Annoying Orange: Rolling in the Dough/Transcript

Orange (with distorted voice): Luke... Luke... I am an orange.

Orange (with normal voice): (Laughing)

Dough: (Grunting)

Orange: Woah, it's Jabba the Hut!

Dough: Jabba the what now? No, I think you're-

Orange: All mixed up? Nope, that's you Jabba! (Laughing)

Dough: Ugh, I feel like I pulled a muscle there.

Orange: Hey, hey Doughboy!

Dough: What? What?!

Orange: Did you lick the beaters, or did the beaters lick you? (Laughter)

Dough: Oh would you just shut up!?

Orange: Yeah, I guess that's the yeast I could do. (Laughing)

Dough: (Groaning)

Orange: Hey, hey Doughboy!

Dough: Hey can it, fruit-for-brains!

Orange: Hey Doughboy!

Dough: What!?

Orange: Rolling pin.

(Suspenseful music)

(Rolling pin squeaking)

Dough: (Groaning in pain)

Orange: Woah, that's just flat out wrung! (Laughter) Ooh, ow.

(One hour later)

(Casual music)

Orange: Hey, have you tried wiggling?

Dough: Well of course I have, it's no use; I'm stuck!

Orange: Ooh, hey, what if we greased you in butter?

Dough: I am greased in butter!

Orange: Ugh, too much information dude.

Dough: (Groaning) This is the worst day ever!

Orange: Hey, what's going on over th-

(Oven opens)

(Suspenseful music)

Orange: Uh oh.

Dough: What, what is it?

Orange: Um, nothing.

Dough: That didn't sound like nothing.

Orange: (Laughing nervously)

Dough: Oh no! (Groaning)

(Oven closes)

Dough: Hot, it's hot, oh ok!

(One hour later)

(Casual music)

Orange: Yuck, you should take a shower, you look all crusty! (Laughter)

Loaf: If by crusty, you mean golden brown! (Chuckling) I tell ya Orange, That oven was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel firm, like I can take on the world.

Orange: Hmm, I dunno, you look like a loafer to me. (Laughter)

Loaf: You think I'm full of hot air, huh, huh?

Orange and Loaf: (Laughing alternatively)

Orange: Knife!

(Suspenseful music)

(Knife cutting)

Loaf: (Groaning in pain)

Orange: Wah! Don't worry Loaf, I'm sure that will heel. (Laughter)

Loaf: Oh no, this is gonna hurt! Aw, my face!

Orange: Ooh, ow.

Loaf: No, my face!

(5 minutes later)

(Casual music)

Heel: (Yelling in terror)

Orange: (Murmuring) Stupid Heel, where'd he go?

(Toaster dinging)

Heel: (Groans) Cant... move... my... face...

Orange: Woah, dude, I think you're toast! (Laughter)

(Plate clanging)

Heel: Oh, this is not good.

Orange: Man, you're really having a crummy day. (Laughing)

Heel: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Orange: I dunno, let's ask Butter.

(Suspenseful music)

Butter: Huh? (Screaming)

(Knife cutting)

Orange: Ah!

Butter: My face, my beautiful face! (Crying)

Heel: No! (Groaning and spitting)

Orange: Ugh, talk about a smear campaign. (Laughing)

Heel: Shut up!

Orange: Jeez, it's not like I'm trying to butter you up or anything. (Laughter)

Heel! (Groaning) Shut up!

Orange: Hey, hey heel!

Heel: What?!

Orange: Knife, again.

Heel: Ow!

(Knife cutting)

Orange: Ugh!

Heel: (Groaning)

(Casual music)

Orange: Ugh, poor Jabba the Loaf-Heel, I really liked him. Hmm, I'd send him flowers, but they're already here! Hey, hey flours!

Flour #1: Make it stop!

(Outro music)

Orange: So then I said, "The only way to stop him is with flour power"! (Laughing)

Flour #1: Kill me now!