Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 8: Evil Robot Twin/Transcript

Orange's evil robot twin: (talking to the audience) Greetings, organisms. It is I, the actual annoying Orange, and not his evil robot twin. I will now process your enquieries.

Daneboe: (reads) Hey Orange, do you have enemies?

Orange's evil robot twin: I, the annoying Orange, do have one enemy. My evil robot twin, who is constantly plotting to blow up the camera, with his exploding bomb seed. Next enquiery.

(record scratches)

Pear: Not so fast, robot!

Orange's evil robot twin: Curses, the organisms. I've discovered my true identity.

(Pear, Little Apple and Grapefruit in panic)

Little Apple: (while aftering Orange's evil robot twin) Don't let him get near the camera!

Grapefruit: Don't move a muscle!

Pear: Don't let him shoot it!

(Orange's evil robot twin is about to spit his exploding bomb seed)

Little Apple: Stop him, stop him!

Grapefruit: (screams) Nooooohohohooo!!!

(Pear screams, Orange spits the exploding bomb seed to the camera', the title' card came by exploding, and everybody cheers)

Voice: Alright, Orange. "Ask Orange!"

(screen shows Orange)

Orange: Sorry about that. The real Orange is back in action, Jackson. (laughs) Question.

Daneboe: (reads) Hey Orange, what happens when you mix Zoom and Zip together?

Orange: Hmm, I don't know. Let's find out.

(Camera shows Zoom and Zip)

Zoom: leave our warn that this experiment will be EXTREEEEE--

(Zoom and Zip spray their liquid)

Zip: EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!

(Zoop appeared by exploding)

Zoop: I'm Zoop!

Zoom: The extreme is standing can't help I wonder what will happen if we mix all THREE of us!

Zip: Let's find out!

Zoom, Zip and Zoop: (while spraying) EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!

(screen shows a spinning earth, the earth explodes)

Daneboe: (reads) Can you try doing a magic trick?

Orange: I suppose I can try. (talking to pear) Hey Pear, for this trick I'll need a quarter.

Pear: Okay. Here you go. (giving his quarter)

Orange: (takes the coin) Presto change-o. (hides the coin behind him) Now you're 25 cents poor. (laughs) Magic.

(Pear groans)

Daneboe: (reads) Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Orange: LOL, what's that? Lol, lol, lololololololololololololololol. (laughs) Lol.

Daneboe: (reads) Can you say "Daniel is awesome" 5 times?

Orange: (rapidly) Daniel's awesome, Daniel's awesome, Daniel's awesome, Daniel's awesome, also apple sauce, apple apple apple sauce. (laughs) Daniel's apple sauce.

Daneboe: (reads) Orange, can you turn invisible?

Orange (offscreen): Yes. (laughs)

Daneboe: (reads) Hey Orange, have you ever jump out of a plane with Pear?

(screen shows Orange falling while wearing a parachute)

Orange: I've never jump ot of a plane with Pear, but I always jump with my Pear-achute. (laughs)

Pear: (tied on strings) Huh, what the?

Orange: Come on, Pear-achute. Do your thing. (laughs)

Pear: Dude, I'm not a real parachute, I can't slow us down.

Orange: Oh.

Pear: Yeah.

Orange: Hmm.

(Orange and Pear scream)

Daneboe: (reads) Look out, knife!

Orange: Huh?!

(Knife about to cut Orange, but Orange rolls away)

Orange: Wha! (relief) Whoa, thanks. That was a close one. (laughs)

Daneboe: (reads) Why are you a pig?

(Orange dresses like a pig, he laughs, then oink)

Daneboe: (reads) Can you and Copper Lincoln have a dance off?

Cooper Lincoln: That's it, Orange, i'm calling you out. Hit it, boombox!

(music plays)

Orange: Alright, Copper Lincoln, let's do this.

Copper Lincoln: Yeah, i call this one the Copper Flopper.

Orange: I call this one the Rind Grind. (laughs)

Copper Lincoln: Get a load of this move i call the Presidential Pop and Lock.

Orange: Hey, that's pretty good, but here's my newest move, it's called the...

(record scratches)

Orange's Evil Robot Twin: I'm actually an evil robot twin sent to destroy the camera.

Pear: No, don't let him shoot anything! NO!

Little Apple: Stop him! Aah!

Grapefruit: Nooooooooooo!

Orange's Evil Robot Twin: (laughs, then spits seeds, camera explodes)