Garret the Parrot/Transcript

Orange: Carrot!

Garret: (squawking) Awk! Carrot!

Orange: Carrot!

Garret: Carrot!

Orange: Carrot, Carrot!

Garret: Carrot! Carrot!

Orange: Carrot, Carrot! Hey, Carrot!

Garret: Hey, Carrot!

Carrot: What do you want?! I'm right here!

Orange: Hey Carrot, meet my parrot. His name is Garret.

Garret: His name is Garret. Rawk!

Orange: (Laughs)

Carrot: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Orange: Hey, Garrot, looks like Carrot can hardly bear it. (Laughs)

Garret: (Laughs, Squawks)

Carrot: (Groans)

(Logo appears on the screen)

Orange: (rapping) Share it, pare it, blare it, wear it, scare it, bear it, one demerit

Garret: (also rapping) Share it, pare it, blare it, wear it, scare it, bear it, RAWK demerit!

Carrot: Enough! Okay we get it, you've learned how to rhyme.

Orange: Carrot's right, Garret.

Garret: (Squawks)

Orange: We should rhyme, some other time. (Laughs)

Garret: Rhyme some other time!

(Orange and Garret laugh and then Garret squawks loudly. Carrot groans in an annoyed sort of way.)

Orange: Hey Garret, Stop copying me!

Garret: Stop copying me!

Orange: No, stop copying ME! (Laughs)

Garret: Stop copying ME! (laughs)

Carrot: What is happening right now?!

Garret: Brawwk!!

Orange: Raawk!

Garret: Raaaaaarr!

Orange: Rawk!!

Garret: Rawwwr!!

Carrot: AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Orange: Hey! Hey, Carrot! Hey, Carrot, hey!

Carrot: (Annoyed) What?!

Orange: Have you ever considered getting a ferret? (Laughs)

Carrot: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN-

Orange: You can name him Jarret! (Laughing) Jarret the ferret. (Laughs)

Carrot: (Groans in an annoyed sort of way)

Garret: Jarret the ferret! (Squawks)

Orange: Braaawk!

Garret: Braaaaawk!!

Orange: Braawk!

Garret: Braaaaawk!!

(Orange and Garret laugh and Carrot groans angrily again)

Carrot: Dude, really?

Orange: (Rapping) Bock it, rock it, sock it, dock it, lock it, walk it, Polly pocket!

Garret: (Rapping aswell) Bock it, rock it, sock it, dock it, lock it, walk it, Polly want a cracker!

Carrot: What? He didn't repeat what you said!

Orange: Huh?

Carrot: You said "Polly Pocket" But he said...

Garret: Polly want a cracker! (Squawks)

Carrot: Exactly!

Garret: Polly want a cracker! (Squawks)

Carrot: See, your parrot's broken or something!

Orange: Garret's not broken. He's just outspoken! (Laughs)

Cracker: Hey guys, what's crackin'? (chuckles)

Garret: Polly want a cracker! (Squawks)

Cracker: Oh, I should not have come here!

(Garret flies over to Cracker. He bites at Cracker's head and Cracker tries to get away from Garret. Garret flies off chasing Cracker)

Carrot: Well, congratulations, Orange! You happy with yourself now?

Orange: How now brown cow?

Carrot: Stop rhyming!

Orange: Stop climbing! (Laughs)

Carrot: I'm not climbing, no one's climbing!

Orange: Stop whining! (Laughs again)

Carrot: (Furious) This is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of HISTORY ITSELF!!

Orange: Hey! Hey, Carrot!

Carrot: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Orange: Ferret!

Carrot: Huh? AAH!!

(A ferret appears and kills Carrot)

Orange: Whoa! Poor Carrot. There's no one left to inherit your ferret! (Laughs)

Pear: (On the phone) Hi, yeah, can I get the number for animal control, please?

(The episode ends)

Orange: Hey, hey everyone! Hope you liked my brand new video. If you did, hit that "like" button and make sure to leave me a comment about walruses! And also, if you haven't seen it I have a brand new target game at Toys "R" Us. It's right on target! (Laughs)