Annoying Orange: The Amnesiac Orange/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Hey, Soccer Ball! Hey, Soccer Ball!

Cantaloupe: (growls)

Orange: Hey Soccer Ball, guess what?

Cantaloupe: (growls)

Orange: GOAL!!!!! (laughs)

Cantaloupe: That's it! I'm outta here!. LETS GO BABY DOLL!!

Balloon: Oh, I got you, honey.

(Balloon floats)

Orange: Hey, I warned you! You can't-aloupe! (laughing)

Cantaloupe: We're in love! And there's nothing you can do about it! NOTHING!

Balloon: (grunts)

Cantaloupe: I'm the king of the world! KING OF THE WORLD! Woo-hoo!

Salt: I got a pinch of salt that says they don't make it.

Black Pepper: Ha! Well I'll take that action for sure!

Balloon: Uh-oh, uh-oh! (grunts)

Orange: Umm... I don't want to burst your bubble but...

Pear: Oh my God! She's gonna blooooooooooooooooowww!!!!!!!!!

Balloon: (screams) Uh-oh. (pops and knocks over Black Pepper)

Black Pepper: Ow!

Salt: Man down! Man down!

Cantaloupe: (floats) That is not good. (screams and then falls and bounces off of Orange's head and lands on floor)

Pear: Whoa!

Cantaloupe: (falls to the ground and grunts)

Pear: Whoa! He really landed hard! Did you see that Orange?! Orange?

Orange: (wobbles and stars rotate around his head) Whoa, ow! Oh- I think I'm seeing stars.

Ned: Aw, dagnabbit! Them stars is gonna put us out of work!

Bird #2: Oh, come on now, Ned. Let's go see about that cantaloupe. (he and Ned fly off)

Pear: Orange, are you all right?

Orange: All right? I'm not all right! I'm a...a...wait...(record scratch) Who am I?

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Pear: Uh-oh.

(title card rolls)

Orange: Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait! Let me get this straight! I'm an apple?

Apple: Yep.

Orange: Really?

Apple: A great big giant apple. (snickers)

Orange: Yaaay! I'm an apple!

Pear: Well, I've looked all over the place and I can't find Midget Apple anywhere.

Orange: Good news, green guy! I'm an apple!

Pear: No, I told you, you're an orange!

Orange: Nu-uh! I'm an apple!

Apple: Yeah, green guy's an apple too! (laughs)

Pear: Okay you know what... YOU'RE AN APPLE BUDDY!

Orange: Yay! Everyone's an apple.

Pear: No no no no no, I'm a pear, and you, you're an orange.

Orange: I'm Orange? Why am I orange, is there something wrong with me?

Pear: No, you ARE an orange, just like I'm a pear.

(Record scratch)

Orange: YOU'RE A BEAR!?!?! AAAAAAAH!!! Please don't eat me!

Pear: No, a PEAR!

Orange: A pair? A pair of what, I only see one of you.

Pear: (groans)

Midget Apple: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!

Orange: Whoa! Was that my conscience?

Pear: No! That was Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: No, that's Little Apple!

Marshmallow: Yay! It's raining flavor! (giggles)

Midget Apple: You're not helping.

Black Pepper: Arggh! I'm getting a little light-headed over here.

Midget Apple: Can someone give me a hand please?

Orange: No problem! I'll just...wait no hands! Why don't I have hands? Argghhh!

Pear: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Easy dude, Easy! You never had hands!

Midget Apple: What's going on out there?

Pear: Orange got hit in the head and now he has amnesia.

Orange: Yeah! And my memory's gone too.

Marshmallow: Mmmmmmm! Uh-oh! I think I'm getting tingly-face.

Midget Apple: Uh-oh! Did you say tingly face?

Marshmallow: Uh-oh! Uh-oh Oh No! (Trying not snezze)

Midget Apple: (groans) You guys better hold on to something!

Orange: Hey, what's happening now?

Pear: Little Apple, what's going on?

Midget Apple: Oh, this isn't good!

Marshmallow: Oh, it's like a thousand kittens tickling me with whiskers Haa Haa, Oh, Hee Hee Hee Hee!

Midget Apple: Oh no!

Marshmallow: Oh no! Here it comes!

Midget Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Orange: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Pear: He's gonna blow!!!!!!!!

Marshmallow: (sneezes)

(Midget Apple get blown away and hits Orange in the head)

Pear: Ooooooooooooooo!

Marshmallow: Whoa! Excuse me. (giggles)

Pear: Orange, are you okay?

Orange: Oooo, ow.

Apple: Hey, can you hear me. Over here, hey. You doing okay there...(snickers) Apple? (laughs)

Orange: I'm not an apple. I'm, I'm a...

Pear: That's it! He's remembering!

Orange: I'm not remembering.

Pear: (groans)

Orange: I'm an orange!

Apple: (groans)

Pear: Yeah!

Orange: And you're Pear!

Marshmallow: Yay!

Orange: And that's Marshmallow! And hey, hey Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: Knife!

Apple: Ahhhh! (Apple gets cut by Knife)

Pear: Whoa!

Orange: Whoa! I guess Apple forgot how this works! (laughs)

(Apple's remains get carried away by Boedigheimer)

Marshmallow: Yay! Orange is back, And my sinuses are clear! (giggles)

Orange: Yay!

Pear: Boy, if it hadn't been for you and Midget A...(record scratch) Uh-oh! Midget Apple!

Cantaloupe: Hey! Hey, little guy! You okay? Talk to me brother!

Midget Apple: Ohhhh!

Bird #1 : Well, that just tears it. All right, boys. Let's show these stars who's boss! (birds attack Midget Apple's stars) Hyah!!

Midget Apple. Ohh... Oh... I think I'm gonna barf.