User blog:JKaffekimbo/Annoying Orange: Secret Agent Nashi

Plot
Orange and Golden Delicious meet two cherries. after talking with them, they meet a fruit named Nashi, who is a Japanese secret agent, and two pineapples.

Transcript
Orange: Hey, apple!

Golden Delicious: Yes, Orange?

Orange: What are you doing?

Golden Delicious: Nothing... Hey, do you want to play a new game?

Orange: Yaaaaaaaay! Wait, what game?

Golden Delicious: Um... I was thinking of... Wait, what's that?

Orange: What?

Golden Delicious: Who is talking?

(scene cuts to two cherries talking)

Cherry 1: Did you remember that bag?

Cherry 2: Oh, do you mean the pink one with the glitter?

Cherry 1: No, the other one...

Cherry 2: What bag?

Cherry 1: The furry one... The one made of synthetic jaguar fur.

Cherry 2: Oh, I liked that one. However, the pink one was better.

Golden Delicious: Maybe...

Orange: Maybe what?

Golden Delicious: Maybe they know someone in this kitchen that could know what to do.

Orange: Okay, but why not them?

Golden Delicious: Did you hear them? (imitates sarcastically the two cherries) The pink bag... and the synthetic glitter jaguar somewhat...

Orange: Yes, you're right. Hey cherries!

Cherry 1: Oh, crap!

Cherry 2: Is there one in every kitchen?

Cherry 1: What is it Orange?

Orange: Do you know someone that we can play with?

Cherry 2: Um...

Cherry 1: No.

Nashi: What do you mean by "no"?

Golden Delicious: Who are you?

Nashi: I'm the one who is darker than you, but not so dark to be like the other guy.

Orange: Hey! This makes me remember Shelly.

(Orange has a flashback where he remember what Shelly said to Orange when he made a prank call to her)

Shelly: Have you tanned with us before?

(flashback interrupts)

Orange: I like prank calls!

Golden Delicious: So, what's your name?

Nashi: I'm Secret Agent Nashi, but you can call me Nashi.

Golden Delicious: You are the world-famous secret agent Nashi?

Nashi: Pleasure to meet you apple and super-tanned Orange.

Orange: (groans) More like "secret agent Nasty".

Golden Delicious: What?

Orange: Huh? Um... Nothing

Nashi: I'm not nasty!

Pineapple 1: That's right Orange!

Orange: Huh?

Pineapple 2: He's even less nasty than us! He's...

Orange: Knife!

Pineapple 1: What?

Golden Delicious: Knife!

Pineapple 2: What?

Orange: Knife!

Pineapples: (in chorus) What!?

Orange, Nashi and Golden Delicious: (in chorus) Knife!!!

(The second pineapple's face is cut off by Knife)

Pineapple 2: (screams)

Knife: Whoa! It's secret agent Nashi!

Nashi: Yes, it's me.

Knife: I never thought to meet you!

Nashi: Thank you.

Knife: Can I have your signature... Oh crap, I did it again!

Nashi: I liked that pineapple.

Orange: Me too!

Golden Delicious: Me too!

Nashi: Well, I've still got the other.

Orange: Consider the situation on the positive side: at least that was a real... face off!

Orange, Nashi and Golden Delicious: (laugh together)

Golden Delicious: Oh, good one Orange!

Nashi: Good one!

Orange: Shouldn't we... cut the scene where he's knifed?

(all laugh)

Fruity question of the day
Who is the most nasty person that you know?