Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE/Transcript

Orange: (fluttering lips, tongue and voice at once) I'm bored.

Tomato: Whoa!

(Tomato is placed on the counter)

Tomato: Whoa, Where am I?

Orange: (excitedly) Hey Apple! You're back!

Tomato: What?

Orange: Hey, Apple! Where ya been?

Tomato: Are you talkin' to me?

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Tomato: I'm-I'm-I'm...I'm not an apple.

Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

Tomato: Hey, I'm not an apple.

Orange: Yeah, you are. You're red, so you're an apple.

Tomato: No, no, no, no. You see, I'm a tomato.

Orange: A tomato? You look like an apple.

Tomato: No, no, no. I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

Orange: What? No, you're not. You're a vegetable.

Tomato: Well that's a common misconception, but, a tomato like myself, I'm a...

Orange: Hey, hey, Apple! Can you spit seeds?

Tomato: What?

Orange: Like this!

(Orange hacks, and spits out a seed which hits Tomato)

Tomato: Ow!

(Orange laughs)

Tomato: What the heck is wrong with you?

Orange: I'm an orange!

Tomato: Don't ever do that to a tomato. Don't you know how easy I bruise?

Orange: You're a toe-may-toe.

Tomato: It's "tomato".

Orange: Toe-may-toe.

Tomato: Ta-may-toe! Tomato! It's not hard!

Orange: Yeah, you're a vegetable.

Tomato: Fruit! I'm a fruit!

Orange: Uh-uh. You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.

Tomato: I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!

Orange: No, you're not. You're a vegetable, like a Pumpkin.

Tomato: Pumpkins are fruits, too, you moron!

Orange: Yeah. And elephants are microwaves. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Tomato: (groans) I hate oranges!

Orange: You're an apple.

Tomato: I'm a tomato!

Orange: Apple!

Tomato: Tomato!

Orange: Apple!

Tomato: Tomato!

Orange: Apple!

Tomato: Tomato!

Orange: Blender.

Tomato: Huh?

(Dane Boedigheimer's hand picks Tomato up)

Tomato: Whoa, whoa-Hey-(as he is dropped into the blender) Ow!

Orange: Whoa!

Tomato: Hey! Hey, hey, buddy, don't, no, don't press the button!

Orange: What'll that button do?

Tomato: Don't press the button! Don't press the button! Please don't press the button! - (the hand presses the button and he is turned into pulp)

(Tomato screams as is blended)

Orange: Ah!

Tomato: (screaming) Aaaaahhhh!!!!

Orange: Tomato, are you okay?

Tomato: (still screaming) Aaaaahhh!!!!

Orange: Wow, you're juicy! If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam! (laughs) Ooooh, ow!

(After a while, a plate with Tomato (as ketchup), a burger and fries is placed on the counter)

(Cuts to fadeout.)

(Cuts to Annoying Orange.)

Orange: (laughing) Hey, Tomato! Good to see ya! I was hoping we could "ketchup"! (laughs)

Tomato: (growls)

Orange: Get it? Ketchup! (laughs) Why aren't you laughing?

(The screen goes black with a text on the screen reading "Created by Daneboe, Written By: Spencer Grove, Daneboe. @ Gagfilms.com 2009." And with the text "Watch all the Annoying Orange episodes:" with the box showing two episodes "The Annoying Orange" and "Plumpkin" in the Daneboe version of this video.)

(The screen cuts to the Fruity Question of the Day card in the realannoyingorange version of the video.)