Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned/Transcript

Little Apple: Here on the Annoying Orange, we painstakingly caption each and every video to ensure the full enjoyment for the hearing impaired. We also do it because Google's automatic captions are TERRIBLE. To demonstrate, we decided to remake the very first episode of the Annoying Orange using these same terrible automatic captions. Enjoy!

Orange: The Apple! Apple! The Apple! Apple! The Apple! Axonal Apple! any!

Apple: (pulls up a hearing aid) Hearings what's what is it?

Orange: Origin I didn't say apple again! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Apple: yet yet ajay connie the first four hundred twenty six pm couple.

Orange: The - the Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: The Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange:(pulls up a 2014 calendar) You look for a week! HAHAHA!

Apple: Here. (pulls up a map and points to California) Coastal areas.

Orange: (pulls a picture of a family) Happily Whites!

Apple: What?

Orange: Can you do ten pushups in ten seconds?

Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms already one pushup. (does a pushup)

Orange: Hey!

Apple: What?

Orange: Whites the apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: White can you do this?! (waves a picture of Benjamin Netanyahu) NETANYAHU!

Apple: No.

Orange: Netanyahu Netanyahu Netanyahu

Apple: Stop it.

Orange: Netan-Netan-Netan-Netanyahuuuu NETANYAHU!

Apple: (moves around and his stem) But movement humanely movement!

Orange: NETANYAHU! Drop it (hits picture of Netanyahu against the counter). NETANYAHU! Drop it (hits picture of Netanyahu against the counter).

Apple: The please be quiet for crying out loud! Would you start hearing under the three seconds I came?!!! Here are some things (gives orange an old TV, a whistle, a microphone, and a tennis ball)

Orange: He act will backs.

Apple: What?!

Orange: Night.

Apple: (pulls up a hood) Hood.

Orange: Five one.

Apple: Through.

Orange: Friday morning. (Apple takes off hood, and gives a bouquet) He care!

Pear: (pulls up sheet music for Beethoven's 5th Symphony) Note dot.

Midget Apple: And that's what the very first episode of Annoying Orange WOULD have looked like if Google's Automatic captions had their way. Special thanks for the big G for this hallunicatory journey to the heart of a broken algorithm. Toodleoo!!!