Annoying Orange - Annoying States of America/Transcript

Little Apple - Okay, put this one way in the back.

Pear - Hehey, you guys finally doing that road trip you've been talking about?

Orange - Yep, we're WHEEL-y doing it. (laughs)

Grapefruit - You wanna come with?

Pear - Where are we going?

Grapefruit - Dunno yet, I'm just gonna throw this dart at a map, and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go!

(dart lands on Map)

Map - AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

Orange - Ohhhhh, right in the Oxnard! (laughs)

Map - Owie Owie Owie Owie Owie!

Little Apple - Okay, this might sting a bit.

Map - (groans) Santa Barbara, that hurts!

Grapefruit - Sorry bro, just doing the ol' dart-at-a-map thing. You understand.

Map - (groans) Y'know what I DON'T understand? Why didn't you just ask ME where to go?

Little Apple - You? Are you a travel agent or something?

.Map - Pretty much. I've been all over these 50 nifty United States of ours. I've been everywhere, man. I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota -