Annoying Orange: Bad Apple/Transcript

The Apple With a Bad Attitude

 * (The episode begins at a high school basketball court. Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Little Apple & Grapefruit are playing basketball while picking teams.)


 * Pear: I pick Orange.
 * Orange: (Happy.) All right! Basketball's my jam, yo! (He laughs as he goes next to Pear.)
 * Little Apple: (Worried that he's gonna get picked last) Aw, man. I'm gonna get picked last again. I just know it.
 * Marshmallow: (To Little Apple) If I were picking teams, I'd pick you first, Midget Apple! Yay!
 * (A teenage bully apple wearing a hat & leather jacket with a chain appears.)
 * Bad Apple: Yeah, & your team would lose. (The record scratches.)
 * Grapefruit: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's the new guy? I pick him!
 * Bad Apple: Move, pipsqueak! (He walks onto the court & Marshmallow moves out of his way.)
 * Grapefruit: (He chuckles) I have a feeling I'm gonna like this new guy...
 * Bad Apple: (To Grapefruit) Great, now shut up & pass the rock!
 * Orange: (To Bad Apple) A rock? Stupid apple. You don't play basketball with a rock. (Pear throws the basketball to Pear.)
 * (The screen switches to Rock as the record scratches.)
 * Rock: Boy, don't I know it.
 * Bad Apple: (To Orange) Oh yeah? Then riddle me this: How are you gonna play basketball without a basketball? (He laughs & throws the basketball out of the school. Cut to Grandpa Lemon driving in his car singing.)
 * Grandpa Lemon: (Singing.) On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road aga-- (His song gets interrupted by the basketball, crashing into his windshield. He screams & starts swerving out of control.) It's the sauerkrauts!!!
 * (His car falls off of a cliff. It explodes & shows the title card with Orange & Marshmallow smiling at Bad Apple, with a worried Pear.)

The Rude, The Bad, & The Meany

 * Little Apple: I heard he got kicked out of his last school for giving a bunch of bananas a bruising!
 * Grapefruit: I heard his parents kicked him of the tree.
 * Pear: Shh!!! Here he comes.
 * (Bad Apple appears.)
 * Bad Apple: (To the fruits) All right, losers, everyone hand over their lunch money.
 * Orange: (To Bad Apple) How? We don't have hands. (He laughs.)
 * Bad Apple: Wise guy, eh? Well, You won't be laughing after I tie your shoelaces together.
 * Little Apple: (To Bad Apple, & tricking him) How? He doesn't have feet. (He, Pear & Orange start laughing. Bad Apple growls.)
 * Bad Apple: It's really tough being a bully when nobody has an limbs... I got it. I'll give you a swirly!
 * Orange: (Surprised) A swirly? I love ice cream! (He pretends to eat ice cream.)
 * Bad Apple: (To Orange) What? No. It's when I put your head in the toilet & flush. Come on, everyone knows that!
 * (The scene switches to a scene where Carrot who has a swirl head.) 
 * Carrot: True. I know from experience.
 * Pear (Disgusted; gags) For reals?
 * Carrot: Yeah, apparently, I was sitting on Bad Apple's swing.
 * Little Apple: (Confused) Which swing is Band Apple's swing?
 * Bad Apple: (To Little Apple) Whichever swing Bad Apple wants it to be, pipsqueak! (He laughs.)
 * (Bad Apple leaves & goes to the teeter-totter.)
 * Grapefruit: (Corcerned) Okay, guys. we need to do something about the new kid.
 * Marshmallow: (Suggesting an idea) I say we try being nice to him.
 * Grapefruit: (Thinking Marshmallow will fail) Worth a shot. Do your worst, Marshmallow.
 * Marshmallow: Yay!!! (He leaps onto the other side of the teeter-totter.) Excuse me, Bad Apple. It looks like you need a friend to play on teeter-totter.
 * Bad Apple: (Faking niceness) Yeah, that would be nice, actually.
 * Marshmallow: (To Bad Apple) Hooray! See, not-so Bad Apple? Isn't it nice to be-- (Bad Apple slams down hard on his side of the teeter-totter. Marshmallow screams as he is flung into the sky.)
 * Bad Apple: (To Marshmallow, Laughs) Happy landing, shrimpy!
 * Orange: What the? Marshmallow can fly?! Why am I always the last to know things?

Bad Apple's Regret

 * (Bad Apple walks back onto the basketball court.)
 * Bad Apple: (To Pear) Hey, Pear. You're standing on my grass.
 * Pear: What?
 * Bad Apple: (To Pear) That's my grass. Move!
 * Pear: This isn't your grass. This is the school's grass. Anyone can stand here.
 * Bad Apple: (To Pear, Angry) Get off my grass!!
 * Pear: (To Bad Apple, Angry) It's not your grass!!!
 * (Bad Apple gets mad. He jumps onto Pear & Pear tilts to the ground.)
 * Bad Apple: (To Pear, Angry) That's it! Eat grass! Eat it. You love it!
 * Pear: What?!
 * Bad Apple: (To Pear) Eat the grass, Pear!
 * Pear: (Asking Orange for help) Orange! A little help here.
 * Orange: (To Bad Apple) Hey! Hey, Fat Apple! Hey!
 * (Bad Apple walks over to Orange, thinking that he also wants to lick grass.)
 * Bad Apple: (To Orange) Looks like loudmouth wants to lick some grass, too.
 * Orange: Nah. I'd prefer my eyeball. (He attempts to touch his tongue to his eye, but is stopped.)
 * Bad Apple: That's it. Lick the grass, geek. Lick it. you love it.
 * (He jumps on Orange & tilts him sideways.)
 * Orange: (Pretending to think that the grass taste good) Mmm. This taste delicious!
 * (The record scratches.)
 * Bad Apple: (To Orange) No, it doesn't. It taste like grass.
 * Orange: (To Bad Apple) Nuh-uh! It tastes like candy!
 * Bad Apple: (To Orange) No it doesn't...  (Becomes confused) Does it? (He jumps off Orange & starts licking the grass.)
 * Carrot: (To his friends) Hey, look! Orange is makin' Bad Apple lick the grass!
 * (Pear laughs. Bad Apple notices his embarrassment.)
 * Bad Apple: (Embarrassed) What? No. I--
 * (Marshmallow is seen floating down from a parachute after being launched from the teeter-totter.)
 * Marshmallow: Whee!!! I love candy grass!
 * (Bad Apple growls. Orange laughs.)
 * Orange: (To Bad Apple) You're looking a little "red" there, Apple. (He laughs again.)
 * Bad Apple: You guys are mean! I'm gonna tell on you!
 * Pear: (To Bad Apple, questioning) Who are you gonna tell?
 * Orange: Teacher?
 * Bad Apple: (To Pear) Yeah. I am gonna tell the teacher.
 * Orange: (Correcting him) No! Teacher!!!
 * Bad Apple: Huh? (He's grabbed by the Teacher's hand. He screams & drops his clothes & hat.) Don't eat me!!! (The Teacher eats him & only his core remains.)
 * Orange: (Seeing his death) Whoa! This new kid's really getting "chewed" out! (He laughs & his core falls to the ground.) I'm sorry. Too soon?
 * (End of episode.)

Outtake

 * Orange: What the? Marshmallow can fly?! Why am I always the last to know things.
 * Pear: You idiot. He can't fly. He just got catapulted from the teeter-totter.
 * Orange: Oh. I thought he had wings.
 * Pear: Dude. Act smart.