mother raised you. Marshmallow: Orange, your the best! Thanks very much. Yay! You got me the most exotic present out of all. Orange instructed the 5 pickles. Orange: Ok guys drop it here and don't be in a pickle to carry it! Orange laughed. Ok now dump the 8 feet tall bag and pour out all of the 7,000 pictures Marshmallow and his mom took. The Pickles tried their best to dump the bag. 7,000 pictures laid on the table. Pear took one and looked at it. Pear: Marshmallow, when you were younger you had a stuffed unicorn toy? Marshmallow: Yeah, when my 1st birthday came I wanted to be on this TV show and my mom said I'd be embarrassed because my toy. I'm no where near embarrassed. In fact, I loved my stuffed toy. Yay! Midget apple picked up a photo. Midget apple: You got to where your dads crown? Marshmallow: Sometimes, whenever he had plural business going, I couldn't where it because he wanted to assert and warn he was king. Passion picked up a photo. Passion: On your first day to appear here, your mom packed you a lunch? Marshmallow: Yeah but forgot to eat it and it turned yucky. Yay! It helped my older brother Prince Marshmallow do his science experiment. Grapefruit picked up a photo and destroyed it. Grapefruit: Their. Now 6,099 photos are here. Marshmallow gave fierce anger to grapefruit. Orange: Midget apple, your turn! Yours was so small, it would fit in the smallest bag I had! Orange laughed. Midget apple: It's pictures of when I get bigger. Then it has a sentence that says "Dear Midget, when you get a little bigger, call me", "get it"? "Little"? "Funny huh"! Midget apple: Thanks. Orange: Apefruit, must be served for the holidays. Grapefruit: It's a note that says "Big, fat meany". Grapefruit posed in position of anger. Then Marshmallow got prepared to hand his out. Marshmallow got his bag of Christmas cards he had made the day before. Marshmallow: These were made by me, Marshmallow, yay! Happy Holidays! Orange opened his card. "Dear orange, thanks for teaching me this year to be annoying, love your friend Marshmallow". Orange: Hey little buddy, your welcome! Orange and marshmallow laughed. Pear opened his. "Dear pear, this year you should a big bowl of smartness and were smart enough to not pour it out. Thanks for being so smart! Pear: Your cards were awesome. Passion opened hers. "Dear Passion, this year your girly, girl stuff has gotten in the guys way, but not mines. "if I had to say, I pretty much act as a girl except I don't wear makeup". Passion: It's not the best thing, But its good. Grapefruit opened his card. "This year we've had much of a quarell fight between one another". You burnt a picture of my mommy"! "So I kicked you out the house for half an hour"' Grapefruit: You spelled mine wrong or something! Midget apple had a big bag of Vitamin C. Midget apple: Say, this year have we all kept smart? Pear and Passion raised their hands. Midget apple did too. Midget apple: Well maybe Vitamin C can make us smarter than we are know! Pear: Yeah but where will we get Vitamin C? Midget apple: In my bag! I also have Vitamin A. Orange: What's Vitamin C? Pear: Vitamin C is something that makes food and fruits smarter and tasty when humans taste them. Passion: it also means the fruit is healthy. Midget apple: For the holidays, I will do a Vitamin C test to see your IQ. Orange went first. Midget apple tested for 30 minutes. Midget apple: Sorry the deliver the news, but your stupid. Pear is smart. Marshmallow is in the middle of stupid. Passion is smart. Grapefruit is smart and dumb. Passion had cole for people she thinks are bad. Grapefruit was the only one given a lump of cole. Grapefruit: Why do I get the initials? Orange: Apefruit where is your present? Grapefruit: It's so big and buffooney even orange could fit in it. 3 apples arrived with the 10 feet package. 1 apple carefully opened the package. It was a clown face of orange and the group. Grapefruit: Merry Christmas buffoons!