Annoying Orange 2.0!!!/Transcript

Pear: Well, that's the last of 'em.

Passion: I still can't believe we're leaving.

Grapefruit: Pshh, what's the point? Now that we have a TV show, who needs this dump?

Orange: It's like I say I'm a mover and a shaker. hahahahaha! (motorboat)

Pear: It's kinda sad, we had a lot of good times here.

Passion: Yeah. There's also been a lot of stabbing.

Orange: Yeah, I guess we've all got a little baggage. Hahahahaha!

Grandpa Lemon: C'mon everybody, let's get this show on the road! GERONIMO!

(The cast all leave, pan to, the layout of the kitchen)

Text: The End. See you on TV!

Little Apple: Hello? Hello? Uh, Hello? Aw, man, did everybody just leave without me? (sniff) I never thought it would end like this.

Voice: End? Hahaha! Dry you're eyes Little Apple! This isn't the end, it's just the beginning, of Annoying Orange 2.0!

(Giant sign moves in text on sign says A.O. 2.0)

Little : AHHH!

Voice: Get ready for brand new thrills, brand new laughs, and even a brand new cast!

Robert De Niro: You talkin' to me?

Little Apple: Huh?

Robert : You talkin' to me?

Voice: That's right, Robert De Niro is Grapefruit

Robert : I'm watching you.

(Sticks out tounge in multiple ways)

Voice: Looks like he could use some tough love, good thing he's got Marshmallow!

Cristopher Walken: Ha! Yay! I love everything!

Voice: As portrayed by the legendary Cristopher Walken

Cristopher : Everything is something that I love. Yay!

Voice: And here's the new Grandpa Lemon, Gollum!

Gollum: So bright! So beautiful! So precious.

Little : Ugh! That's gonna hog my dreams!

Voice: Give it up for Academy Award Winner Meryl Streep as Passion Fruit!

Meryl Streep: This is so exciting! Isn't this exciting?! We're gonna have the best time ever!

Little Apple: Wow! She really is a great actress!

Voice: Speaking of talent, it's our new Pear, Denzel Wasington!

Denzel Wasington: All right, all right, ok.

Little: What?

Denzel: Today's training day, Little Apple

Little: That's not what I call it

Denzel: BOO!

Little: AHH!

Denzel: Haha! You never know, that's the point.

Little: (nervous chuckle) Okay.

Voice: And don't forget the star of A.O. 2.0, It's Tommmmmmmmmmmmm, Cruise!

Tom Cruise: I feel the need, the need for speed! (spits seed at Little Apple)

Little: (seed hits Little) OW! Hey!

Denzel: Oh you're in the office now, baby

Little: Well, at least they didn't recast me.

Voice: Oh, and don't forget the breakout sensation of 2012, it's, Zamboni!

Zamboni: (chuckle) Hey everybody it's-

Tom: Ice to meet you! Haaaaaaaaaaa. WOO!

Little: But that doesn't make any sense at all! Why would we need a zamboni?

Zamboni: Hey, don't forget I'm a time traveling zamboni! Shazbot! (chuckle) (Zamboni dissapears)

Little: What?

Zamboni: (returns with medieval hat) Ha! Told ya! (cuckle)

Cristopher: Yay! I love unicorns. Ya know a lot of people don't know this, but the horns, can cure athlete's foot.

Little: Oh, come on! This is insane!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey chubby cherry! Haaaaaaaaaaa!

Little: (maximum yell) I'm not a chubby cherry I'm Midget- LITTLE APPLE!

Tom: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! WOO!

Little: Uhhh, that guy's giving me the willies.

Gollum: Wicked, tristy willies! They stole it from us! (high pitched) Must have it back, must have, (whisper) the precious!

Little: Oh, shut up, Grandpa Gollum, nobody cares!

Robert: Oh! Oh! Get a load 'a this guy. this guy, Oh!

Zamboni: Hey! Hey! Don't forget about, Zamboni!

Tom: It's ice to meet you, Iceman. Haaaaaaaaaa-

Little: Would you stop saying that already! You-you-you fake Orange!

Tom: Call me Mavrick.

Little: No! I will not call you Mavrick!

Denzel: Uh-uhh, I ain't holdin' no hands, I ain't babysittin'!

Cristopher: You know, I gotta be honest with you I enjoy hugs, hugs are something, I enjoy!

'Little: 'Stop it, stop it, STOP IT! None of this makes any sense, and I'm not just talkin' about the Zamboni!

Zamboni: Shazbot! (dissapears)

Little: Ahhh! This can't be happening! There's gotta be a logical explamation for this.

Orange: Like maybe we're just fooling around?

Little: Huh?

The Gang (except Grandpa Lemon, who is sleeping, and Grapefruit): Happy April Fool's Day! (laugh)

Little: (breath of relief) Thank goodness! It's such a relief!

Tom: WOO! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Little: Uh, speaking of which, what are we gonna do with these guys?

Orange: Hmmm. I don't know, maybe they could sign some autographs, or maybe they could just, SIGN!

Little: Huh?

Orange: SIGN!

(Sign falls, crushing all except Little Apple)

Little: Ahhhhhhhh!

Orange: Woah! It looks like the cast is gonna need a cast! hahahaha! Nah, just kidding, there's no way they survived that!

The Gang: (laugh)

Zamboni: (reapears without hat) Shazbot!

Fruity Question of the Day: Who do you want to prank for April Fools?!