User blog:Knife!/Annoying Orange Idea

I have the perfect idea for a new episode. Well, would 9/10 be perfect

Ok, Orange and Pear are arguing about Midget Apple (Transcript Extract)

Orange: He's a Midget Apple

Pear: No, hes a Little Apple

Orange: Midget

Pear: Little

Then Dane Boegdhimer puts down an unknown object hidden under a cloth

''Then Marshmallow gets 'Tingly Face' and sneezes blowing off the cloth revealing a brick. (Transcript Extract)''

Orange: Cool, a brick. Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: What?

Orange has brick ready to throw

Orange: Think Fast

The brick smashes into the wall and reveals a memo which Marshmallow reads out

Marshmallow: Cool a memo, what does it say? 'Orange, meet your end. By Random Scribble

Orange: AAAHHH!!! Random Scribble is after me

Pear: No, Marshmallow couldn't make the signature out, pass it here

Marshmallow: Ok

Pear: oh, its by ... Sharpener

Sharpener is slammed on the other side of the counter

Sharpener: I'm here!

Orange AAAHHHH!!!

Pear: how did you get here

Sharpener: What, have you not looked behind me, they lead me

''Camera zooms out to show lots of characters that Orange has annoyed. You can spot: Jigsaw, Gourd, Cantaloupe, Fred Figglehorn, Plumpkin, Ghost Gang, Grapefruit and Pineapple.''

Passion Fruit: You annoyed all those people

Pear: He has a habit ...

Orange: I didn't annoy Midget Plumpkin

Gourd: IT'S GOURD!!!

Sharpener: now Orange, get ready to meet your fate, any last words.

Orange: Yeah

Sharpener: well what

Orange: Knife

All of the fruits and vegetables are knifed leaving Jigsaw, Fred Figglehorn and Ghost Gang

Sharpener: We're still here

Orange: Gorilla

Sharpener: What

Orange: gorilla

Gorilla takes away everyone except Sharpener

Orange starts annoying Sharpener with puns

Pear: Whats wrong with Marshmallow

Marshmallow: Where's Princess Butterfly Kiss?

Reveals Sharpnener has Princess Butterfly Kiss

Midget Apple: Oh, no. Grandpa Lemon. I need a ride

Midget Apple goes with Grandpa Lemon and Princess Butterfly Kiss kicks Sharpener out of the window.

Orange: Wow, unicorns are helpful.

Marshmallow: And number one

Anyone like it?