The Annoying Orange (episode)/Transcript


 * Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple!
 * Apple: What? What? What is it?
 * Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again?[laughs]
 * Apple: Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.
 * Orange: Hey Apple!
 * Apple: What?
 * Orange: You look fruity.[laughs]
 * Apple: Yeah, that was hilarious.
 * Orange: Hey! Hey Apple!
 * Apple: What?
 * Orange: Can you do ten push-ups in ten seconds?
 * Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do one push-up?
 * Orange: Hey!
 * Apple: What?
 * Orange: Hey, Apple!
 * Apple: What?
 * Orange: Can you do this? (babbles)
 * Apple: No!
 * Orange: Try it!
 * Apple: No. Stop it.
 * Orange: [continues to babble)
 * Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it.
 * Orange: (flutters lips)
 * Apple: Would you please be quiet?! For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can't even hear myself think! Ah! [panting]
 * Orange: Hey, Apple!
 * Apple: What?!
 * Orange: Knife.
 * Apple: Huh? [screaming]
 * Orange: Ew! Oh! I warned you. Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts.
 * [Apple screaming]
 * Orange: Tried to warn him. Hmm. [sighs] Hey, Pear!
 * Pear: Oh, God.