Scream for Ice Cream/Transcript

Ice Cream Attacks!
(It's night time and Orange is asleep on the counter, suddenly a white light shines on him, jolting him awake)

Orange: Eh! Woah! What the--?

(The light is coming from the freezer with white particles floating around the kitchen)

Eerie voices from freezer: Ice cream...

Orange: Hey, who left the freezer open? Not "cool", guys. (he laughs)

Eerie voices from freezer: You scream...

Orange: Oh, I bet it's Pear and everyone else. Guys, wait, I wanna go to the freezer party, too! (he bounces to the freezer) Eerie voices from freezer: We all scream for ice cream...

Orange: (jumps on the freezer and uses a pick axe to start climbing) Laser beams and jelly beans. Punch the royal queen in the spleen. (he laughs as he hops into the freezer) I love rhyme time, you guys. (the freezer is empty) Guys? Pear? Little Apple?

Eerie voices from freezer: Ice cream...

(the freezer door closes behind Orange)

Orange: Huh?

Eerie voices from freezer: You scream...

Orange: Oh! (whimpering)

Eerie voices from freezer: We all scream for--

(Ice Scream pops up)

Ice Scream: ICE CREAM!!!

(Orange screams then it cuts to the title card)

Something weird is going on...
(Cuts to the next day showing Pear reading a book called "500 Facts That Will Blow Your Mind!")

Pear: Wow, thunder is created from cow farts. (he throws the book away, crashing sfx is heard) You learn something new everyday.

Voice, offscreen: Ow! My leg! (Pear sighs)

(Orange appears with white eyes and ice all around him)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Pe-year!

Pear: Um? Hey, Orange?

Orange: Hey, Pe-year!

Pear: Dude, are you okay?

Orange: Pe-year, wanna go in the freezer?

Pear: Um, no?

Orange: Why not? There's a whole library of boring books in there. (cut to Pear looking confused) It's fun in the freezer. (cuts back to Orange) It's ice to meet the freezer, Pe-year. (he laughs then turns around) Ooh, Marshie, hey Marshie hey! Did you know that there are rainbows in the freezer?

(cut to Marshmallow, Grapefruit and Little Apple, who are playing a game of Monopoly)

Marshmallow: (Happily Really? I love rainbows! Yay!

Orange: And Grapefruit, there are sexy lady grapefruits in the freezer, too.

Grapefruit: (Curious) Wow, wouldn't have expected them to be hanging out in a freezer.

(they head to the freezer, knocking the board off which startles Little Apple)

Pear: (Surprised) Wait, are you guys serious? You can't honestly trust Orange. He's acting so funky.

Orange: Funky? I like funky! You can get funky in the freezer, Pe-year! (he laughs then starts bouncing up and down as he sings) Funky in the freezer, ooh! Funky in the freezer, ooh!

Pear: See?!

Grapefruit: Sorry, Pear. Gonna need to check out these ladies. (the freezer door opens) You understand.

Marshmallow: Wee! (Marshmallow and Grapefruit hop into the freezer)

Eerie voices from freezer: You scream, we all scream for--

Ice Scream: ICE CREAM!!! (he roars as the ground shakes)

Pear: (Alarmed) WHAT THE CRAP?!

Little Apple: (Sarcastic) Well, that wasn't ominous at all.

Orange: Don't worry, guys. I'm sure Marshie and Grapefruit are just fine.

(the freezer door opens as Grapefruit and Marshmallow hop out having the same freezer affect features as Orange)

Marshmallow:(Possessed) Whee! Yay! That was fun!

Pear: (sighs in relief) Marshmallow! Grapefruit! You're okay!

Marshmallow: Yeah, it's so much fun in the freezer, Pe-year.

Grapefruit: You guys should try it.

Pear: Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one.

Orange: Yeah, try it, guys.

Marshmallow: Try it.

Grapefruit: Yeah, try it. Just, you know, give it a whirl.

Little Apple: What is going on?! Can we chill it with the weirdness?

Orange: (laughs) Chill it. Chilling in the freezer!

Marshmallow: (urging) Chill it! Chill it! Go to the freezer everyone! (laughs creepily)

Grapefruit: Go! Go! Go to the freezer!!!

Orange: CHILL IT!!!

Pear: (Annoyed) Oh my God!!! We're not going in the freezer! (grunts) Something really creepy is going on here.

Little Apple: Yeah, everyone that goes into the freezer comes out possessed.

Pear: Exactly. I think the freezer might be... (Loud) haunted. (dramatic music plays as it zooms on Pear)

Little Apple: I agree. I think we should get out of here, like, now!

Pear: Finally! An idea I can agree with. Where'd you leave your monster truck?

Orange: I parked it in the freezer.

Little Apple: (heads to freezer) Got it!

Pear: Little Apple, no!

(Little Apple hops into the freezer)

Little Apple: (slightly muffled, confused) Wait, my monster truck isn't in... (screams)

Ice Scream: ICE CREAM!!! (he roars as the ground shakes)

Pear: (Annoyed) Oh, for crying out loud!

(the freezer door opens as Little Apple hops out having the same freezer affect features as Orange, Grapefruit and Marshmallow)

Little Apple: (Groans in Pleasure) Pear, go in the freezer!

Pear: (Irritated) No! No one is going in that freezer ever again! (he pulls out a lock and some chains and shuts the freezer door)

Orange: You shouldn't do that, Pe-year!

(Pear starts putting the chains on the freezer)

Grapefruit: You're gonna regret that, Pear.

(Pear puts the lock on and hops back onto the counter)

Pear: (grunts) There! No more freezer weirdness! Now, life can go back to no... Oh!

Eerie voices from freezer: Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for--

Ice Scream: ICE CREAM!!!

(Ice Scream breaks the locks and comes out of the freezer, making Pear scream)

Orange: Yay!

Little Apple: Yeah!

(Ice Scream comes towards Pear but he dodges, Pear hops to the other side and Ice Scream continues to follow)

Pear: (backs away) Oh, no, you don't! (he hops away) Take that! (he turns the dial on the oven as flames on one of the stoves appear)

(Ice Scream goes into the flames and he roars as his face melts)

Orange: (Horrified) Oh, no! Master!

Little Apple: (Horrified) Help him!

Grapefruit: (Horrified) Oh, no! Oh, no! Help him! Help him! Save our master! (Ice Scream's face continues to melt) ''' Hurry! '''

(Ice Scream explodes and light zaps on Grapefruit causing him to melt, he screams as while do so, similar thing happen to Little Apple and Orange, Pear starts screaming in horror)

It was all just a dream
(Pear jolts up from a space theme bed in a bedroom and breathes sighs of relief)

Pear: Oh. (nervous chuckle) Oh, it was only a dream. (nervous chuckle)

(Orange walks in, panting)

Orange: Pear, what's wrong? I heard you screaming.

Pear: (sighs) It was nothing. Just a bad dream.

Orange: Oh, well, (brings out a bowl of vanilla ice cream) I brought you something I think might make you feel better. (gives it to Pear)

Pear: Um, thanks, I guess. (puts it on bedside drawer)

Orange: No problem. Night, Pear. (he leaves)

(Pear breathes a sigh of relief as falls back to sleep, then Ice Scream's face appears on the ice cream)

Ice Scream: ICE CREAM!!!

(Pear jolts up and screams, the episode ends)