Annoying Orange: Orange takes over VidCon!/Transcript

(Open to VidCon, Orange is sitting on a couch)

Speaker: Welcome to the VidCon main stage, Annoying Orange!

(crowd cheers)

Orange: (laughs) Hey, hey audience, hey audience hey.

Audience: WHAT?!

Orange: Did you know I'm an artist? I really know how to draw a crowd! (laughs)

(Record scratches, someone coughs)

Orange: Jeez, what is this, a bowling alley? I can hear a pin drop. (laughs)

(audience groans)

Orange: So, you guys are like a bunch of batteries, all you do is revolt. (laughs)

(audience groans)

Orange: Hey, hey audience.

Audience: WHAT?!

Orange: Hey audience, hey.

Audience: WHAT?!

Orange: Hey audience, hey audience.

Audience: WHAT?!

Orange: Knife.

(a giant hand comes down chopping the audience with a giant knife, somehow producing an orange liquid, the audicene screams. We then cut to a section of before the show with text at the bottom reading "Thank you to all the fans of AO! You rock!!!")

DaneBoe: When I say "Hey, hey apple", say "you're sexy". Hey, hey apple!

Audience: YOU'RE SEXY!

DaneBoe: Thank you! (audience laughs) That's very nice of you!