Annoying Orange: Cursed Onion Ring Tape/Transcript

Kevin Brueck: So the squirels looking at me and he says, Nuts! buddy you are Insane! You're Insane!


 * Bobjenz, Teresha Barket, & Dan Henian laughs

Kevin Brueck: No, True story, true story. But um, that's, that's not why we're here tonight. You guys here about this video? It's uh, pretty scary stuff.

BobJenz: Is that the one where the guy sniffs Gorilla glue?

Teresha Barket: No it's he one where the girl kills all those eggs!

Dan Henian: No it's the one where the guy does taxes with his cat right?

Kevin Brueck: No! No, this is a different type of video ok? You watch this video, and then you get a phone call, from a guy, and there's a voice on the other end, and he tells you something, and then 7 days later, somethign bad happens to you.

Bobjenz, Teresha Barket, & Dan Henian: Woh!

Kevin Brueck: So...you guys wann watch it?

Dan Henian: Yeah!

Kevin Brueck shuts off the lights, puts on the tape, and then static comes flashing to a blurry picture of a onion ring. It then flashes to a butcher knife, then to a picture of Orange.

Orange Picture: *Sighs* I'm hungry! *Looks at picture of Onion Ring, then eats it* *Through full mouth* Hey it's seafood! *Laughs*

It then flashes to a pitbull barking, then to orange sitting in a field.

Orange: La la la la la la la la laaa *Fly flys into his mouth choking him*

Flashes to Kevin Bruecks disturbed face while he looks at an Orange tree with multiple Annoying Oranges laughing, and it then flashes to a onion ring which pops out eyes and a mouth scaring the other viewers. It thens flashes to a well where Orange seems to be trapped in and you hear him laugh. The video ends and Kevin turns the lights back on, and ejects the video.

Bobjenz: Well that sucked!

Kevin Brueck, Teresha Barket, & Dan Henian: *Laughs*


 * Suddenly the phone rings, Kevin goes to pick it up.

Kevin Brueck: Hello?

Orange: *Laughs*

Kevin Brueck: Hello.

Orange: 7 Days. *Laughs*

Kevin Brueck: W-What happens in 7 Days?

Orange: You're an Onion Ring! *Laughs*

Dan Henian: Who was it? What they say?

Kevin Brueck: I think he just called me, an Onion Ring.


 * 7 DAYS LATER

Kevin Brueck: So the squirl says nuts! Buddy you are insane! *Catche his breath* God, I love that joke.

Dan Henain: Dude, seriously? You know what time it is right?

Kevin Brueck: OO! Time for another video.

Teresh Barket: It's been exactly, seven days.

Bobjenz: Exactly.

Teresha Barket: Don't you remeber the phone call?

Kevin Brueck: Oh yeah! I wouldn't worry about that.

Big Papi: *Big growl*

Teresha Barket: Oh my god!

Bobjenz: Guy's easy, it's just my dog, Big Papi.

Dan Henain: Uh, Bobby, why is your dog eating an onion?

Bobjenz: Because I'm out of Canteloupe! Is this guy serious?

Suddenly the lights goes out, Orange laughs, and the cursed tape turns on showing the well.

Teresha Barket: What was that?

Kevin Brueck: Ok guys, who's got the remote?

Orange come out of the well, and comes closer.

Orange: Hey! *Laughs*

Kevin Brueck: Oh my God.

Orange actually comes through the Tv screen

Orange: Guys don't mind if I drop in do you? *Laughs*

Everyone: *Screams*


 * 7 DAYS LATER

Orange: Hey! Hey Onion Rings! Hey! Hey Onion Rings! Hey! Onion Rings! Hey! Hey! Hey Onion Rings!

Everyone has been turned into a onion ring by Orange

Onion Rings: What!

Orange: Which one of you is the ringleader. *Laughs*

Onion Rings: *Sigh*

Bobjenz Onion Ring: Well this sucks.

Kevin Brueck Onion Ring: Hey Orange, Why don't you just stop saying stupid puns and chamge us back.

Orange: Because! I like having you around! *Laughs*

Onion Rings: *Sigh*

Orange: Hey! Hey Onion rings!

Onion Ring Kevin Brueck: What!

Orange: Pitbull.

Big Papi attacks Kevin Brueck Onion Ring Presumably eating him, ending the story.