Annoying Orange: WazZOOM/Transcript

Orange: (offscreen) Hey, berry-boys, Hey! Hey, berry-boys! berry-boys!

Strawberry 2: Seriously, I hated that carton! I felt like my butt was turning into jam. Are you even listening to me?

Strawberry 1: Sorry. I can't hear a word over that guy.

Orange: Hey! Hey, berry-boys, Hey!

Strawberry 1: What? What is it?

Orange: Wazzup?

Strawberry 2: I don't know. What is up?

Orange: Squash!

Strawberry 1: Huh?

(Squash squashes 2nd strawberry)

Squash: Eww! Did you guys start "Wazzup" without me?

Orange: Wazzuuuu--

Squash: Wazzuuup?

Little Apple: Yo, yo, yo!

Orange: Wazzuuuu--

Little Apple: Wazzuuuuu--

Squash: Waazzuuuu--

Strawberry 1: Oh, would you stop it?!

Pear: Hey-hey-hey, did somebody say...

Little Apple: Wahahaazzuu--

Orange: Uuuuuu--

Pear: Uuuuuuuuuuu--

Marshmallow: Eehehehe--

Grapefruit: Uhhhhhh--

Strawberry 1: Shut up!!

(Orange, Pear and Little Apple laughing)

Strawberry 1: Seriously. This is what you do in your time? I don't even have the words for how stupid this is.

Orange: Huh?

Little Apple: Guys, what if he's right? What if this whole "wazzup" shtick is getting old? Aw...

Zoom: Well, hello! Sounds like you need... (echoing) WazZOOM!!!

Orange: Whoa!

(Zoom, Orange, Pear, Little Apple, Marshmallow, Grapefruit, Squash and Strawberry yelling WazOOM)

Zoom: Waaa--

Zip: ZIP!

Orange: Huh? WazZIP?

Zoom: ZIP, the only known substance with more energy per ounce than ZOOM!

Zip: Prepare yourselves for a NEW DIMENSION OF INTENSITY!

Little Apple: Wa--

Zip: ZIP!

Zoom: ZOOM!

Zip: ZIP!

Zoom: ZOOM!

Orange: Wazzu--

Pear: ZOO--

(Squash, Marshmallow, Strawberry, Zombie George Washington and Little Apple yelling randomly)

(Orange flutters lips)

Zoom: Zzzzzzzz...

Zip: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Zoom and Zip: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

(liquid erupting)

(splash!, fruits react)

Zoom: ZOOM... is down.

Zip: ZIP... is... zapped.

Grapefruit: Oh great, I'm covered in Zoom juice.

(Strawberry tasted good)

(Pear taste awesome)

Little Apple: Uh... does anybody else feel kind of weird?

Pear: Uh... does sticky count as weird?

Orange: Weird? I don't feel weird. I feel... Great! I feel awesone! I feel like... like...

Strawberry 1: WAZZU--

(Orange, Marshmallow, Squash, Pear, Little Apple, Grapefruit, Strawberry, Grandpa Lemon, Spelling Bee and Zombie George Washington yelling, thirlling tongues, giggling, fluttering lips, etc.)

(Orange. Little Apple and Pear laughter)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Strawberry!

Strawberry 1: Hey, Orange! What is it?

Orange: Squash!

(Squash squashes 1st strawberry)

Orange: Whoa!

Squash: Wazzu--