User blog:Knife!/Annoying Orange : The Annoying Movie Parts 1 & 2

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''' The Annoying Orange: The Annoying Movie '''

Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: What is it!

Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: What!

Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: WHAT!!!

Orange: Orange you glad I didn’t say apple again. (Laughs)

Apple: Why me? Is it my doom to be annoyed by a talking Orange?

Orange: Hey Apple

Apple: What?

Orange: Knife!

Apple: AAHHH

Orange: Hey, where’s Knife?

Apple: Very funny, trick me into thinking I’m about to be knifed. Well it isn’t working on me.

Orange: Hey Apple

Apple: What

Orange: Knife

Apple: It isn’t working on me; I assure you I am not going to get knifed. I guarantee 100 perce...

(Apple is cut in half by Knife and Knife is rested on part of Apple)

Orange: Hey Knife!

Knife: Oh hey, Orange. Forgot you were there

Orange: Where else would I be?

Knife: In a death trap?

Orange: Yeah, but I’m usually here. How could you forget as I’m either screaming or laughing when you knife someone?

Knife: I don’t know, I think I have amnesia

Orange: Wow, you have knees! Pear, Knife has knees!

Pear: No, he has amnesia

Orange: Yeah, Am-knees-ia. That’s what I said

Pear: No, amnesia. He forgets things that he shouldn’t be

Orange: Like that he had knees

Knife: I have knees!

Pear: No, you never had knees.

(Lights flicker off for a few seconds. When back to normal, Pear and Knife are gone)

Orange: Hey, where did Pear and Knife go?

Midget Apple: Maybe it’s Frankenfruit

Orange: There’s a ‘small’ chance of that being true, Midget Apple

Midget Apple: Hey, that’s Little Apple

Orange: Where did go then?

Grandpa Lemon (on motorcycle): They were heading that way

Orange: Who?

Grandpa Lemon: Pear and Knife

Midget Apple: With whom?

Grandpa Lemon: Ask Farshmallow, he was there

Marshmallow: It looked like Grapefruit

Orange: Grapefruit! Of course it would be him. Let’s get Pear and Knife back

Midget Apple: How are we going to there?

Marshmallow: We can ride on Princess Butterflykiss! Yay!

Orange: No, I have an idea

Midget Apple: What?

Orange: We get all of our friends together!

Midget Apple: Still, how are we going to get there?

Orange: We walk, duh. Someone’s slow

Midget Apple: Ok, we get all the friends together. Those are still alive though

Orange: So who’s that?

Midget Apple: Me, you, Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon. Who else

Orange: I know, Ninja Fruit!

Midget Apple: That’s 5, who else. What about Wee Pony and Princess Butterflykiss

Marshmallow: Yay! Unicorns are number one!

Orange: That’s 7. Who else?

Midget Apple: I don’t know?

Grandpa Lemon: What about that Cob guy?

Midget Apple: No, he exploded, well – ish

Orange: Hey, what about Passion Fruit

Midget Apple: Ok, that’s 8

Orange: And we could get Plumpkin and Gourd

Midget Apple: Ok, that’s 10; you find Ninja Fruit, Plumpkin and Gourd

Orange: And you get the others

(Cuts to the shadowy dojo – under the stove. A paper airplane flys in)

Ninja Fruit: A plane, with a letter on it. (Reads letter) To Ninja Fruit, Pear and Knife are missing. Knife was the guy who cut Coconut in half by the way. Please help us rescue them. From Orange. PS: You’re an apple! (Stops reading letter) Oh no, my acquaintance’s friends are in trouble, I must help

(Ninja Fruit disappears in a puff of smoke, and reappears next to Orange with a puff of smoke)

Orange: Ninja Fruit!

Ninja Fruit: You summoned me

Orange: No, I sent you a letter.

Ninja Fruit: You summoned me in the letter

Orange: Stop confusing me!

(Dane Boedghimer drops Pumpkin and Gourd on the counter)

Orange: Midget Plumpkin! Plumpkin!

Pumpkin: What do you want?

Gourd: Yeah!

Orange: We have to save Pear

Pumpkin: Ok

Gourd: Ok

(Scene cuts to Midget Apple, he has Passion Fruit, Wee Pony with him. Marshmallow is seen with Princess Butterflykiss)

Midget Apple: We’re ready. Come on Grandpa Lemon

Passion Fruit: Yeah, we need to save Pear and Knife

Pumpkin: Oh no, I’m not helping that strip of stainless steel out of trouble so he can turn me into a jack ‘o lantern again!

Orange: He doesn’t do it voluntarily!

Pumpkin: Ok, then. But if he cuts me in half, you’re not coming to my funeral.

Orange: Deal!

Ninja Fruit: Are we going or what?

Passion Fruit: Yeah, let’s go.

''End of Part 1 ''

(Pear and Knife are in cages. A shadowy character is seen behind, but is unrecognizable)

Pear: Let us go, whoever you are!

Knife: Yeah, what he said.

Pear: Wait, I think I recognize you

Knife: Who is it Pear

Pear: Is that you, Zucchini?

Zucchini: That’s right. Mwahahahaha

Knife: Wait, but I thought Grapefruit brought us here

Zucchini: Oh, he’s my servant. Lowest of the low

Pear: That means you have more servants?

Zucchini: Yes, and you two would know them

Knife: Erm, can’t see anyone

Zucchini: Servants! Reveal yourself!

(Many previous characters show themselves)

Zucchini: I give you, my servants!

Pear: Ok, wait. That’s Plum! He was knifed

Zucchini: Oh, I revived most of my servants

Pear: Ok, who’s there? Plum, Coconut, Grapefruit’s Sister, Lime, Apple, Evil Orange and I am guessing that’s Pepper?

Zucchini: You guessed correctly. Mwahahahaha

Knife: I remember when I cut Pepper in half. Good times

Pear: Wait, what’s your plan?

Zucchini: With my servants, I will take over the kitchen and then begin my plans for the domination of Fruitdom! Mwahahahaha

Pear: And you have captured us why?

Zucchini: To make you my servants!

(Door slams open with Orange and everyone else who journeyed)

Orange: You can’t handle the truth!

Midget Apple: That just ruined the moment!

End of Part 2