User blog:Knife!/Episodic Extravaganza Entry: Dreamy Days

Transcript
(Scene shows Orange lying on a pillow. Then a dream bubble pops up and the camera zooms into it, revealing Orange and Pear on the counter)

Orange: Hey, hey Pear!

Pear: Yes Orange

Orange: Where's Midget Apple

Pear: Oh, he's there.

(Scene shows Midget Apple the size of a normal apple)

Orange: AAHHHH!!!!!!

Pear: What's Orange screaming about

Orange: It's a giant midget apple!

Midget Apple: That's giant little apple!

Orange: Hey, hey Giant Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: What?

Orange: Knife!

(Scene shows Midget Apple being knifed but it turns out to be Orange in costume)

Pear: Wait, if that's Orange, then who are you?

Orange: No-one, double the oranges

Both Oranges: YAY!!!!!

(The dream ends and it then shows Pear sleeping and the camera then zooms into the dream cloud. Pear is at a massive library reading a book called 'The Forgotten Days')

Pear: Wow, what a good book. This Dane Boedigheimer guy must be famous, writing this kind if book.

(Dane Boedigheimer comes in, same size as Pear, making Pear drop his book in shock)

Pear: Ow, my foot. Oh my goodness, it's Dane Boedigheimer!

Dane: Hello Pear, I see you like my book

Pear: Y...y...yes

Dane: Thanks, I spent so much time on it. Shame only 2 people bought it

Pear: Only 2? Well, I bought one. Who was the other?

Dane: Orange

Pear: When was Orange interested in books?

Dane: Why don't you ask him?

Pear: How?

(Dane reaches into his pocket and brings out Orange)

Orange: Hi Pear!

Pear: Since when were you into books?

Orange: Hey, Pear

Pear: I asked you a question

Orange: Oh, book flavoured ice-cream doesn't taste that good.

Pear: What the...

(Pear's dream ends and then the camera pans to Grapefruit which goes into his dream cloud.)

Grapefruit: I am the ruler of the fruitdom

(Grapefruit's Nephew bursts through the door)

Grapefruit: Ah, my favourite nephew. What goes on in the fruitdom today

Grapefruit's Nephew: One fruit only prayed 183 times before noon.

Grapefruit: Lock him in the dungeons

Grapefruit's Nephew: We did, but he escaped. He is running loose in your mega-palace

Grapefruit: Find him, and put him in solitary confinement

Grapefruit's Nephew: Sure, uncle

(Once Grapefruit's Nephew leaves, Orange pops up underneath the throne with a lightsaber)

Grapefruit: You shall be punished for your crime

Orange: If you can defeat me

Grapefruit: But I already have

(Scene shows Orange locked in chains)

Grapefruit: No-one can defeat me, for I fear nothing and is the ultimate warrior! EEEK, a mouse

(Grapefruit's dream ends and then goes to Midget Apple's dream which shows Midget Apple 3 times taller.)

Midget Apple: Yay!

Orange: Is this it? Boring

(Midget Apple's dream ends and then cuts to the Fruity Question of the Day which is "Who's dream was best?" After the Fruit Question of the Day, it cuts to Grandpa Lemon's dream) 

Grandpa Lemon: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz