Annoying Orange: THE OBNOXIOUS KUMQUAT/Transcript

Pear: Check it out, there's a moving van next door!

Midget Apple: Look at all the fruit crates they're unloading, you think we have new food neighbours?

Marshmallow: Yay! I love potential new friends!

Grapefruit: Hey, are there any crates the shape of a hot, female grapefruit?

Pear: Uhm, no. They're all boxes, dude.

Grapefruit: That's cool, I like my ladies cubical.

Orange: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over and introduce ourselves!

Grapefruit: Awesome! Just give me a second!

Midget Apple: Forever?

Grapefruit: Yeah, it's super expensive cologne. Ladies fall head over heels for it, apparently. *sprays cologne* Okay, ready.

Midget Apple: *barfs*

Orange: Umm, I think your cologne just knocked Little Apple head over heels. *laughs*

Grapefruit: I'm telling you, this is really, really good stuff.

Orange: Knock knock!

Pear: This isn't the time for a knock knock joke, Orange. Behave yourself.

Orange: No, I'm serious. There's no doorbell and I can't knock without hands. So how else are they going to know we're out here? Knock knock!

Bartlett: Who's there?

Orange: Your new neighbours!

Bartlett: Your new neighbours who?

Orange: No no no no no, it's not a knock knock joke. We're actually trying to knock on your door.

Bartlett: I don't get it.

Grapefruit: Just open up. We brought you gifts.

Bartlett: Oh, cool. My name's Bartlett.

Marshmallow: Nice to meet you, Bartlett! I brought you a unicorn piñata as a gift!

Bartlett: Whoa, awesome!

Marshmallow: Yay! I knew they'd like unicorns!

Bartlett: No, no no, I'm talking about that book. Is that Christopher Kitchens? He's my favorite!

Pear: Me too!

Grapefruit: Umm, this is weird.

Bartlett and Pear: What's weird?

Grapefruit: Well, you two are uh.. kind of a... nevermind.

Bartlett: You want to go discuss literature somewhere quieter?

Pear: Would I?

Bartlett: Go on in, the rest of the crew will love meeting you guys. Bye!

Sugar Cube: Ooh, is that a unicorn? I adore unicorns! My dad's a unicorn. Woohoooo!

Marshmallow: Really? I'm Marshmallow!

Sugar Cube: I'm Sugar Cube! Nice to meet you!

Marshmallow: Yay!

Sugar Cube: Woohoo!

Grapefruit: Hey Sugar Cube, if you don't mind me asking, are you a boy or a girl?

Sugar Cube: Um... Let's change the subject, yahoo!

Marshmallow *laughs*

Grapefruit: Okay, this is getting bizarre.

Orange: More like bizarro. *laughs*

Kumquat: *laughs*

Grapefruit: Huh? Is there a echo in here?

Orange: Only one way to find out.

Orange and Kumquat: NYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

Orange: Hey!

Kumquat: Hi!

Orange: Hey!

Kumquat: Hi!

Orange: Hey!

Kumquat: Hiiiiiii!

Orange: Heyyyyy!

Kumquat: Hi!

Orange and Kumquat: *laughs*

Grapefruit: This is getting too obnoxious.

Kumquat: I'm not obnoxious, I'm a kumquat. *laughs*

Orange: *laughs*

Grapefruit: Ugh, listen, are there any lady grapefruits around?

Kumquat: Oh, you must mean Ruby Red. Ruby! Ruby!

Ruby Red: What?

Kumquat: Ruby!!!

Ruby Red: What???

Kumquat: Ruby Ruby Bo Budy, Banana Fana Fo Fudy,

Orange and Kumquat: Mee Mi Mo Moni!

Ruby Red: *shouting voice* I'm here! Shut up! What do you---

* photo montage*

Ruby Red: *barfs*

Grapefruit: I did not see that coming.

Orange: I told you not to go so heavy on the Forever cologne.

Kumquat: More like forever alone!

AO and Kumquat: *laughs*

Grapefruit: GRRR!!