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 Jimbo Kaffekimbo, the last Admin nominated with a poll

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 Hey, users! I am an admin! If you need help feel free to contact me on my talk page!

 Hello, I am JKaffekimbo and this is my profile. I hope it will be interesting reading what I wrote and viewing the images I added.

About me
I'm a fan of Orange and I like editing pages on the Annoying Orange Wiki to make it grow. I also want to stop vandals but I don't know nobody that I can stop to demonstrate that I REALLY want to make this wiki grow. The images in the infobox are the image of a peach and of a Golden Delicious apple with the addition of a smiling face that I made on Paint. I also edit pages every day to obtain Wiki Love Track badges and advance the leaderboard. I also like jokes, so, if you know some funny and not rude jokes you can write them on my blog post Jokes. In my blog post you can also find ideas for funny Annoying Orange episodes like Annoying Orange and the Curse of the Apple Pie and ideas for characters like Cursed Apple Pie.

Crazy things
Here are some crazy things I like:

1 The number one is an animation of a rotating Hypercube (Tesseract). Tesseracts are 4-Dimensional cubes. For other images go to my gallery.

My Episodic Extravaganza entry
My Episodic Extravaganza entry is called Annoyingness Machine.

My newspaper
My newspaper is the Monthly Goldy. It is released the second day of every month. It was launched the 2 June of the year 2011. It is an interactive newspaper: every issue has a question for the users who read the newspaper. The wordmark of the newspaper is my character Golden Delicious (see Avatar, Blog: Golden Delicious or Peach, Oily questions, Secret Agent Nashi and the Monthly Goldy) who I used in various blog posts.

Issues

 * 1) Issue 1 2/6/11

Characters I like

 * Orange (naturally, he is the main character of the series!)Peel-your-self_apple.jpg
 * Pear: the only fruit in the kitchen who can replace Orange (except the bite-down-the-tongue trick).
 * Fred: I like when he screams like a maniac monkey.
 * Midget Apple Little Apple: the "Midget"? "It's LITTLE APPLE!!!"
 * Marshmallow: like his theme song says, HE'S SO CUTE!
 * Plum: 40% Plum, 60% Smile.
 * Zoom: he's energetic and I somehow like his lack of eyes.
 * Titanic: he is friendly with Orange like some other characters.
 * Dinosaurs: I think they're cool . Cucumber not included. Get it? Cucumber? Cool? No, seriously, they're cool.
 * Iron fist: I created the page and... another character who lacks of eyes... I like those characters.
 * Starfishes: they're cute too. And one of them loves the first character I said is cute: Marshmallow!
 * Ninja Fruit: he's also energetic but I won't give him back the suit.

Characters I dislike

 * Jigsaw: he is an arrogant idiot that thinks every time he captures Orange that he can kill him but always fails. He also doesn't calculate probable problems when he constructs a death trap.
 * Celery or Rhubarb: when he talks you want to take the first soft thing you find, use it like a pSwarm_peeling_apples.jpg and go to sleep. One brain is enough, four are the perfect recipe for a sleeping draft.
 * Other Orange: not even another orange can replace the original Annoying Orange, especially when they talk when others are alright doing it.
 * Broccoli Leader: another idiot. Who can construct something that kills him other than a jerk or the Broccoli Leader himself?
 * Broccoli Minions: they're cute but it's better not talk really much about somebody that cries when its leader dies because of his/her creation.
 * Coconut: I hate somebody that changed from an arrogant Kung Fruit warrior to a more arrogant king in 1 minute. At least change to a less arrogant king in some days.

My theme song
He sometimes knows what is better,

He maybe sometimes writes the wrong letter,

He thinks vandals are real apples,

And he hates cranky Crabapples,

He also likes to play limbo,

This is Jimbo Kaffekimbo!

My favorite pages

 * First page I createdGiantknifedaneboe.jpg


 * Place the mouse on the words and click to see other pages I like

Messages for spammers and vandals

 * If you want to spam you can do it on Annoying Orange Vandalism Wiki but, please, not here!!
 * Violating the Manual of Style that Bryce53 wrote does not result in a block but this does not mean that you can take advantage of this to make edits with spelling and grammar errors without correcting.

News

 * It took me a really long time to link all that pages to that only phrase in the favourite pages part of the page. I began one day of February and I finished linking the 16 February of 2011.


 * Check out my Poll section. You can vote for your favorite main character or video. Warning: you can vote only once.

Quotes

 * "You're an apple!"
 * "If you can't sleep, try Celery, the perfect sleeping draft for a relaxed night. If it works it's because you went VIRAL!"
 * "Oh, crap!
 * "Hey there!"

Special thanks to

 * Bryce53
 * BobNewbie

 

Best main character
Who do you think to be the best main character of the series (excluding Orange)? Pear Marshmallow Midget Apple Liam the Leprechaun Passion Fruit Grapefruit

Best main Villain (Jigsaw included)
Who's the best main villain in the series? Liam the Leprechaun Grapefruit Jigsaw

Best Viral Video Spoof
What is your favorite viral video spoof? Orange after dentist Kitchen intruder Full kitchen intruder + free MP3 download Sneezing Marshmallow Annoying Orange meets Charlie the Unicorn Equals Annoying Orange

How many Badges have you got?
How many Badges did you earn? 0    1-9     10-19     20-29     30-39     40-49     50-100     101-149     150 or more

My profile
Hehe, I wanted to trick you by pressing simultaneously the buttons Fn and Ins Stamp on my computer and opening Paint. On Paint I pressed simultaneously CTRL and V so the image of my profile appeared on the screen.

Orange

 * Gassy-mallow ("Naah, Marshmallows make me gassy!" from luck o' the Irish)

Tomato

 * Not-so-fruity ketchup-apple ("Fruit! I'm a Fruit!" and "I'm red like an apple, but I'm not an apple!" from TOE-MAY-TOE)

Season 2
Midget Apple
 * Midget Ladies' Red Apple (as he is a little Red Delicious apple)

Marshmallow

 * Unicorn-paladin blow-up sugar cloud ("NOBODY HURTS PRINCESS BUTTERFLYKISS!!!" from Best Fiends Forever)

Gecko

 * Wheely reptile juice (squashed by a car in Orange vs. Gecko)

Bryce53
Bryce53 is the only user that I can talk about as a real friend, although we were arguing about something when we firstly met.

Knife!
During the votings for April's new administrator (which I won) a part of me wanted Knife! to win the contest. When he nominated himself for May, I wrote that I supported him and I had the possibility to facilitate his winning.

Brainulator9
Since May 1st, when Brainulator9 asked me to chat with him, he is more friendly with me and I appreciate it.

BobNewbie
He is one of the best users around here. He is so experienced that when he came to AO wiki he had to be Admin and Bureaucrat when he came here. He is also friendly with me and approaches me for help.

Enemies
Generally any vandal, any spammer, anyone who makes deliberate grammar mistakes without caring about it is an enemy for me and I don't care if he or she is registered or not.

211.64.141.59
I think this is the first "vandal" to approach me directly. He wrote spontaneously on my talk page a message that was full of grammar mistakes and insults towards Brainulator9. I wrote a blog post about him.

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Credits

 * This user is a Rollbacker. Silver.png
 * This user is an Administrator. Gold.png
 * This user is a Bureaucrat. Platinum.png