Hamburger

Hamburger was a character who appeared in "Monster Burger!". He was mistaken by Orange for a monster, which is why he kept spitting seeds and shooting at him. Hamburger kept trying to tell him that he wasn't a monster, but Orange was convinced again when he said he was made of lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and tomatoes. Toward the end of the episode, he was eaten by an actual monster burger.

Personality
As he is described, he acts somewhat arrogant at times. However, he is shown to have a very bad temper, as shown when he yelled at him twice to stop shooting at him, and when he super outrageously yelled at him that he was a hamburger.

Trivia

 * He is somewhat moody and bad-tempered.
 * He returns in Crappy Captioned 6: Monster Burger, reenacting his debut episode with Orange with faulty Google automatic captions. Unlike the original episode, he does not die, like Apple in the first Crappy Captioned.
 * He's the first burger character in the series.
 * He's also the second character that Orange called him a monster the first was Watermelon.
 * Although he is called a hamburger, he has cheese which makes him a cheeseburger.

Quotes

 * "Hey, get your paws off me, mister!"
 * "Oh, hey, what's up?"
 * "Yeah. Not a monster. Hamburger."
 * "Ugh, gross! Are you seriously spitting seeds at me right now?!"
 * "Destroy the what?
 * "Agh! How does an orange have a gun?"
 * "HEY! STOP IT!"
 * "Okay, are we calm now? Can we just talk like normal -- [gets shot by Orange] KNOCK IT OFF!"
 * "Jeez, what is WITH you?!"
 * "I'm not a monster, I'm a hamburger!"
 * "I'm not a monster! Cripes, is this how you treat all your guests - scream, call 'em names, and then shoot at 'em?!"
 * "(scoffs) Yeah, I'm sure."
 * "Bro, I'm a HAM-BURGER. How many times do I have to tell you?
 * "Puns? Really?"
 * "Ugh, those puns don't even make sense - I'm made of beef, not ham!"
 * "(mimics Orange laughing) SHUT IT!!! Listen, if I have to tell you one more time that I'm not a monster, I'm gonna hit you so hard, Chuck Norris would be impressed!"
 * "YOU WERE THE ONE SHOOTING ME WITH A GUN!!!"
 * "Self-de-- oh good LORD, you're annoying!"
 * "Let me guess: Orange! Ha! Freaking hilarious! Yeah!"
 * "I told you! HAMBURGER! Meat, then I got a bunch of lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and other stuff in here!"
 * "What?"
 * "No, I didn't actually eat your--"
 * "AAGGH!!"
 * "STOP, STOP, STOP!!!"
 * "STOP SHOOTING ME!"
 * "I didn't eat your friends! Just because I'm made of these things doesn't mean that I ate them!! I'm not a monster!!! Just a HAMBURGER! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK PEEL!!!"
 * "WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!"
 * "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR PEEL OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR... AAHH, OH, THE IRONY! AGH, IT'S KILLING ME!!! AGH!!"
 * "I!!!!!!!!"
 * "Fact! Because of me mister."
 * "Away, What's up?"
 * "Dollar scary! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
 * "Yeah. Now to book: Hamburger."
 * "AHKTAR LIGHTS!"
 * "Just how you treat all your guest? Scream, column names, shoot up!"
 * "I star no a monster told you. Hamburger."
 * "Third EYE!" [listens to Third Eye Blind's Semi-Charmed Life and dances]
 * "WAAAAAAY!!"
 * "Insurer."
 * "Brawl! [fights Orange in a fantasy anime fashion] I'm back. HAM burger. How many times do I have to tell you?"
 * "Park don't even make sense."
 * "If I have to tell you one more time -- and I'm not a monster, I'm great! You saw our truck dark be a brat!
 * "I can actually hear!"
 * "West."
 * "Just because I am doesn't mean tap. Oscar just lather. Now, from an!"
 * "BLACKJACK!!"
 * "Now the bank cell got more during toy!"
 * "I told you hamburger mate! Then I got a bunch left. Change the males, another step in here."
 * "Or your honor, for all!"