Crappy Captioned 2/Transcript

This is the transcript for Crappy Captioned 2.

Transcript
Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption every video for our hearing impaired fans. And also because Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!

Orange: Ain't no party like a kitchen party, get the kitchen party never stops! HAHAHA-

(Daneboe puts Grandpa Lemon on the counter)

Grandpa Lemon: Well one! Where am I?

Orange: (dressed as Dalai Lama and sitting in a bowl): Me uh the Dalai Bowl!

Grandpa Lemon: Hey there little fellow: watch horny?

Orange: (with a clock and horns on it), I know, right?

Grandpa Lemon: While it's nice to meet you. Borash.

Orange: No orange.

Grandpa Lemon: (pulls up a Daneco credit card as GRANDPA LEMON) I'll charge...

Orange: Now, our range.

(screen cuts to Daneco stovetop while crickets chirp)

Grandpa Lemon: All on a range.

(screen cuts to Grandpa Lemon)

Grandpa Lemon: (pulls up a Sherry bottle) Sherry, about that: my hearing trashing what it used to be.

Orange: (pulls up a red "A") Also, "A".

Grandpa Lemon: You can call me "Grandpa Laminne!"

Orange: (covered with gravel, and holding a shovel with gravel piles near him) Okay. GRAVEL MINING!

Grandpa Lemon: (dressed as a Pope, and fur beside him and a bell ringing in the background) Pope. Who shed their?

Orange: (holding a wooden gate) I did gate grappling.

Grandpa Lemon: Hey there little fellas. What's your name?

Orange: A done deal. It our range.

(screen cuts to the Daneco stove top while crickets chirp and a coyote howls)

Grandpa Lemon: Whatever. (rolls a penny to Orange) You share a George?

Orange: He grapple any.

Grandpa Lemon: (Daneboe's hand rubs Grandpa Lemon) Watch that caress.

Orange: White just sour puss.

Grandpa Lemon: (holding a flip phone saying NEW MESSAGE) Text!

Orange: (holding a suitcase with stickers including a New York sticker) Travel and-

Grandpa Lemon: (mobile phone goes from 1 new message to 26 messages) TEXT!!!

Orange: (still holding the suitcase) Travel and-

Grandpa Lemon: (wearing a do-rag or bandana) And Rabbi! Thank my whole life won't what hope. (grabs a map of USA and points to Harrietville) Aha! Harrietville!

Orange: Told you a million times already: I'm an orange!

Grandpa Lemon: All what are doing in my house!

Orange: (holding a handheld microphone with a speaker behind him, with piles of gravel) Yeah. PA gravel any.

Grandpa Lemon: Why?

Orange: (holding a rubber chicken with the back facing Grandpa Lemon) Chicken butt.

Grandpa Lemon: When hike all, where Jack?

Orange: Now checking by. (screen zooms out to reveal a jack)

Grandpa Lemon: (calling TWA on his phone) Check my flight...

Orange: (holding the rubber chicken, but with an arrow with lights pointing to the butt) Now chicken butt.

Grandpa Lemon: I'm say you know. I didn't know what's what. (grabs a mitt and catches a mountain dew) The catcher and dew these days.

Orange: Britt, now it's a joke.

Grandpa Lemon: (with four piles of the word YEP by him) I choke! All I've got fourteen yep! Why did the porcupine crush the overall?

Orange: Why?

Grandpa Lemon: Zzzzzzz… (snores)

Orange: (pulls out a picture of Edmund Burke) Burke ran out! Hey!

Grandpa Lemon: (wakes up with eyes wide open) Oh, okay whole wide!

Orange: Why the porcupine cross the road?

Grandpa Lemon: I don't know why?

Orange: Nope. Asking you.

Grandpa Lemon: Me what?

Orange: About the joke.

Grandpa Lemon: A joke of 5.1 for your show. (screen zooms out to a porcupine wearing a nun costume beside grandpa lemon) Their church porcupine, right?

Orange: GRRRRR!

Grandpa Lemon: Watch. (farts)

Orange: (pulls out an easel with a map of the United states with a route going from California to New York) Route. I was disgusting.

Grandpa Lemon: I think there's a barking spider in here!

(screen cuts to the kitchen floor with a Spider and a doghouse)

Spider: SKY! (pulls a Minecraft player out of the doghouse) You guys like blaming me for everything. Here. (Throws the Minecraft player)

(Screen cuts back to the kitchen counter)

Orange: All well back. I really butt-ranted tarantula!

Grandpa Lemon: Hey Borash, did I ever tell you about the time I open for Hootie and the Blowfish?

Orange: (pulls out a DVD with the cover Body in One Hour with Richard Persimmons) Body in one hour.

Grandpa Lemon: All Hootie. He was taken the world by the storm with Scheck. She made Campbell folk-rock, but there was something missing. You know what a whitish?

Orange: (lights turn off and become dark) Night?

Grandpa Lemon: (lights turn back on, Grandpa Lemon has a keytar, flute, snare and kick drums, hi-hat cymbal, a tuba and a gramophone) Now, a one man band talkin' woman had like me!

Orange: LOL. Why?

Grandpa Lemon: (ceiling falls) Old house.

Orange: Like it hard?

Grandpa Lemon: Zzzz... (sleeps)

Orange: He grabbed my some. (pulls out a stack of papers and sets it aside) Apostle's login patient. (pulls out a gavel) All when a gavel and your a real pain in the (smacks gavel against counter) class.

Grandpa Lemon: (wakes up) Where little fellow? What's your name?

(Orange smiles)

Grandpa Lemon: (dirt on his head with lots of sprouts growing on it like hair) Sprouts.

Orange: (four piles of gravel beside him) Now is disgusting, gravel. And okay that one with me!

(screen cuts to spider with doghouse on floor)

Spider: Out well!

Pear: So there you have it. One of the most ridiculous videos we ever made. What episode would you like to see Crappy Captioned? Let us know in the comments below! Until next time! Bowling ball in the tickle pants!