Annoying Orange: Baby Annoying Orange/Transcript

Baby Orange: Hey!

Pear: Not now, I'm reading.

Baby Orange: Hey, hey!

Pear: I get it, Orange. You inhaled some helium or something. Hilarious, now leave me alone.

Baby Orange: Heyyy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-

Pear: What, what is it? What, wait, you're not Orange.

(Baby Orange farts and laughs)

Pear: Or maybe you are Orange. What the heck is going on?

(Baby Orange laughing as the title card appeared.)

(Baby Orange babbling at Pear.)

Pear: Yeah, dude, he's right here. You want me to put him on?

Orange: Absolutely, I demand to speak to him, this infant. (laughs)

(Pear groans as he gave the phone to Baby Orange.)

Orange: Baby Orange?

Baby Orange: Hey!

Orange: Hey!

Baby Orange: Hey!

Orange: Heyyy!

Baby Orange: Heyyy!

Orange: Hey!

Baby Orange: Hey!

Orange: Hey!

Baby Orange: Hey!!

Pear: Is that all you're going to say to each other?

Orange: Well, yeah, what else would we say? Baby Orange only knows like two words. (laughs)

Pear: Grrrr. Listen, you can stop worrying. Baby Orange is safe, I'm watching him.

Orange: Okay, just be aware, Baby Orange is really tough to babysit. He has a habit of escaping his crib and locking his babysitter in the cupboard.

Pear: Seriously, and I have to babysit him? Why aren't you babysitting him?

Orange: Pear, why the heck do you think I'm calling you from inside this cupboard?

Pear: Oh.

Orange: I'll be there as soon as I can. But whatever you do, don't let him out of your sight!

(Pear groans as Baby Orange laughs and takes off)

Pear: I'm gonna have to call you back. Baby Orange, yoo-hoo!

Baby Orange: Hey!

Pear: (gasps) Baby Orange, you get away from that this instant, that is NOT a toy!

(Baby Orange laughs as he takes out a mini lighter)

Pear: Neither is that!

(Baby Orange continues to laugh as he takes off once more off-screen)

Pear: Hey, where the heck did you-?

Baby Orange: Hey! (laughs)

Pear: Oh no, no way. I'm onto you, mister. You're trying to lure me into that cupboard.

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: So you can lock me in it.

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: So you can run around and detonate TNT, probably.

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: I dunno, cuz you're exactly like Orange but higher-pitched.

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: Cuz your whole family is annoying, apparently!

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: Because you repeat things!

(Baby Orange laughs as he had the key with him)

Midget Apple: Yo, what's up, guys, is that Orange on helium I'm hearing?

Pear: I wish, it's Orange's baby cousin.

Midget Apple: A baby, awesome!

Pear: You like babies that much, huh?

Midget Apple: Babies are okay, I'm just ecstatic to finally have someone smaller than me in the kitchen, see?

Pear: Ehh, I don't think so dude.

Midget Apple: Aw man, really, even if you squint?

Pear: Sorry dude, Baby Orange is definitely taller.

(Baby Orange farts again)

Pear: Funnier too.

(Midget Apple groans)

Pear: But that's not the important thing right now because-

(Baby Orange laughs as he ran off)

Pear: Oh man, he's gone again. Great, now we have to find him. Little Apple, you have eyes on him? Where's Baby Orange?

Midget Apple: No idea, but I know where I am, locked inside this cupboard.

(Baby Orange laughing and bouncing)

Pear: What, how the- there? Baby Orange, give me that key!

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: This is not up for debate!

Baby Orange: Why?

Pear: Because... Oh, forget it! Just give it to me!

(Pear jumped up into the cupboard and groans as Baby Orange locks him inside with the key)

(Baby Orange laughs)

Midget Apple: I'm guessing you're locked in the other cupboard, huh?

Pear: Yeah.

Orange: Oh hey guys, cupboard buddies! (laughs)

(Pear and Midget Apple groaned)

Pear: Well fellas, today we got bested by a baby.

Midget Apple: Well, at least he's bigger than me. What's your excuse, you two?

Pear: Wait, do you guys hear that? It's silent out there.

Orange: Silence? Oh, that could only mean one thing.

Midget Apple: Oh no! Baby Orange is lighting the TNT, isn't he?

Orange: Even worse, he's dirtying his diaper. He's very quiet when he dirties his diaper.

Pear: Oh, well that's not so bad. It'd be way worse if he was lightning the TNT-

(Record Scratches as the smell reaches the cupboard)

Pear: Oh my gosh, this is so much worse!

(Orange, Pear and Midget Apple all scream as the episode ends)