Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned 4: More Annoying Orange/Transcript

Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption each & every video for our hearing impaired fans. & also Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same terrible automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!

(A title card appears saying The Annoying Orange 5: Crappy Captioned)

Orange: (sighs) Kinda lonely in here all by myself. (yells and widens eyes) At ME!

(A hand drops in with a blue case. inside, there is another orange talking muffled speech. The hand opens the case & reveals another Orange)

Orange #2: (laughs) Hey! What's bro? How well? (laughs) That's fun!

Orange: Ooookay?

Orange #2: Go, range!

(Crickets chirp in the background as the screen cuts to the stove)

Orange: (Pulls out measuring tape with Daneco signed, with an inch being at least 5 inches) High inch! (throws measuring tape away) Hey, you're in orange.

Real Orange #2: (Unzips a cloned costume) (Sighs) I'm in orange.

Orange: That's what I said.

Real Orange #2: That's what I said. (laughs)

Orange: Hey, the Orange -- you wanna hear a joke?

Real Orange #2: Okay.

Orange: (A chicken with a crab's claws & legs walks up to Orange) Like a chicken crab, a-

Real Orange #2: Hey Orange.

Orange: Why?

Real Orange #2: (Reads a joke book titled How to Tell Bad Jokes written by Drain Cook) Why did the orange go blind?

Orange: (Holds out a book with it titled "Her") Her?

Real Orange #2: He. "Was lowered by Mitzi." Heeeee!

Orange: Have a talent show!

Real Orange #2: (Using a magic wand, he summons a magic hat & turns the hat into a Daneco Vitamin C jar) Get a vitamin C! (He tosses it to Orange. Orange eats it.)

Real Orange #2: Heeeeeeee! (Makes the vitamin C jar disappear)

Orange: (Pulls out a book called Bad Jokes & Puddin' Pops written by Dill Cosby) Hey Orange! When the orange, date before he went to whack--

Real Orange #2: Back to the grind?

Orange: Hey! You get my joke!

Real Orange #2: Aw, here me! Heeeeee!

Orange: Alright. How long does it take to screw a light pole in from a-

(Real Orange #2 farts & laughs)

Orange (sighs) Okay... (Throws his joke book against a only one eye opened giant, knocking him over) Down a giant!

Real Orange #2: (wet fart) Of there little pop in that one! (farts again) It growing!

Orange: Love you!

Real Orange #2: I think a little... right here!

Orange: Yeah, he can do this. Okay?

Real Orange #2: Yeah! Watch! (fart) Told you I right.

Orange: Yeah. Knowing.

Real, Real Orange #2: (Unzips his Real Orange #2 costume) No, I'm not. I'm an orange.

Orange: What?!

Real, Real Orange #2: Hey Orange -- When you're in for a treat--

Orange: Because you're stupid.

Real, Real Orange #2: --cuz he went out on a limb here! Heee heee!...At Heeeeeaney! (Turns green & starts to choke. Orange spits a seed to heal him) The best job! SO well!

Orange: Bee.

(A bee tackles Real, Real Orange #2)

Real, Real Orange #2: AAALLRRIIGGHHTTT!!! (Real, Real Orange 2 now has bruises, a black eye, two bandages and many bumps)

Orange: By, plain orange. Now butt (farts).

Real, Real Orange #2: WAAAaaaaahhhhh! (cries and passes out)

Orange: Uh. That's a lot better. piece & quiet.

(Daneboe and the blue suitcase returns & drops out 3 Oranges)

Oranges: We doing home well! While they watch! (Start a conversation)

Orange: WELLLL!!