Annoying Orange: Cheesy Salesman/Transcript

Orange:Bored,bored,bored,bored-bored-bored-bored! Bored!

???:Tell Me Friend,Are you feeling bored?

Orange:Psst, Brother, Im Chairman of the "Bored"

???:Sick of the same old?

Orange:same old?

Pear:Oh man,Yes!

???:Fed up with being tired and listless?

Orange:Listless? what are you talking about?

Orange:List is right there.

List:Hey Guys,What's up?

Orange:nah,Just talking to the voice in my head.

Pear:Wait,your head?well that means-

Orange And List:You can hear it too?

Pear:what is this magic?

Cheese Salesman:its... Kitchen-Flage!

Orange:wow!

Cheese Salesman:blend in to any kitchen or Kitchen-Like background.

Cheese Salesman:On sale now for just $19.99 while supplies last!

Pear:Ooh,I'll take three!

Orange:Careful,Pear

Orange:This guy seems a little "Cheesy" (laughs)

Cheese Salesman:He's Right!

Cheese Salesman:Cheesy Salesman is the name and saving you money is the game!

Cheese Salesman:Now who wants to play?

List:Yo,Need some wiiponies over here!

List:You hook that up?

Cheese Salesman:Heck,no! Ponies are passe.

Cheese Salesman:Time to get down with the new breed of galloping gamers.

Cheese Salesman:Time to get your very own Wii Mustang!

[Tires screech]

Orange:Whoa,nelly!

Cheese Salesman:You said it,partner.And dont worry,

Cheese Salesman:this gas guzzler's still guaranteed to save you a few bucks.

[engine accelerates, explosion]

Orange:What,what, What?!

Cheese Salesman:oh, but watch out,Unlike two and a half men,These deals will not last Forever!Act Now! act fast!

Orange:Act? okay,whats my motivation?

Cheese Salesman:Savings that are out of this world!

Orange:Shut up and take my money!

Cheese Salesman:Whoo!

Orange:Whoo-hoo-hoo!

List:Whoo-hoo!

Cheese Salesman:Now, I Know what you're thinking.

Cheese Salesman:Oh, Cheesy Salesman,I'm worried i'll never be able to afford a top-of-the-line flying chainsaw.

Orange:It's like he's inside my brain!

Cheese Salesman:Well,Now you can!our price are so low,you wont have to break your piggy bank,but dont take my word for it.Just ask my partner,Sales-Ham!

Sales-Ham:S-weet! There's only one little piggy goin, to market,and That's Me! S-weet!

Orange:Well these deals are "Hog" wild! (laughs)

Cheese Salesman:and How! you'll be oinking all the way to the bank!

Orange:Oh,hey cheesy! Cheesy!

Cheese Salesman:Yes sir.What can i do you for?Yes sir.What can i do you for?

Orange:do you have any Whistling Pinwheels?

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