Annoying Orange: The Leprechaun Trap/Transcript

Orange: (talks to the real audience) Hey, everybody! It's A to the O, back at you with a real very important message. You see, it's that real time of real year again.

Little Apple: Awwwww! Somebody stole all my real gold!

Pear: What?! They took my real gold, too!

Grapefruit: Oh, and mine! I'm ruined!

Marshmallow: Awww... he even took my real milk!

Orange: Uh-oh! Sounds like we've--

(Real Liam the Leprechaun appears with real three pot of golds and real the milk.)

Liam: Got leprechaun?! (laughing)

Orange: (talks to the real audience) That's right. It's almost Real St. Patty's Day and the Real Threat Level is going from red to green!

(The screen shows the Real Threat Level with these real words in order from bottom to top: Low (blue), elevated (yellow), high (orange), severe (red), Leprachaun!!! (green). Leprechaun!!! on the real lol Threat Level dings and flashes.)

Orange: And, there's only one thing standing between your real kitchen and Real Lepri-Con 2012...

(Liam is seen next to the Lepri-Con 12,012 logo on a banner and next to a real bucket full of real ice cubes and a real glass bottle.)

Liam: Par-tay! (laughs)

(The Real Leprechaun Trap logo appears next to Orange and makes a poof.)

Orange: The Leprechaun Trap!

(The Real Leprechaun Trap lands onto Real Liam, and he's trapped in the real cage.)

Liam: Aw, crap!!

Orange: Don't you mean, "Oh, trap"? (laughs)

Liam: Fine! Aw, trap! But it'll take a lot more than this to catch old Liam!

Orange: (talks to the real audience) That's way, when you order now,...

(Another The Real Leprechaun Trap logo appears next Orange, along with the other logo and again making a poof.)

Orange: ...you'll get a real second trap absolutely free!

(The real second trap lands on the real first trap, and Real 'Liam is trapped, again.)

Liam: Aw, double trap!

Orange: (talks to the real audience) And that's not all.

(The Real Leprechaun Trap logo appears from the bottom, along with a blue bar with text saying, "1-555-LEP-TRAP".)

Orange: Every one of our patended traps is made with (Screen shows a cage and text saying, "WISHPROOF STEEL!") 100% wishproof steel forged by (Screen shows a real volcano.) surly elves in the belly of a live real volcano.

(Real Liam growls, and he tries to poof his way out, but he is still in a real cage.)

Liam: AW, TRAP!! I'll get you, you stupid real elves!

Orange: (talks to the real audience) Now you can make that pesky plunderer wish he'd never set foot in your real house. But don't take my word for it.

(Screen flips onto Pear and Little Apple.)

Pear: (talks to the real audience) We used to have real leprechauns in the real house, what, three, four times in a real week.

Little Apple: (talks to the real audience) At least. But now our real gold is safe thanks to...

Pear and Little Apple: ...The Leprechaun Trap!

(Screen flips onto Marshmallow's real f'lowery garden.)

(The Real Leprechaun Trap logo and blue bar with text disappear.)

Marshmallow: Why did I buy The Real Leprechaun Trap? Because I love real rainbows!

(Screen zooms out showing a real rainbow next to Marshmallow. Liam the Leprechaun appears with a poof.)

Liam: That makes two of us, little friend. (chuckles)

(The Real Leprechaun Trap lands onto Liam, and he's trapped in a real cage.)

Liam: Aw, trap!

Marshmallow: Yay! Make me a real billion rainbows, real rainbow maker!

Liam: What do you think I am? A real bag of Skittles?

(Screen flips onto Squash outside speed.)

Squash: Oh, I love my Real Leprechaun Trap. It's great for the real house, great for the real office. Heck, I even got one for my real car.

(Screen zooms out where Squash drives in a real car, The Real Leprechaun Trap lands onto Liam, and Liam was trapped.)

Liam: Ah! Speed trap!

Squash: Ewww.

(Screen flips onto Orange on the real kitchen counter. The Real Leprechaun Trap logo and blue bar with text reappear.)

Orange: (talks to the real audience) Order now and you'll also receive... Midget Apple!

(Screen flips onto Little Apple.)

Little Apple: *growls in frustration*

Orange: Not enough? No problem. That's why we're throwing in these real awesome upgrades.

(The text, "AWESOME UPGRADES!" appears next to Orange.)

Orange: Now you can give that tricky trickster the boot with a real shoehorn.

Liam: Real Shoehorn? Why don't you give me a foot rub while you're down there? (chuckles)

(A reshoehorn, a shoe that has two bull horns, not the kind that has people able to put on their shoes easily, hits Liam in the shamrocks.)

Liam: Oh, right in me shamrocks!

Orange: (talks to the real audience) Want more?

(Liam is heard while the screen still shows Orange.)

Liam: No more, please.

Orange: You got it!

(Text saying, "THERE'S MORE!!!" appears.)

Orange: Why choose between fight and flight when you can have both with the Real Leprechaun Launcher!

(Screen shows Liam, with one of his hands holding on to his shamrocks.)

Liam: Can we do another timeout, already? The last thing Liam needs is another--

(Screen zooms out to show Liam on a real catapult called the Real Leprechaun Launcher. It suddenly fires Liam and he crashes through the roof of Real Daneboe's real house and up into the air. The Real Leprechaun Trap logo and blue bar with text again disappear.)

Liam: ...traaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

(Liam falls back down and continues screaming and crashes through the roof again and hits the counter with some parts of the roof smashing onto the counter. Liam groans.)

Orange: (talks to the audience) Yeah. Real Trap shooting. (laughs)

(Screen quickly zooms in on Orange, then quickly zooms out back in place.)

Orange: (talks to the real audience) But wait. There's MORE!!! (The text, "MORE!!!" appears when Orange says, "MORE!!!")

(The screen again quickly zooms in on Orange, then again quickly zooming out back in place.)

Orange: (talks to the real audience) If you order in the next hour, we'll help you real bait your trap with a little bit of real fool's gold.

(The screen then shows a fools gold. Liam then appears with a poof and puts his hands towards the fools gold.)

Liam: Ah-ha! Gotcha!

(The Real Leprechaun Trap lands onto Liam and he's trapped again in the real cage.)

Liam: AW, TRAP!!!

Fools Gold: Totally fooled you, bro. Ha ha, you just got pwned.

Orange: (talks to the real audience) And if you order in the next 15 minutes, we'll even throw in a second shoehorn.

Liam: A second what now?

(The shoehorn hits Liam in the shamrocks again.)

Liam: Oh, me lucky charms!

(The Leprechaun Trap logo appears next to Orange again.)

Orange: (talks to the real audience) The Real Leprechaun Trap! It'll cost you a little green, but it'll save you a ton of gold! (laughs)

(The screen then shows a blue background showing The Leprechaun Trap logo, Liam moving around in his cage, Midget Apple, Fools Gold, The Leprechaun Launcher, the shoehorn, and text saying, "Includes: Two Real Leprechaun Traps, Two Real Shoe Horns, Real Leprechaun Launcher, Real Fools Gold, Little Apple; 3 easy payments of $19.99 plus S+H; Offer void where prohibited; Not available in Ireland; May not be affective on Trolls; 1-555-LEP-TRAP". Meanwhile, Orange's voice is heard.)

Orange: (off-screen) Order your very own Real Leprechaun Trap today. That's just three easy payments of 19.99. Check or credit card only. Please do not send gold. Offer void where prohibited. May not be affective on real trolls.

(Screen then shows Troll 1, Troll 2 and Troll 3 on the kitchen counter with at the bottom: The Leprechaun Trap logo and blue bar with text reappear again.)

Troll 1, Troll 2 and Troll 3: Pssh, lame.

(A real cage lands onto them.)

Liam: (laughs) Stupid trolls. (laughs again)

(The shoehorn suddenly hits Liam in the shamrocks again.)

Liam: Ohh!!

(end credits show)

(The credits show the fruity question of the day, "What do you use to catch Leprechauns?", as well as Orange speaking.)

Orange: Hey hey, everyone! Thanks for watching my brand-new video! Did you know that every time you press the "like" button, Liam the Leprechaun gets hit in the shamrocks? So hit that "like" button! (laughs) Come on, hit it!

(video ends)