Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange/Transcript


 * Note: The term "other orange" is used to reference the other orange in the episode.

(The title "Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange" appears from behind a black background. Orange is heard making a sputtering noise with his lips and sighs. The title disappears and Orange is shown on the counter.)

Orange: Kinda lonely in here all by myself.

(Dane Boedigheimer walks into the kitchen with a cooler, which he puts on the counter)

Orange: Hey! What's that?

(Dane Boedigheimer opens the cooler and takes Other Orange out of the cooler)

Other Orange: Whoa! That was fun! (guffaws)

Orange: Hey, you're an orange!

Other Orange: Hey, you're an orange!

Orange: I'm an orange!

Other Orange: I'm an orange!

Orange: That's what I said!

Other Orange: That's what I said! (laughs)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! You want to hear a joke?

Other Orange: Okay!

Orange: Why'd the chicken cross the...

Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange!

Orange: What?

Other Orange: Why did the orange go blind?

Orange: Huh?

Other Orange: Because he was low on Vitamin C! (guffaws)

Orange: Hey, I was telling jokes!

Other Orange: Get it? Vitamin C? (guffaws again)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! What did the orange say before he went to work?

Other Orange: "Back to the rind!" (guffaws)

Orange: Hey! That's my joke!

Other Orange: (continues guffawing)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! How many oranges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Other Orange: (grunts, farts) (guffaws)

Orange: What was that? I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just ...

Other Orange: (wet fart) Oh! There was a little pulp in that one! (guffawing)

Orange: What is wrong with you?

Other Orange: I think I'm a little ripe! (guffawing)

Orange: Oh yeah? Well I bet you can't do this! (burps, laughs)

Other Orange: Oh, anybody can do that, watch! (belches loudly) Told you I'm ripe!

Orange: You're annoying.

Other Orange: No, I'm not, I'm an Orange!

Orange: Well you're...

Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! Why'd the orange fall out of the tree?

Orange: Because you're stupid?

Other Orange: Because he went out on a limb! (guffawing)

Orange: (growls)

(Other Orange continues guffawing)

(Daneboe brings a juicer. Orange sees it and smiles)

Other Orange: (Laughing) I'm so funny, I tell the best jokes in the world!

Orange: Hey, Orange!

Other Orange: What? What is it, Orange?

Orange: Knife!

Other Orange: Huh?

(Daneboe cuts Other Orange in half)

(Other Orange screams, this the same screaming sound as Pumpkin's but this one is acuter)

(Orange laughs)

(Other Orange screams as he is juiced)

Orange: Hey, Orange! Way to go, you've got lots of guts! (Laughing) Get it? Guts? (Laughing)

(Other Orange stops screaming and dies. His body, along with the juicer is taken away)

Orange: Ahh, that's a lot better, peace and quiet.

(Daneboe brings in a cooler again)

Orange: Hey, what are you doing?

(Daneboe dumps the Orange Group out of the cooler)

Orange Group: Hey! Watch out. Whoa! Ah! Geez!

Orange: No!

Orange Group: Hey! Another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey! Another orange! Hey, Orange!

Orange: (long speech) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Orange Group: Hey It's an orange! Right over there!

(Orange Laughs)

Orange Group: Hey! Guess What!? Chick-in Butt? (they laugh)

(Question Shows Up While Oranges talking in the background: "What's your favorite pun of all time?")

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