Annoying Orange: Poison Apple/Transcript

(Screen shows outside of the castle, and the screen shows inside the castle.)

Orange: Mirror, mirror on the wall, do you wanna hear my bird call? C-caw! C-caw! (laughs)

Magic Mirror: Ugh! leave me be. I'm busy. Can't you see?

Orange: Yeah, busy reflecting. (laughs)

Magic Mirror: No, silly fruit! I'm working for the queen! I'm trying to find--

Orange: A Unicorn Spleen?

Magic Mirror: What?

Orange: A Fish Wearing Jeans?

Magic Mirror: No.

Orange: Ooh! I know! A Farting Bean!

Magic Mirror: SILENCE!

Orange: What? I'm just trying to help.

Magic Mirror: My rhymes don't need an assist. Besides, those things don't even exist.

Orange: Tell that to those guys.

(Screen flips into the Gang of funny things that don't exist.)

Unicorn Spleen: Don't exist, eh? This coming from a talking mirror.

Farting Bean: You tell him, Greg. (farts)

Gang of funny things that don't exist: (laugh)

Orange: That guy's a real pain in the "gas". (laughs)

Magic Mirror: (grunts) Such fustration. You're not helping my situation.

Orange: Oh, I know what's wrong. You don't have any phat beats to go with your rhymes.

Magic Mirror: What? No. (music plays, Orange is wearing a disco uniform. Orange beatboxes) Stop!

Orange: Come on! You're not rhyming.

Magic Mirror: No! STOP IT! (record scratches, music stops)

Orange: (laughs) Geez, someone's being a real pain in the "glass". (laughs, the screen zooms out to reveal Grapefruit next to him. Grapefruit is also wearing a disco uniform.)

Grapefruit: You just used that joke, Pulp-for-brains.

Orange: Pbbh, whatever, McChubby.

Grapefruit: That's MC Chubby!

Magic MIrror: (Grunts) LISTEN! What the queen asked requires the greatest wisdom. I must find the most poisonous apple in the kingdom.

Orange: (his clothes are off for some reason.) Wait. Who's in the what now?

Magic Mirror (sternly:) I have to get a poisonous apple for Snow White to eat. I can't find one. Okay? Do you get it now?

Orange: Oh, why didn't you say so? There's one right there.

Magic Mirror: Wha- really?

Poison Apple: Holey moley, is it hot in here?

Magic Mirror: What? What is this?

Orange: It's what you wanted: a moisoned apple!

Poison Apple: Seriously, guys, it's so hot that squirrels are pouring ice water on thier nuts. (screen cuts to 2 Squirrels pouring ice water on thier acorns.)

Squirrel: What? Is there a problem? We like cold acorns.

Magic Mirror: I don't mean to be cruel, BUT I SAID A POISON APPLE, YOU FOOL!

Orange: Oh, I get It. Well, how about THAT one? (screen cuts to Midget Apple)

Midget Apple: Don't get too close to me. I don't feel very good. (sneezes)

Magic Mirror: This is most outrageous! That midget apple isn't poisonous; he's merely contagious.

Midget Apple: That's Little- (sneezes)

Orange: Woah! Gazunt-midget. (laughs, Midget Apple groans)

Magic Mirror: Ah! The time draws near! I will never find a poison apple, I fear!

Orange: Steer clear of the deer that pokes you in the ear! (laughs)

Magic Mirror: Please stop, before I blow my top!

Orange: Ooh! Wanna flop and shop for a mop at a truck stop? (laughs)

Magic Mirror: WOULD YOU BE QUIET?!

Orange: Please eat a balanced diet! (laughs, Magic Mirror cries out in frustration)

Poison Apple: Hey, guys, I don't mean to interrupt, but seriously, can we turn on a fan or something?

Magic Mirror: Quiet, you wet fruit. (sobs) Since i have failed, I will certainly get the boot.

Orange: Yeah, and besides, Snow is coming anyway.

Poison Apple: Really? That sounds wonderful.

Orange: No, not snow. Snow.

Poison Apple: Wait, what?

Orange: Snow White! (Snow White picks up Poison Apple)

Snow white: Oh, a delicous apple! (takes a bite out of Poison Apple)

Poison Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Orange: Ugh!

Snow White: Oh, I don't feel so good. (falls to the floor)

Orange: Woah! Looks like Snow White is a real flake! (laughs)

Magic Mirror: Oh, my! I was wrong! That apple was poisonous all along! (chuckles)

Orange: Well, he was an apple. (laughs)

Magic Mirror: The queen will be thrilled. Her wish has been fulfilled!

Orange: Because Snow White has been chill! (laughs, Magic Mirror groans, Orange is in his disco uniform again, music plays)

Orange: Hippity. Hoppity. Waka-waka-woo! Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: (sneezes)

Orange: (laughs) Break it down. (Midget Apple sneezes, Orange, Grapefruit, and Gang of funny things that don't exist dance, Magic Mirror cracks and screams, Magic Mirror breaks and is shattered all over the castle floor.)