Annoying Orange: Grapefruit Vs. Donkey Kong/Transcript

(Title card)

Passion Fruit: Grapefruit! Help!

Grapefruit: Wait, you actually want me to help you?

Passion Fruit: Well, your the only one here besides Donkey Kong, so.

(Donkey Kong roars and Passion Fruit screams)

Grapefruit: Fear not my passion pooby! I'm on the way to your imminent rescue so you will kiss me!

Passion Fruit: Uh, yeah, i never said i kiss you.

(Grapefruit rolls over to the ladder and climbs up it)

Grapefruit: Ok, just trying to get up here and--

(Grapefruit grunts as he is trying to climb the ladder and everything crumbles)

Passion Fruit: Aren't you a little.... round to be climbing that ladder?

Grapefruit: Nope, i got it! I got it!

Passion Fruit: Grapefruit, i think you might want to get...

(Everything collapses as Passion Fruit and Donkey Kong fall off)

Passion Fruit: Down!

(Passion Fruit luckily hits the bottom safely, but Donkey Kong explodes when hitting the bottom)

Grapefruit: Your welcome! Hows about that kiss?

(Passion Fruit karate kicks Grapefruit)

Passion Fruit: Hi-yah!

Grapefruit: Ow! Not exactly what i had in mind, ah, but i'll take it.

(End of transcript)