The Cursed Onion Ring Tape Transcript

(static buzzing)

(eerie buzzing throughout)

Orange: (sigh) I'm hungry. (chewing noisily) Hey, it's see-food! (laughs) (yells, glass shatters) Hey, hey Onion.

Onion: What?

Orange: Knife.

Onion: Ah!

Orange: (laughs)

(dog barking)

Orange:(singing) La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la...(groans, coughing)

(oranges laughing)

Orange: Hey, how am I supposed to climb this?

Onion Ring: (screams)

(Orange laughs)