Blunt Cake

''This article is about the Wild Rice character. You may be looking for Bundt Cake.''

Blunt Cake was a character and joke-filler who appeared  in the episode Wild Rice. Pear called a meeting in the kitchen to address the fact that a certain individual had been defecating on the counter. Everyone began accusing each other until Grapefruit pointed out that it may have been the newest resident, Wild Rice. Pear attempted to politely ask him about what was happening before Blunt Cake chimed in and rudely told him to stop defecating on the counter. Much to everyone's surprise, however, Rice didn't speak English. Professor Q. Puddingtonson explained that Rice was raised in the wild, and that he is trying to reintroduce him to modern food society. His first attempt at this was to surround him with white rice. But the white rice didn't take kindly to his primitive behavior and taunted him for it. They all then decided to go into a rice cooker which they thought was a spa, but Wild Rice knew that that wasn't a good idea, and the rest of the rice were trapped inside the rice cooker and boiled. Professor Puddingtonson realized that modern food society wasn't his natural habitat, and that it would be best to let him continue living in the wild. But before he left, Wild Rice gave everyone a gift, which turned out to be fecal matter in a box (as clearly stated by Blunt Cake).

Personality
Blunt cake always tends to speak very bluntly during certain situations. This tends to annoy Pear, (much like Captain Obvious does when he states obvious facts) especially when he tries to communicate with people in a polite manner as opposed to being blunt. His behavior is similar to that of Captain Obvious.