Annoying Orange: Random Cuts 01/Transcript

(The curtain opens and the title show, "Annoying Orange presents" and the knife sliced the title and the other title says, "Random Cuts.")

(Random Cut #1)

Discounted Candy #1: I don't get it! Yesterday, we're fine, and NOW we're discounted?!

Discounted Candy #2: Seriously, right? There's nothin' wrong with us.

Discounted Candy #1: Well, except for Jim.

Jim: (with green face) Ugh, guys, I don't feel so hot.

(Jim pukes out chocolates.)

Chocolate: Quick, guys! Run for it!

Chocolates: YAAAAAA!

(The Chocolates ran away.)

(Random Cut #2)

Watermelon: Hmmm, I guess my favourite fruits to eat would have to be watermelon.

Pumpkin: Dude, you ARE a watermelon.

Watermelon: You don't bet.

(Watermelon chewed himself and Pumpkin looked surprised.)

(Random Cut #3)

Raisin: Steve, it's been years! What've you been up to, man?

Steve: Oh, not much. Hangin' out on the vine with the gang; same as always. You?

Raisen: Well, I went off to school became a raisen, now I'm in a breakfast cereal.

Steve: Sell out.

(Random Cut #4)

Lime: Hey dude, you ever say a word and suddenly it just sounds SUPER weird?

Strawberry: Yeah.

Lime: "Avocado"

Strawberry: "A-vo-ca-do."

Lime: "A-vo-caaaa-dooooo."

Strawberry: "Aaa-vo-ca-doo."

Lime: Weird, right?

Strawberry: Totally.

Lime: Welp, I guess we should get back to flying the plane.

(The plane's back is on fire, it airs down, the people were screaming, and it crash landed.)

(Random Cut #5)

Appine: Well, my mother was a pine tree and my father was an apple. "Our baby will be a pineapple," they said...

(The screen zooms out to therapist's room with a screaming sound effects, and Apple was filled with pine tree.)

Appine: ...but NOOOO.! Turns out he's just a freak!

(Random Cut #6)

Cherry: Wait a minute. Is that a picture of you?

Milk Carton: Yeah.

Cherry: Ugh, my brain hurts.

(Random Cut #7)

(The corns were running and screaming, because there's a fire n the corn factory)

Carrot: There's a fire in the corn factory!

(The corn on the building were screaming and the fireman appeared.)

Fireman: I'll save them! (grabs the ladder and climbs up)

(The corns were still screaming and they all popped into popcorn. The fireman was tripped by a popping popcorn, the ladder fell down and it killed the carrot and the fireman.)

(Random Cut #8)

Strawberry: "Zucchini."

Lime: "Zu-cchiiii-ni."

Strawberry: "Zuuuu-cchi-niiii."

Lime: Totally, dude.

Strawberry: Welp, back to the surgery.

(Horseradish died and the machine goes to the straight line.)

(Random Cut #9)

Banana: Come on, bananas! Let's form the cunga line!

(The banana were dancing to form a cunga line and the first banana tripped from a banana peel and it died. All 4 bananas were tripped by a banana peel and they died. The screen flips into Mango and Chili dancing with there drinks.)

Mango: Wow, this......this might never end.

(The chili went down on the ground.)

(The End)