Space Toddler

The Space Toddler is a mythical and theoretical creature who is mentioned in The Day the Store Stood Still. It is said that he is so massive and powerful, that he uses stars as soccer balls and that he uses black holes as toilets. It is also thought that the reason that Earth spins is because the Space Toddler places one of his Space Hamsters inside of Earth. However, none of this is actually logical considering that they may have made a random over-sized hamster in an underground room run on a wheel for nothing.