Annoying Orange: Earth Day/Transcript

(camera shows Orange sleeping in the dark, then awaken by sudden)

Orange: Huh? Hey! Who is making all that racket?

(screen goes brighter, camera zooms out to Pear)

Pear: Oh hey, Orange. We're just sprucing up the kitchen for Earth Day.

Marshmallow (floated by a balloon): Yay! I get to be the moon!

Orange: Birthday? But I just had one a couple months ago.

Pear: No, not "birthday," "Earth Day."

Orange: Huh?

Pear: (scoffs) It's like the one day of the year that we celebrate our beautiful home.

Orange: Then why isn't it called 'Kitchen Day?'

Midget Apple: (groans) Here we go again.

Orange: Stupid Earth. If it gets a day, I should get a whole week. (laughs)