Annoying Orange: Monster Burger!/Transcript

Orange: Yo! I got fat beats! (Beatboxes and imitates record scratch, laughs)

(Dane puts the hamburger on the counter.)

Hamburger: Hey! Get you paws off me, mister!

(Record scratches)

Orange: Wh-- Huh?!?

Hamburger: Oh, hey. What's up?

Orange: (screaming)

Hamburger: Whoa! What's with all the screaming?

Orange: MONSTER! (screaming)

Hamburger: Yeah. I'm not a monster. Hamburger.

Orange: Get away from me, monster! (spitting seeds at the hamburger)

Hamburger: Ah, gross! Are you seriously spitting seeds at me, right now?!

Orange: I'll never let you destroy the kitchen! (spitting seeds at the hamburger)

Hamburger: Bleh! Destroy the what?

Orange: You'll never take me alive!! (shooting hamburger with a machine gun)

Hamburger: AAH!! Oh! How does an orange have a gun?

Orange: (continues shooting) EAT LEAD, MONSTER!!

Hamburger: AAH!! STOP IT!!

(Orange stops shooting.)

Hamburger: Okay. Are we calm, now? Can we just talk like normal--

(Orange was shooting a hamburger.)

Hamburger: AAH! OH! KNOCK IT OFF!!

Orange: (stops shooting) Sorry. Itchy trigger finger.

Hamburger: Jeez! What is with you?!

Orange: What? You look like a monster.

Hamburger: I'm not a monster. I told you, I'm a hamburger.

Orange: More like, "Monster Burger."

Hamburger: I'm not a monster! Cripes, is this how you treat all of your guest, scream, call them names, and then shoot at 'em?

Orange: Ummmmm...

(In the flashback; Dane puts the peach on the counter.)

Peach: Yo, what's up, bro?

Orange: (screams) It's a butt fruit!

(Orange grabs a machine gun and shoots at Peach. Peach was screaming. On the second flashback; Danes puts the grape on the counter.)

Grape: Ooooo! This place looks nice.

Orange: (screams) It's a midget green alien!

(Orange grabs a machine gun and shoots at Grape'. Grape was screaming. On the third flashback; Danes puts the ugli on the counter.)

Ugli: Hello, friend.

Orange: (screams) It's an ugly fruit!

(record scratches)

Ugli: Yeah. You're right. I am an ugli fruit.

Orange: Oh. (waited and grabs the machine gun and shoots at ugli.)

(Ugi was screaming and then the flashback ends.)

Orange: Yeah, right. I would never do that. (nervous laugh)

Hamburger: Fff. Yeah, I'm sure.

Orange: So then, you're not gonna eat me, Monster Burger?

Hamburger: Bro, I'm a hamburger. How many time do I have to tell you?

Orange: Hamburger? Do you park in the porking lot? (laughing)

Hamburger: Puns? Really?

Orange: Ha! I bet you do things really full boar. (laughing)

Hamburger: Ugh! Those puns don't even make sense! I'm made of beef, not ham!

Orange: Wait. Monster Burgers are made of beef? Sounds like bovine intervention. (laughing)

Hamburger: Huhuhuhu, SHUT IT!! LISTEN!! If I have to tell you; one more time and I'm not a monster, I'm gonna hit you so hard, Chuck Norris would be impressed!

Orange: Violence won't solve anything.

Hamburger: YOU WERE THE ONE SHOOTING ME WITH THE GUN!!!

Orange: Self defence.

Hamburger: Self de-- (growl) Good lord, you're annoying!

Orange: I'm not annoying, I'm an ora--

Hamburger: Let me guess, ORANGE! HA! Freaking hilarious! Yeah!

Orange: Okay, okay. If you're not a monster, then what are you?

Hamburger: I told you: Hamburger! Meat, then I got a bunch of lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and other stuff in here.

(record scatches)

Orange: HUUUUH?!!

Hamburger: What?

Orange: You ate lettuce, cheese, and tomato alive?!!

Hamburger: Ugh, no. I didn't actually eat--

Orange: YOU ARE A MONSTER!!!

(Orange grabs the machine and shoots hamburger while screaming. Hamburger screams.)

Orange: YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN, MONSTER BURGER!!!

Hamburger: STOP! STOP!! STOP!!!

(Orange continues shooting hamburger while screaming.)

Hamburger: STOP SHOOTING ME!!!!

Orange: (stops shooting) Well, stop eating mt friends!

Hamburger: I didn't eat your friends! Just because I'm made of these things doesn't mean that I ate them! I'm not a monster! Just a hamburger!  GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK PEEL!!!!!!  (Orange was waiting, and Hamburger was panting while waiting.)

Orange: Um, hey.

Hamburger: WHAT?!!! WHAT IS IT?!!

Orange: Monster Burger.

Hamburger: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR PEEL OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR--

(Monster Burger appeared on the counter and roars. Hamburger screams. Monster Burger chews the hamburger.)

Hamburger: THE IRONY! AAH, HE'S KILLING ME!! AH--

(The monster burger ate the whole burger and swallows it.)

Orange: Whoa! That monster burger is really deranged. (laughing)

Monster Burger: What? I don't get it.

Orange: Oh. So, you're a hamburger. And hamburgers are made of beef. Beef  come from cows and cows hang out at a range. Get it? De-ranged?

Monster Burger: (gasp) I get it!

(Orange and Monster Burger were laughing. Orange grabs a machine gun and shoots at monster burger. The monster burger was screaming.)

(The End)