User blog:Kidsnewsnairobi7yearold/Knife's new friend

Knife had no friends. Knife: I'm lonely ma! Mama knife: Well darling actors get the most friends Knife: But what If I don't get the part? Mama knife: I'll get you friends Knife went to get the part Orange: Hey knife,knife! Knife: What do you want orange? Orange: Why are you so sharp and gray? Knife: Hey, I was born this way! Orange: I changed my mind your looking a little dull Knife: What's that suppose to.... (Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!) Knife gets sharpened by the sharpener Orang: Huh, I almost felt bad for knife. Least no more dullness in the kitchen, right pear? Pear: huh Orange: Right Pear, right? Pear: Yes, yes, yes and yes! Knife got back home to his mothers house. Mama knife: Sweaty your on wiki! Knife: Really? Mama knife: Yes, really! Knife cheered Mama knife: Now only if I can get you on Facebook it would be wonderful! Mama knife got knife's profile set up. Mama knife: Your on Facebook! Knife: Thank you. Knife checked his Facebook it said... Knife is a knife and.... Knife! Knife got 1 friend that day. His name was Dracula. Dracula was a man who used knives to cut items like TV's. the next day another friend. It was a knife! It was his mom. Then a month later 26 friend requests! Knife had no time to hang out with his friends though. He was up for another Annoying orange show because characters loved him so dearly! He appeared in "No more Mr. knife guy" Knife hardly had a speaking part in this one. Orange was having an argument with Ginger on if Gingers have souls. Knife accidentally cuts Ginger and says Knife: Hey guys- Oh my gosh. Knife then is forced to say sorry to Ginger. Knife tries to but is taken Away by Dane. When Knife gets home he earns 96 more friends including Annoying orange! The next day Pear friends him and comments "Never knife again"! Then Midget apple friends him and says "At least your not called a Midget"! Marshmallow joins and comments "I love unicorns and rainbows and bunnies and kittens and puppy's and rainbows and clouds as long as you don't kill them! Next Passion joins and she says "I know you don't try to do it but stop doing it". Last grapefruit says "Look at me flex in the new Annoying orange TV show! Knife made it to 8th most popular on Facebook! 100 friends counting Dane. Grapefruit was ranked 7th. 110 friends for his flexing tapes. Passion was ranked 6th with 120 and 20 of them were black belts. Marshmallow 5th and moving to 4th because he was so cute and he had 130 friends. Midget apple 4th and new 3rd 140 friends 40 were little like him. Pear 3rd and new 2nd! He has 150 friends for his smartness. 50 are as smart as him. Annoying orange 2nd for after he's the main character! 170 friends! 20 more than expected. Dane 1st and moving up to the Ultimate most popular as last on that list and duh, he made the series 200 friends! 10 more an he'll be on the list! Knife friended other people and pretty soon he was first on ultimate most popular. Knife had earned 1,000 friends. He was addicted to Facebook. He even refused to star in the Annoying orange 2012 kills! Because of that they had to make a change to that video. People started to not like Knife. Everyday he was losing 10 friends until he had 0 left! He was ranked last on most popular! The only way to earn back friends was for him to star in 40 episodes! Orange took his spot on Ultimate most popular and became first. Dane refused for knife to star in another episode and said instead "Bad timing, knife"! Knife begged Dane "Please"! he yelled. "Knife, we already have a new replacment knife, and a Squash"! Squash squashes Oreo Cookie. "Yuck, and I'm all we need now"! Knife agreed, and told Mama Knife. "I'm so sorry they don't need you my dear, don't worry maybe you can star in Liam the Lephracauns new unpoular series, if that pesky Lephracaun will let me talk him into it". "No thanks Ma, I don't desrrve to be on TV, I also go knife crazy"!