Annoying Orange: Easter Island/Transcript

(Title shows "Annoying Orange in Easter Vacation" on Easter Island.)

Orange: Yay-yay, it's vacay day! Yay-yay, it's vacay day! (laughs)

Pear: Well, this isn't the Easter holiday I had in mine.

Chocolate Bunny #1: Welcome to Easter Island.

Chocolate Bunny #2: We sincerly hope you enjoy your vacation here on our tropical Eastery paradise.

Marshmallow: Yay!

Orange: Do you hear that, guys? It's time to "hop" to it! (laughs)

(The volcano rumbles.)

Chocolate Bunny #1: Uh-oh.

Orange: Yeesh, I was only kidding.

Chocolate Bunny #2: I don't think the big guy is going to like it.

Orange: What are you talking about? Pear's having a great time! (laughs)

(The volcano blasts.)

Orange: Whoa! You have fries to go with that shake? (laughs)

(The volcano blasts, again.)

Chocolate Bunny #2: Please, you must stop that. The Keeper of the island is benevolent and peaceful unless he's annoyed.

Orange: The Keeper of Easter Island? Does that make him a keister? (laughs)

(The volcano blew fire up in the air, and roars.)

Pear: Well, that's not ominous at all.

(Screen turns into Orange, Pear and Marshmallow visiting Easter Egg.)

Easter Egg: And in the cove, you can go surfin' or you can feel free to take a hike up to the volcano.

Pear: Hey, sounds fun!

Marshmallow: Yay!

Orange: Yeah, that's an egg-cellent idea! (laughs)

(The volcano rumbles.)

Easter Egg: Uh... you know, I would suggest sunbathing down on the beach, but the sky seems to be rather overcast this afternoon thanks to your orange friend.

Orange: Hey, hey Egghead! Know how we got to Easter Island? We used my motorboat! (motorboats)

(The volcano blasts.)

Easter Egg: And we're done. Tour's over. Nothing to see here.

Orange: What? That's it? Man, our guide isn't all he's cracked up to be. (laughs)

(The volcano blasts, again.)

Marshmallow: Uh-oh! I got a case of the wobblies! (giggles)

Pear: This is insane!! How can an island actually be annoyed?!

Orange: Hey, hey, can you do this? (tongue flips)

(The volcano blasts lava.)

Pear: (groans) Never mind.

(Screen turns into Chocolate Bunnies and Jelly Bean talking.)

Chocolate Bunny #2: All I'm saying is that these new tourists have got to go!

Jelly Bean: Well, duh. What? Did you just noticed all that smoke?

Orange: Ooh, ooh, I did! What does it all mean, Jelly Bean? (laughs)

(The volcano rumbles.)

Easter Egg: Will you stop the mouth?! Another ounce of annoyance and this place could blow sky-high!

Pear: No, you maniac! Don't tell him that!

Orange: (with a bush of top of his head) Hey, hey, look at me! I'm Elvis Parsley! (laughs)

(The volcano blasts.)

Orange: Whoa! ''(singing like Elvis Presley) I'm all shook up, uh-huh. (laughs)''

(The trees fall down, the volcano grunts.)

Easter Egg: Everyone, run for your lives!

Chocolate Bunny #2: It's--It's... The Keeper of the island.

(Peep pops out of the volcano from the blast, and grunts. Orange, Pear and Marshmallow screams, and Peep breaths fire at the Easter Egg. Easter Egg screams and got burned to death. Peep breaths fire at all chocolate bunnies' ears, and the chocolate bunnies and Jelly Bean screams.)

Chocolate Bunny #1: Ahh! It burns! It burns!

Chocolate Bunny #2: What? I can't hear you!

Orange: Whoa!! I didn't know it was time for a peep show!! (laugh)

(Peep stares at Orange, and comes to Orange.)

Orange: Uh-oh! (screaming)

(Peep growls, and tries to eat Orange. Marshmallow was in Peep's way.)

Marshmallow: Peep!

Pear: Dude, Marshmallow, what are you doing?

Marshmallow: It's okay. I'm an eight pepe. (giggles)

Peep: Peep? (What?)

Marshmallow: Peep-peep-peep-peep. (Why are you angry? Need a hug?)

Peep: Peep-peep-peep! (NO! I'm SLEEPY!)

Marshmallow: Oh, oh! You should count sheep! Or rainbows! Or puppies!

Peep: Peep-peep-peep-peep-peep! (Oh yes! I do like puppies!)

Marshmallow: I promise, O great Mega Peep. No one shall disturb your puppy-counting.

Peep: Peep. (Thanks!)

(Peep walks away, and goes inside the volcano.)

Pear: Whoa! You just totally saved the day!

Jelly Bean: The island is safe once more!

Orange, Pear and Marshmallow: Huzzah!

Chocolate Bunnies, and Jelly Bean: Huzzah!

Pear: That's assuming that Orange doesn't put our lives in danger... again.

Orange: Aw, jeez, guys. I'm really sorry. I promise. I won't make another... Peep. (laughs)

(The volcano rumbles.)

Orange: Whoa... too soon?

(The volcano blows lava, and it roars.)

Orange, Pear and Marshmallow: (screaming)

(End rolls, and the screen skips into Pear and Marshmallow in the boat. Orange flutters his lips to make the motorboat working.)

Pear: Just a few more miles, Orange! You're doing great!

(Orange keeps moving the boat by motorboating.)

Marshmallow: Yay! I love motorboat! (flutters lips)