User blog:JKaffekimbo/Annoying Orange: Oily questions

Plot
Orange takes advantage of Golden Delicious' annoyingness to make a peach go crazy. After the peach is cut in pieces by Knife, things get difficult as a bottle of olive oil manages to annoy Orange better than the other orange that came in the kitchen to tell puns to him. This makes Orange ask Golden Delicious to annoy Oil and the apple demonstrates to be able to "fill his shoes".

Transcript
Orange: Hey peach!

Peach: What!?

Orange: You look like a female peach!

Peach: Why?

Orange: Look at yourself! You're Pink!

Peach: In the first place, I'm pink because I'm a peach. And then, thinking is still in fashion.

Orange: Why?

Peach: How can i look at myself? I don't even manage to see my forehead!

Golden Delicious: (making a running commentary) ...wow! Peach managed to take advantage on Orange! Peach 1, Orange 0.

Peach: is this really necessary?

Golden Delicious: Oh, come on! You're winning!

Orange: You're an apple!

Golden Delicious: You're right Captain Obvious! What could I be if not an Apple!

Orange: (laughs)

Golden Delicious: You know what to say now Orange!

Orange: Oh, right!

Golden Delicious and Orange: (in chorus) Knife!

Peach: (screams)

Knife: Oh, crap! I did it again! The insides of this fruit were really hard, even harder than...

Sharpener: Even harder than the Sharpener!

Knife: (getting rubbed by sharpener) Noooooooooo! I hate the Sharpener!

Sharpener: Like I say to all the knives i sharpen that say to hate me: you're sharp at insults, but dull at blade! (laughs)

Pear: Okay Orange, let's enter our new roommate!

Oil: I'm not a roommate: I'm the roommate! (laughs)

Orange: Oh no, I was trying to avoid slippery arguments! (laughs)

Golden Delicious: (picking up the running commentary after interrupting it) ...And Orange, after gaining peach's points due to the Knife bonus and gaining one point with this joke, Orange speeds up the leaderboard! Orange 3, Newbie 0! Good one Orange!

Orange: Yaaaaaaay!

Oil: Hey, I'm not a newbie!

Orange: I know, better if i call you oldie!

Oil: I'm not even old, I'm a bottle of one of the most appreciated italian olive oils. It took really much hours to make...

Orange: Boooring!

Oil: Boring like your face!

Orange: Hey, I'm not bo...

Oil: Yeah, I know: (imitating sarcastically Orange) I'm an Orange!

Orange: Hey apple!

Golden Delicious: What?

Orange: Better if you make him go crazy...

Golden Delicious: Ok... Hey Oil!

Oil: What?

Golden Delicious: So, you're made of olives, right?

Oil: Yes...

Golden Delicious: And olives are green, right?

Oil: Right:

Golden Delicious: How many carrots did you eat?

Oil: What? That doesn't make any sense!

Golden Delicious: Yes! carotin makes people become yellow! (laughs) Did you see it, Orange? It's easy to make fun of this bottle of slippery yellow cash!

Orange: (chuckling) Yeah.

Oil: Groans

Golden Delicious: Hey Oil!

Oil: What?

Golden Delicious: Knock, knock!

Oil: Who is it?

Golden Delicious: Knock, knock!

Oil: Oh God! Who is it already?

Golden Delicious: Knock, knock!

Oil: What the... TELL ME IMMEDIATELY WHO THE HECK IS IT!!! I TOLD YOU TWICE TO TELL ME WHO IT WAS!!!

Golden Delicious: Um...

Oil: UMMMMM... MEANS NOTHING I WANT YOU TO TELL ME NOW WHO IT IS!!!

Golden Delicious: Hand!

(Dane Boedigheimer takes Oil and empties him on a pizza)

Oil: (Screaming)

Orange: Whoa!

Golden Delicious: Well, that's what people calls feeling empty inside! (both Golden Delicious and Orange laugh)

Oil: (Groans)

Fruity question of the day
How many carrots do you eat?