Fred Goes Grocery Shopping/Transcript

Fred Figglehorn: Hey, it's Fred! And I'm gonna go grocery shopping!

Fred Figglehorn: I love you like old people love chicken. *gasps* It's perfect!!

Fred Figglehorn: Mmmmm, ketchup.

Grandma: You gotta pay for that, aren't you?

Fred Figglehorn: Not in your own business, grandma!

Orange: Hey! Knock-Knock!

Fred Figglehorn: Who's there?

Orange: Knock-Knock

Fred: Uh.. Who's there?

Orange: Knock-Knock

Fred: Who is there!?

Orange: Knock-Knock

Fred: Who's there!!?

Orange: Knock-Knock!

Fred: Who's THERE?!

Orange: Knock-Knock!

Fred: I'm gonna squeeze you to death that if you don't tell me who's there!!!

(Record scratches)

Orange: Knock-Knock!

Fred: WHO'S TTHHHEEEERRRREEE!!!!!!!!

Orange: ....

Fred: Who is there?! Just tell me! Gosh!

Orange: Orange!

Fred: Orange who?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Knock-Knock" again?

(Both Laugh)

Fred: Good one! I get it! That's a little weird.

Orange: What a weirdo!

???: That's a lot of bread

???: Your total came to $2517 and 39 cents.

Fred: Ummm...

Fred: Getting groceries is hard unless you have a lot of money!

Fred shouts his name and tells everyone he is going grocery shopping. Fred said the reason he is going grocery shopping is because his mom has to work 2 extra jobs because his first one was a pain because of the economy. The government knew all that stuff. Fred didnt know what to get because his mom gave him a grocery list and he ate it because he was hungry. Fred put so much bread in the trolley. Fred picked up Anti Diarrheal Tablets for his mom. Fred picked up a love card to give to Judy. He opened the card and saw it saying 'I love you as people love chicken' Fred got something heavy for his mom and slipped down. So Fred picked up a chip and put ketchup and ate it. Fred heard somebody saying you didn't pay for that so Fred answers its none of your business to the lady. So the lady calls him a brat. Fred was trying to buy Kevin baby diapers. Fred also decided he should get something healthy. So Fred saw oranges and he saw the annoying orange and the orange was making a knock knock joke.

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred: Who's there?

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred: Umm... Who's there?

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred: Who's there?

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred in a loud voice: Who's there?

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred in a very loud voice: Who's there?

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred shouting: I've got to sway if you don't tell me who's there

Orange: Knock, knock

Fred screaming: Who's theeeeeeeeeeere!?

Orange: Orange!

Fred: Orange who

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say knock knock again (orange laughs)

Fred laughs.

Fred trys to pay for the food. Fred thought the shopkeeper should pay with her eyes closed. Fred wants the shopkeeper to hurry up. So he thinks going to the supermarket makes a lot of money.