Annoying Orange: Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind/Transcript

(Orange and Pear are sitting on a table in a field by a river under the night sky)

Pear: Wow, look at that sky. It is beautiful. Hey, check it out, Orange. There's Cassiopeia, and that one-

Orange: Hey! Hey, Onion!

Pear: What? No, no, it's-it's...

Orange: Look, Pear! It's Onion! Hey, hey, Onion, hey!

(The moon is shown.)

Pear: Dude, that's not a onion.

Orange: Wow! Onion's the biggest star that I've ever seen!

Pear: Dude, it's not an onion! It's... What the?

(A bright light appears in the sky.)

Orange: Whoa! What's that one called?

(The light comes closer.)

Pear: Wait a second, Orange, that's not a star.

Orange: Ooh, a light show!

(The light comes even closer, revealing itself to be an alien spaceship.)

Pear: Oh, my god.

(The spaceship abducts Orange and Pear.)

Orange and Pear: (scream)

(The title card is shown. Orange and Pear are then seen trapped in chambers inside the ship)

Orange: Whoa! What the?

Pear: Where are we?

Broccoli Minion: (offscreen) Ah, The specimens are conscious.

Pear: What was that?

Orange: It's broccoli!

Broccoli Minion: Welcome to space, earthlings!

Orange: Space? Hey, hey, Broccoli!

Broccoli Minion: Quiet!

Orange: Geez, i don't like this guy's altitude. (laughing)

Broccoli Minion: Silence! The leader approaches.

Orange: The Bieber? (gasps) Is Justin Bieber here!? Yay!

Broccoli Minion: What? No, I said leader!

Orange: Take me to your Bieber! (laughs)

(The light comes on and Broccoli Leader approches.)

Broccoli Leader: (laughs) All right, minions. Show me the monaaay! (laughs) What do you have for me?

Orange: Hey, you must be the bieber! Sing "Baby"! Sing it! Do it now!

Broccoli Leader: Hold on there a second, my little fruit basket.

Orange: (has thermometer in mouth reading 'Bieber') Hey, look, Pear! I've got the Bieber fever! (laughs)

Broccoli Leader: Quiet! You know, Orange, you're acting glib right now.

Pear: Hey, sorry about that. Orange gets a little excited sometimes, I think he is trying to ask, why are we here.?

Broccoli Leader: Why are you here. You want the truth?

Pear: Yeah.

Broccoli Leader: You can't handle the truth! The truth of the matter is, you are about to have the ride of your life. (laughs)

Orange and Broccoli Leader: (giggling and then starts laughing)

Broccoli Leader: Silence! Bring in the Vivisector 9000!

(The Broccoli Minions bring in the Vivisector 9000)

Orange: Woah! It's a giant bedazzler!

Broccoli Leader: No, it's not a bedazzler.