Annoying Orange: Dragon Fruit Z/Transcript

Transcript
(beeping)

Smartie: I'm close. I know it's around here somewhere.

Grapefruit: Hey, hot stuff. Name's Grapefruit. You looking for something?

Smartie: I'm looking for the Dragon Orb. Once I find it, I can summon the Dragon Fruit and wish for whatever I want.

Orange: Wow? Anything I want?

Smartie: But you just get one wish.

Orange: One wish? Aw, but there is so many things I want. How could I choose? I want a kazoo. No, two kazoos. Oh wait, I wish for a kazoo pinwheel!

Midget Apple: I'd wish that I'd finally hit that growth spurt my mum promised me.

Smartie: Legend says it'll be hiding in the Legendary Super Citrus.

Grapefruit: Well look no further, hot stuff. I'm your guy.

(beeping)

Smartie: Mm, Nope. Not you.

Grapefruit: Really? You should probably check again. Might be broken or something.

Smartie: If you aren't the super citrus, then it must be.....Orange!

Orange: Huh? I'm not a legendary super citrus, I'm an orange! (chuckles) Wait. It Kinda makes sense.

Smartie: It is you, Orange! Now we have to get you out before-

(loud blast)

Radish: Too late, smarty pants. You led us right to the Dragon Orb. That wish is ours.

Smartie: You'll never get your hands on it, Radish.

Broccoli: And who excatly is gonna stop us?

(Ka-Carrot and Piccolo Appear)

Broccoli: Ka-Carrot?

Radish: Piccolo?

Piccolo: This ends here and now, Radish.

Orange: You guys know each other or something?

Smartie: Ugh, this happens all the time. Just let them do their thing.

Ka-Carrot: Let's fight!

(blasts)

(groans)

(blasts continue)

Little Apple and Orange: Wow!

(A sign with nine hours later appears and rock music plays)

(groaning)

Piccolo: Ugh!

Broccoli: Aah!

Little Apple: Uh, Got any twos?

Orange: Go fish.

Little Apple: Are they still going at it?

(grunting and groaning)

(Broccoli falls)

Ka-Carrot: It's over, Broccoli.

Broccoli: Huh?

Ka-Carrot: Cocka......doodle....doo!!

Broccoli: Garlic... Gun!!!!

Smartie: They'll tear the kitchen apart.

(yelling)

Ka-Carrot: Red Cayenne! X10!

(A flame appears and Broccoli turns into a meal)

Radish: Broccoli, no!

Piccolo: We can take him, Carrot.

Radish: You think two or one will make a difference? I haven't begun to power up yet.

Ka-Carrot: Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah? Oh yeah, well, I need to power up more than you need to power up, so...

Piccolo: And my power up hasn't even begun to power up, so take that.

Smartie: Get comfy, boys. Still got a ways to go.

(groaning)

(7 hours later)

(electric shocks and groaning)

Orange: Come on, they've been doing this for like 3 episodes or something.

Grapefruit: I know, right? They're just standing there yelling. If I was in this fight, which I totally would be winning by the way, I'd just run up and punch the other guy.

(screaming)

Radish: You know what: that's not a bad idea.

(He punches then to the ground)

Radish: Double sundae!

(loud blasts)

(offscreen): Whoops.

Little Apple: Nice going, Grapefruit! Now we don't have any more super veggies to protect us.

Radish: And the Dragon Orb will...

Grapefruit: Don't worry guys, I'll stop him!

(Grapefruit falls)

Grapefruit: And I forgot, I cannot fly.

Radish: Right, and as I was saying, and the Dragon Orb will be all mine!

Smartie: Orange, you're our last hope. You have to turn into the legendary super citrus right now.

Orange: Eh, Okay. But how?

Little Apple: I'm gonna regret this later. Orange, you have to yell!

Orange: Wait. You mean you actually want me to--?

Little Apple: Yes, Orange. I'm giving you permission to yell. Let me go grab my earplugs before you--

Orange: There's no time!

(yells)

(MA screams)

Radish: Hey, stop that! You're getting on my nerves!

Orange: Never!

(blasts) Aah!

Radish: His annoyance level is off the scale. 7,000, 8,000, it's, it's...

Orange: It's over Nyan-Thousand!

Radish: That's not even a real number!

Orange: (farts)

Smartie: Ew!

Orange: Oh, Radish, hey Radish!

Little Apple (laughs in disgust) It's burning my eyes!

Orange: What do you think of the new 'do?

Radish: Impossible! He transformed.

Orange: Hey, hey Radish, hey!

Radish: (groans) you are so annoying!

Orange: I'm not annoying. I. Am. An. ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Radish: (grunts)

Orange: Radish, more like Rude-ish. You don't see me hawking stuff at you. Actually-- (blasts)

Radish: I will destroy you!

Orange: If you can't play nice, Rude-ish, then you need to beet it! Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya... NYA!!

Radish: (yells)

(mysterious sound)

Smartie: The Dragon Orb. We must be summoning the eternal Dragonfruit now. Maybe I can wish my friends back.

Orange: Ask kazoos!

Kazoos: Friends back as kazoos. Got it.

Smartie: That's not what I meant!

Kazoos: My work here is done. Later, skater.

Broccoli: Wind instruments? Should have seen that coming.

Radish: I can't tell if this is an improvement or not.

Orange: It is for me! (blows kazoos)

Radish and Broccoli: (groaning)