User blog:JKaffekimbo/Annoying Orange and the curse of the Apple Pie

Plot
An Apple pie is placed on the counter and gets annoyed by Orange. Knife gets in trouble when, cutting him in half, eats a piece of him...

Transcript
Pear: Apples can be green too Orange!

Orange: No way, they're just mishaped and glossy Pears, or maybe they're mutant Apples that fell into toxic waste.

Midget Apple: If only I could be green...

Pear: And why?

Midget Apple: Because this could be the only way to make Orange believe that Apples can be Green too.

(An apple pie appears on the counter)

Cursed Apple Pie: Hey guys!

Pear, Orange and Midget Apple: (scream)

(Title card rolls in)

Orange: What the...

Pear: What are you?

Cursed Apple Pie: I am a Green Apple Pie.

Orange: (laughs)

Pear: Orange!

Orange: No way! That's a Mishaped, Glossy Pear Pie! (laughs)

Cursed Apple Pie: Oh no, you'll stop laughing when you'll know my story.

Orange: What story? The story about when you fell in the toxic waste? (laughs)

Midget Apple: Orange, I want to hear the story!

Orange: Ok, let's hear the story while I find out other jokes...

Cursed Apple Pie: All began when a Green Apple was peeled, and baked into this Apple Pie...

Orange: Oh, I've got it! It was after Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple and the other Mutant Apples were shredded into the first pie.

Cursed Apple Pie: Thank you... But, returning to the story, that apple, when it was shredded, laid a curse on the pie. So, everybody who eats only a little piece of that pie, transforms into an...

(the cursed pie is cut by Knife)

Knife: (eating a piece of pie) Hmmm, i like this pie!

Orange: (screams)

(knife begins transforming into a green apple)

Knife-Apple: Oh crap!

Midget Apple: Yay, now i've got a big brother!

Fruity question of the day
Are pears mishaped green apples or are green apples mishaped pears?

The Cursed Apple Pie
He began as a joke filler for Orange. When the apple pie began telling them his story Orange is a little bit more serious. When Knife comes, not only he is cut in half but also eaten. So, Knife, transforms into an apple because of the curse.

Knife-Apple
Knife, after eating accidentally a piece of The Cursed Apple Pie, transforms into a green apple. However, he remains always the same Knife. He will later re-transform into Knife.