User blog:Knife!/The Short Cut - Magazine - 6/6/2011

&nbsp '''Welcome to 'The Short Cut', an online magazine created by the self-proclaimed 3rd best member: [http://annoyingorange.wikia.com/wiki/User:Knife! Knife!] behind Brainulator9 and MHLU. This will give you updates on things I like so mainly WWE, association football and sometimes the odd Annoying Orange. Ok, lets get started.'''

WWE
Yet again, I am sorry as all I have to offer on WWE terms is the Power 25
 * 1) Randy Orton
 * 2) John Cena
 * 3) R-Truth
 * 4) Sin Cara
 * 5) Christian
 * 6) Sheamus
 * 7) Rey Mysterio
 * 8) Kofi Kingston
 * 9) The Miz
 * 10) Ezekiel Jackson
 * 11) Kane
 * 12) Cody Rhodes
 * 13) David Otunga & Michael McGillicutty
 * 14) CM Punk
 * 15) Daniel Bryan
 * 16) Alberto Del Rio
 * 17) The Great Khali
 * 18) Jack Swagger
 * 19) Brie Bella
 * 20) Dolph Ziggler
 * 21) Kelly Kelly
 * 22) The Big Show
 * 23) Mason Ryan
 * 24) Evan Bourne
 * 25) The Corre

Association Football
I am getting sick of Barcelona. I was being optimistic hoping Man Utd can beat them, but they go and beat us 3-1 to claim their 4th Champions League.

Annoying Orange Wiki
Yahzzee is a disrespect to this wiki, he hacked the wiki to give himself bureacrat rights and he blanked the Orange and the home page. Thankfully, he has been blocked and hacked bureacrat rights taken off of him. Also, I leave you a question, should MHLU change his username to Bryce53?

Other
 Top Joke of the Week 

I walked into a shop and asked for the TV in the window, he said 'No. The next day I asked again and he said 'No'. The next day I asked and he gave me an address on a piece of paper. I followed it and it lead me to the opticians, on the back it read 'By the way, it's not a TV. It's a microwave'

 The Wall 

Still no comments worthy of putting on the wall.