Annoying Orange: Jump Scare!/Transcript

Orange's Dead?!
(The episode begins at nighttime as Little Apple is playing Five Nights at Freddy's)

Little Apple: Oh, wait, where'd he go? Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.

(Ennard jump-scares Little Apple, causing him to scream)

Little Apple: Okay, that's it. No more video games for me tonight. (He burps)  No more Mountain Doo, either. (He sighs) Oh man, my heart is racing right now. Halloween's scary enough as it is. The last thing I need right now are more jump-scares in my life.

(Pear comes into the room & the lights come on)

Pear: Little Apple!

(Little Apple screams)

Little Apple: Pear, you scared me half to death!... Wait, what's wrong?

Pear: It's Orange! He... He...

Little Apple: Pear, what's going on? What about Orange?

Pear: Little Apple, Orange is... DEAD!

Little Apple: WHAT?!

Pear: I saw it with my own 2 eyes. Just now, he was always so annoying, but he didn't deserve this!

Little Apple: Pear, focus. What happened?

Pear: Well, we were walking along & hung a left at the toaster.

(A flashback shows him & Orange walking along the toaster. Orange goes around the corner 1st)

Pear: Orange went around the corner 1st, & I don't know what exactly happened but that's when I heard him scream &...

(Orange screams)

Little Apple: & WHAT?! WHAT PEAR, WHAT?!

Pear: His skeleton had jumped clear out of his skin, Little Apple! I saw it, his skin! Lying on the counter next to his skeleton.

Little Apple: Orange is dead?! I can't believe it!

Pear: Something jump-scared him, Little Apple! Something so terrifying it can actually kill people!

(Little Apple cries)

?: You know what they say about jump-scare rumors, don't you?

(A robot closely resembling Orange shows up)

Unit 949: You shouldn't "leap" to conclusions. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Pear: Orange? you're alive?

Unit 949: Yes. Indeed I am.

Pear: But... But I just saw you--

Unit 949: I can explain everything. Come, Pear, to the toaster. I will show you what happened. (He leaves)

Pear: Does something seem a little strange to you about Orange?

Little Apple: Was that a joke about me being little?

Pear: No.

Little Pear: Then, yes. Orange seems kind of strange.

Pear: Then come with me, would 'ya? But stay behind until we figure what's going on.

Little Apple: Copy that.

(Little Apple & Pear follow Unit 949)

Invasion of the Ennards!
(At the toaster...)

Pear: Orange, I'm here.

(Unit 949 pops up behind the toaster)

Unit 949: Hello, Pear.

Pear: Ugh. Creepy.

Unit 949: Here we are at the toaster again. Fitting because moments ago, you thought I was "toast". Ha-ha-ha-ha. I will now show you what happened. Stay here, I will check & make sure it is safe. (He goes behind the toaster)

Pear: Little Apple, you there?

Little Apple: I'm here, hiding behind this grape.

Pear: You seriously fit behind a grape?

Little Apple: IT'S A LARGE GRAPE, OKAY?!?!

Pear: Shh! Let's try & hear what Orange's up to. Do you hear anything?

Little Apple: No. I can't here any--

(Toast (Jump Scare!) jumps out of the toaster, scaring Pear & Little Apple)

Little Apple: Oh my gosh, thank goodness. It's just Toast.

Toast: Just Toast? Wow! That's a lot of rudeness coming from an apple the size of a grape.

(Little Apple groans in anger)

Unit 949: Pear, it is now safe for you to come around the corner. (He goes behind the toaster again. Pear takes a deep breath)

Pear: Here we go, Pear. Okay, Orange! I'm coming around the... Orange?

(Unit 949 turns around & jump-scares Pear, which makes him dead & his skeleton jumps out of his skin, which also causes Little Apple gasp. A Ennard robot walks from behind the toaster)

Ennard Robot: Congratulations, Unit 949. Another usable skin for our robot army. I will claim this Pear skin for my own. (The Ennard Robot enters the suit, thus creating Leader)

Little Apple: Oh man!

Leader: How do I look?

Unit 949: It's not very flattering. You're kind of pear-shaped. (Leader & Unit 949 laugh)

Leader: This is actually quite comfortable. My favorite skin since I was inside the Freddy suit.

(Little Apple repeatedly says "Oh man")

Unit 949: Now then, what shall I do with this skeleton?

Leader: Put it with the others behind the refrigerator. Is the kitchen prepped for invasion?

Unit 949: Yes, Leader! The foolish fruits won't suspect a thing.

(Little Apple repeatedly says "Oh man" again)

Leader: Then the time is nigh!

(An army of Ennard Robots walk across the floor)

Leader: Brethren, to your battle stations! By dawn, we will wear the skin of every food in the kitchen! (He and Unit 949 laugh maniacally. Little Apple repeatedly says "Oh man" yet again)

The Invasion Begins
(Later in the night...)

Little Apple: Grapefruit!

Grapefruit: Little Apple?

Little Apple: Grapefruit?

Grapefruit: Where are you? I can't see you. It's too dark.

Little Apple: I can't see you either. I-- (He bumps into Marshmallow, who has his back turned. He screams) Oh, Marshie. It's just you.

Unit 237: Just me? kind of rude. Yay.

Little Apple: You now what I mean! You really scared me there!

Unit 237: I am sorry. I did not mean to frighten you like that. I meant to frighten you like this! (He jump-scares Little Apple, causing him to scream. Luckily, he isn't scared out of his skin)

Little Apple: Wait, I didn't jump out of my skin?

Unit 237: Um, Leader, this one didn't jump out of his skin.

(Leader shows up)

Leader: That's impossible! Try again!

(Unit 237 attempts to scare him again, but it has no use)

Little Apple: Okay, can you chill?!

Leader: Hmm, we better try it together at the same time.

Unit 237: Good idea!

(The both scare Little Apple, but only make him make a piddle puddle)

Little Apple: Oh, that's like the 3rd piddle puddle I had to clean up this week!

Unit 237: Maybe see a doctor about that?

Leader: Unit 237, stay focused! Let's take care of the others, then come back for this one. We'll skin him if we have to. He fit my son's robotic frame perfectly!

(He & Unit 237 leave)

The Apple That's Small vs. The Units Fruits!... & Their Weakness is Mountain Doo?
Little Apple: Oh-no! What do I do? I've let everyone down & now the Kitchen's gonna get overtaken by killer skin wearing robots!

(He hears Grapefruit screaming as he dies)

Little Apple: Grapefruit? Are you still out there?

(He walks up to Little Apple, now turned into Unit 125)

Unit 125: Hello, Little Apple

Little Apple: Oh-no, they got to you?!

Unit 949: Hello, Little Apple.

Unit 237: Hello, Little Apple.

Leader: Hello, Little--

Little Apple: Okay, I get it! You're all robots! Great, whatever!

Leader: Brethren, the tiny one's proving most difficult! His body is too tiny to even jump out of his skin!

Unit 949: Then we must combine our powers together. It is the only way.

Little Apple: Oh, could you please not? Guys, I drank so much Mountain Doo earlier!

Unit 125: On the count of 3?

Leader: Indeed!

Little Apple: Seriously, my bladder's like the hoover dam right now!

Unit 518: 1, 2,--

(He is touched by Little Apple's piddle puddle. He screams & is electrified, revealing a Ennard Robot, & explodes)

Leader: The piddle puddle! It shorted out Unit 125!

Unit 949: Ha-ha. Shorted out. Get it?

Leader: This is no laughing matter, 949. Stop! No one scare the apple. We can't have him piddling more than he already has! It could be any one of us next!

Little Apple: Well, well, well. "Soda" tables have turned! (Laughs)

Unit 949: Oh-no! If he drinks that Mountain Doo, he could eventually increase the radius of his piddle puddle & destroy us all!

Leader: Um, couldn't he just spray with the soda right now? Seems like a much more direct way of killing us.

Unit 949: Ah! Run! Run!

Unit 237: These suits have no legs! (He screams)

Leader: Also, why on Earth are we saying all of this out lou-- (He & Unit 237 are sprayed by the Mountain Doo. The same goes for Unit 949)

Little Apple: Little Apple saves the day for once! I'll say that's more than a "little" shocking! (Laughs) Okay, maybe I'll leave the puns to Orange...

Bravery
(The next morning...)

Little Apple: So one after another, I sprayed them down. Then I put all of your skeletons back in your bodies & here we are! & you know what the best part is? I'm completely over my fear of jump-scares now!

Grapefruit: Really? So you're not scared of... (He puts on a monster mask) this?

Orange: Or this? (He jumps from behind Grapefruit) Oogie boogie boogie boogie!!!

Little Apple: Nothing!

Orange: Huh. Well, I guess it's true. & I guess we owe Little Apple a thank you. A BIG thank you!

Little Apple: Thanks, Orange. This means a lot to finally get to rub this in your face. (Laughs)

Orange: In honor of Little Apple, I got everyone Mountain Doos. To Little Apple, a toast!

Little Apple: Aw, you didn't have to do a toast. Orange, This is honestly too much &--

Orange: No! Toast!

Little Apple: Huh?

(Toast pops out of the toaster again & scares Little Apple, & makes him piddle again)

Little Apple: Oh man!

(Everyone laughs. Ennard pops up & scares the viewers. End of episode)