Annoying Orange: Million Clones/Transcript

(Various clips from previous Annoying Orange episodes are shown)

Voice: Something momentous has just happened on the Annoying Orange's YouTube channel.

(The words "1,000,000 subscribers" breaks through)

Voice: He's just hit 1 million subcribers! But we're not here to celebrate the Annoying Orange.

(A record scratches and Orange is shown on the counter. The theme song plays)

Orange: We're not? Boring! So, who are we celebrating?

Voice: You.

Orange: Me? Yay!

Voice: No, not you. The subscribers! All one million of them!

Orange: Whoa! That's a lot of subscribers!

Voice: I know.

Orange: And it rhymes with MacGuyver! (Laughs)

Voice: Exciting, isn't it?

Orange: So, what are you doing?

Voice: We're sending all of our subscribers their very own Annoying Orange.

Orange: That's a lot of Oranges.

Voice: You bet it is!

Orange: Wait! Where are you gonna get all those Oranges?

(The scene cuts to a cloning machine titled "Clonerizer" on the other side of the counter)

Voice: With this.

(Danboe turns on the cloning machine. Dramatic music plays A ray of light zaps Orange and another Orange appears.)

Orange: Whoa! It's me!

Orange Clone: Hey, it's me!

Orange: No, I'm me!

Orange Clone: No. I'm me!

Voice: You're both right!

Both: Yay!

(Another Orange appears on the counter)

Orange Clone #2: Hey! Hey, Oranges! Guess what? (Burps)

(The three Oranges laugh)

Pear: (As more Orange clones begin to appear in the kitchen) Please stop doing this.

Voice: No, Pear. We won't stop doing this. We won't stop until there's enough Oranges for everyone.

Orange: So then I told Hamburger he was so greasy, he uses bacon as a Band-Aid.

(Orange's One Million Clones laugh)

Pear: This is a terrible idea! No good can come from this.

Voice: It's not terrible, Pear. What better way to thank the subscribers than to make a million Oranges?

(More and more Oranges appear all over the kitchen)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Oranges! Can you do this? (He sticks out his tongue) Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

(The clones stick out their tongues)

Clones: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

Pear: Oh, no! What have you done?

Orange: Oh, Pear, stop being such an apple!

(He and all of the clones laugh)

(A mail carrier, holding a box, walks up to a house and rings the doorbell)

Voice: One good turn deserves another. And this our way of saying thanks to our wonderful subscribers. Without your support, there'd be no Annoying Orange!

(A person opens up the box showing one of Orange's clones inside)

Orange: Hey! Thanks a bunch, McGuyver Subcriber! (Laughs)

(The scene cuts to an orange background with Orange's Fruity Question of the Day asking, "Which of the past character would you like to see in the next episode? Why?". The theme music plays)