Annoying Orange: Mommy and Me/Transcript

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Orange: Bap, ba, ba, bap, ba, ba, bap ba bap pow Bap, ba, ba, bap, ba, ba, bap, bored!

Yam: Whoa

Orange: Oh, hot potato!

[Yam] Potato, no, you got me confused with somebody else!

Orange: Huh, huh, I knew you would show up sooner or tator!

[Yam] No Yam!

Orange: Yam what?

[Yam] No Yam!

Orange: Yam what?

[Yam] Yam!!

Orange: Yam what?

[Yam] Yam! I am a Yam and that’s all that I am.

Orange: Oh, I am what I am too! (laughs)

[Yam] Seriously! What is wrong with you! Were you born like this or what?

Orange: Huh, I don’t know. Maybe you should ask my mom. Hey, hey Mom!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] If I told you once I’ve told you a thousands times! Hay is for horses!

Orange and Mama Orange: (laughs)

Yam: Rrrrgh!

Orange and Mama Orange: You’re not laughing!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] And then I said: “Drive you bananas?” But I don’t even know how to get there!

Orange and Mama Orange: (laughs)

[Yam] Uugh!

Orange: You know, we sure have a lot of good times together Mom!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Oh, like that day we had a Yodeling contest? Yodalie Yodalie Yodalie Yodalie Yodalie

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie,

[Yam] Hey! Hey Guys!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie,

[Annoying Orange] Heee, whooooo!

[Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Yam] Hey! Hey Hey, turn it down over there!

[Annoying Orange] Geez! What’s he "yammering" about? (laughs)

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Duh! He’s "rooting" for me!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Yam] Rrrrgh! Would you two, be quiet?!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Hey! Hey Orange! Remember that book I used to read you? Green Eggs and "Yam"?

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Yam] Rrrrgh!

[Annoying Orange] Remember when you taught me to ride that bike? I think it was a "Yam-aha"!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Ya, and you said:

[Annoying Orange] Look, Ma, no hands!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!

[Yam] RRRRGH!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!

[Yam] BE QUIET!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!

[Yam] SHUT UUUUUP!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Yam] OH, MY GOD, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUP!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Geez! Is he always like this?

[Annoying Orange] I don’t know, I just met the guy, but he does seem a little?

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Yam a lam-a-ding-dong?

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Yam] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Annoying Orange] Whoa! Well he sure ain’t a sweet potato!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] (laughs)

[Annoying Orange] Hey, hey Yam?

[Yam] Not listening, go away!

[Annoying Orange] Hey, hey Yam – hey?

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Hey, Yam, we’re over here!

[Annoying Orange] Hey, Yam? Can you hear me!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Hey, Yam,

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[Yam] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[Yam] What?!!!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] KNIFE!

[Human Cuts Yam]

[Yam] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Annoying Orange] See. Mom, I told you there is never a dull moment around here.

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Annoying Orange's Mom] That’s why I said: “Never play with knifes.”

[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange] Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Mother Knife] What on earth are you doing?

[Son Knife] Oh, mom! I didn’t mean too!

[Mother Knife] Don’t you, Mom me, I thought I raised you to be sharper than that!

[Annoying Orange] Whoa, it’s like everybody and their mother showed up!

[Annoying Orange] Ha, ha, ha,

[Annoying Orange's Mom] Ya, we carpooled.

[Car-Pool] Happy Mother’s Day!

[Annoying Orange] Wow!

[Little Apple] Here, you go mom!

[Little Apple's Mother] Ah, you shouldn’t have! Goodness gracious, I’m so proud of my little guy!

[Little Apple] Ohh, I love you mom!

[Annoying Orange] Hey, what's the matter, Marshmallow? Didn’t your mom, make it?

[Marshmallow]&nbsp I don’t know where my mommy is.

[Unicorn] (appears)

[Marshmallow] Yeeaaa, Mommy!

[Annoying Orange] Huh?

[Marshmallow] Let’s go ride the rainbows! Whhheeeeeee!

[Little Apple] Well, that actually explains a lot!

[Everyone] (laughs)

[Kitchen Carnage]

[Annoying Orange] Hey it’s fluffy face!

[Marshmallow] Yay, I love unicorns!

[Annoying Orange] Hey, look! It's Toe-may-toe! (laughs)