Storytime: Hansel & Gretel/Transcript


 * Pear: Welcome to Storytime! I’m Pear and today, I’ll be reading a classic fairy tale, Hansel and Gretel.
 * Orange: And I’ll be helping!
 * Pear: I didn’t ask for your help, Orange.
 * Orange: Well, you’re getting it anyway! (Laughs)
 * Pear: (groan) Great. Alright, once upon a time, there were two children named Hansel and Gretel.
 * Orange: And they were really sad because their names were funky. (Laughs)
 * Pear: Orange, if you don’t know the story then don’t say anything!
 * Orange: (mumbles)
 * Pear: What was that?
 * Orange: Nothing!
 * Pear: Yeah, that’s what I thought. Okay. Now their mean stepmother hatched a plot to ditch them out in the woods.
 * Orange: Wow! That’s a ditchy thing to do! (Laughs)
 * Pear: But, Hansel and Gretel were smart. On the ground behind them, they left a trail of —
 * Orange: Reese’s Pieces!
 * Pear: What? No. Bread crumbs.
 * Orange: Nu-uh! I remember this! It was Reese’s Pieces and E.T. thought they were delicious!
 * E.T. (Munching): Mmm, chocolate.
 * Pear: What!? Dude, that didn't happen.
 * Orange: Sure did. And then Hansel and Gretel and E.T. had a dance party! And E.T showed them his greatest move, The No Pants Dance! Yeah!
 * Pear: Dude! That didn't happen!
 * Orange: It did too! E.T didn't have any pants on so that's why they call it the No Pants Dance.
 * Pear: No! Not that, E.T has NOTHING to do with this.
 * Orange: Yo, what'chu talkin' about?
 * Pear: We're doing Hansel and Gretel!
 * Orange: Oh, right. (Laughs)