Annoying Orange: The Sitcom/Transcript

Voice: Annoying Orange was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Orange: Okay, Pepper, your turn.

Pepper: Oh ho, you know it! And remember the bet, Orange. If you lose, you have to tell Passion how you really feel about her.

(Audience oohs)

Orange: Fine. It's your turn.

Pepper: Hmm, I'll take 3 cards.

Orange: Nope. You can't have any of my cards. Go fish.

(Audience laughs)

Pepper: What? No, Orange, we're playing poker.

(Audience laughs)

Orange: What? Oh, well in that case, I'll raise you 15 cards.

(Audience laughs)

Pepper: No, that's not how you play!

Orange: Well, how do you play then?

Pepper: Just hit me.

Orange: Okay. (spits seed, seed hits Pepper)

Pepper: Oww!

(Audience laughs)

Orange: I think poker's my new favorite game.

(Audience laughs with Orange)

Pepper: You are terrible at poker.

Orange: Well, sorry! At least there's one game I know I'm good at.

Pepper: Yeah? What's that?

Orange: 52 card pickup.

(Audience laughs)

Pepper: 52 card, wait, no!

Orange: (spits out the entire deck of cards at Pepper) See? 52 card pickup!

(Audience laughs with Orange)

Pepper: You know what, Orange, since you just ruined the game, you automatically lose. Now you have to tell Passion how you really feel about her. (kisses in mock form while audience oohs)

Orange: Yeah, whatever.

Pear: Hey, hey, hey, hey! What is with the racket over there?

(Girls in the audience cheer)

Pear: I'm trying to watch a movie!

Orange: Really? What are you watching, Pear?

Pear: Twilight.

(Audience laughs)

Orange: Wait, isn't that the one with vampires in it?

Pear: Yes, it is.

Orange: It kinda sounds like it sucks! (laughter)

Pear: (sighs)

Orange: Get it? Sucks?

Pear: Yes, I get it!

Orange: Because there's vampires in it, and they suck blood! (laughs)

Pear: I know! I get it!

Passion Fruit: Hey, guys.

(Guys in the audience cheer)

Passion Fruit: Sorry, I'm late. I was out shopping for new earrings. What do you think?

Pear: You probably should've went shopping for some ears first.

(Audience laughs)

Passion Fruit: What was that, Pear?

Pear: Nothing!

(Audience laughs)

Pepper: Hey, Orange, Passion is here. (kisses in mock form as the audience exclaims) Remember our bet.

Orange: What? No, no, no, uh...uh...

(audience exclaims)

Passion Fruit: What bet?

Orange: (chuckles nervously) It's nothing. Really, it's nothing at all.

Pepper: (makes a noise with his mouth) Yeah, right it's nothing. You lost the game! Now it's time to tell Passion Fruit the truth.

Passion Fruit: Tell me what? What is it, Orange?

Orange: Really, it's nothing! (chuckles nervously as there is laughter) Really, it's-it's nothing!

Pear: Hey guys, could you keep it down, I can't hear my movie.

(laughter)

Pear: Which one's Bella gonna pick?

(laughter)

Pear: The suspense is killing me.

(laughter)

Pepper: Listen up. Either you tell her, or I'll pepper her with the truth. (TOTAL PUN)

(laughter)

Passion Fruit: What is it, Orange? Tell me! Pleeeaaase? Tell me exactly what you're thinking. The first thing that comes to your mind, the very first thing. Just tell me, Orange. It's okay!

Orange: Mmmmm......Knife.

(laughter)

Passion Fruit: What?

Orange: Knife!

(Dane Boedigheimer cuts Pepper)

Pepper, Pear, and Orange: (scream)

Pepper: I can't! I love you... Orange!

(audience cheers and claps)

Orange: Whoa, Pepper!

Passion Fruit: You know, we should be used to that sort of thing by know.

Pear: It was terrible!

Passion Fruit: Orange, is that really what you wanted to tell me?

Orange: Yes, it was! It sure felt good to get that of my chest! Oh wait, I don't have a chest. (laughs and gulps)

Passion Fruit: (groans)

(laugh track)

Orange: Well, it's pretty quiet in here now, Pear! You can go back to watching your sucky movie! (laughs with laugh track)

Pear: You know what, Orange? I like this movie! If you think you're so smart and know good television, then why don't you make a show of yourself, and see how that does?

(laugh track)

Orange: (laughs) A talking orange? No one would watch a show about that.

(laugh track)

(The credits roll)