Annoying Orange: Dr. Bananas/Transcript

Orange: [Motorboating], [sputtering down], Oh no, my motorboat ran out of gas.

Midget Apple: [Groans] It's about time.

Orange: Yeah. Good thing it runs on solar power. [Fluttering lips]

Pear: And it makes the exact same noice? Really?

Orange: [Laughs]

[hovercraft flies above]

Orange: Hey, something [indistinct] is going on here.

Dr. Bananas: Greetings and salutations! I am Dr. Bananas, the inventor of inventions that will both improve your life and blow your mind!

Pear: Whoa!

Orange; Pssh, I bet he dosn't have a solar powered motarboat.

Dr. Bananas: No, but I do have...this!

[Machine noice]

Orange, Pear and Midget Apple: Ooh!

Lime: Hmm, I wonder what that does.

[Machine blast]

Lime: Ah! [Explodes]

[Orange, Pear and Midget Apple Screem]

Dr. Bananas: Sorry guys, but there's no saftey on the annihilator. Speaking of whitch, who wants a annihilator?

Pear: Yeah, I think we're okay on the annihilator front.

Dr Bananas: That's fine. I have many nonlethal inventions as well: Slipper Dippers, Whoopsie Schnookums, and Wham Bam Packy Bams.

[laser blast]

Midget Apple: Oh! Ah! Thank you ma'am. Whoa...

Dr. Bananas: Your're welcome, That'll be $1000. Now, let's talk about you. Is there anything you wish you could have or do?

Orange: Me! Me! Ooh-Ooh! Sometimes I wish there were two of me so i could tell myself knock-knock jokes.

Dr.Bananas: Then perhaps you'd be interested in my Fruitlicator Duplicator.

Orange: Whoa!

Pear: No, you can't do this to us.

Radish: Uh...

Dr. Bananas; You just flip the switch and...

[beam shot]

Radish (Season 4): Ah! [Explodes]

Pear: [Yells in disgust]

Orange: Woah! That was totally rad...ish [laughs]

Midget Apple: [Groans]

Orange: What? Too soon?

Dr. Banana: Whoops, had the dial set to "decimate", ha.

Pear: What? Why would those two options ever be offered on the same dial?

Dr.Bananas: Now tell me, do you ever get annoyed?

Pear: Who? Me?

Dr. Bananas: Yes, you.

Orange: Hey, guess what it sounds like when a motarboat tries to touch it's tounge to it's eye. [Stiffled Raspberry] Mmm...

Pear: [Sighs] Yeah, I suppose I have something like that.

Dr Bananas: Well, worry no more, because Dr. Bananas patented Pester Bester, for all your annoyance avoidence needs, is here at your service.

Pear: Um, hey, that isn't going to decimate anybody, is it?

Dr Bananas: Of course not. There's no "decimate" on this particular dial.

Pear: [unsure] Okay,

[fruit fly noices]

Dr. Banana: Ah-ha, a volunteer. We'll simply point this nozzle in his direction and voila!

[Ray blast]

[Fly noices and explodes]

Pear: Ptew!

Orange: Whoa! Bye bye, Fly! [Laughs]

Dr. Bananas: Oh no, the dial was accidently set to "vaporize."

Pear: Again, why?

Orange: Hey, hey Mr Banana!

Dr. Bananas: My name is still Dr Bananas.

Orange: Sorry. Hey, hey Dr Bandanas!

Dr: Bananas: Not "Bandanas" Bananas.

Orange: Hey! hey, Dr.bananananananananananana!

Dr. Bananas: [Groans] It's like I made his thing just for you.

Orange: Hey! that makes me the best Pester Bester Tester. [laughs]

Dr:Bananal [Groans in annoyance]

Orange: [Stifled raspberry] Mmm...

Dr. Bananas: Ready, Aim, Fire!

[lazer noice] [orange continues motorboating]

Pear: Hmm, nothing happened.

Dr. Bananas: Oh wait, here's the problem. It appears the dial was set to "Pizza Party"!

[Festive music plays and all chears]

Midget Apple: Pizza party! Whoo-hoo!

[Scratch record[

Dr Bananas: Oh wait, I read that wrong. It was actually turned to "Knife."

[Dr Bananas groans in pain, others react in disgust]

Dr Bananas: Why...did...I...put...that...on...the...dial?

[dying choke]

Orange: Well, that's one way to make a banana split. [laughs]

Pear: Orange! Have a little respect, would you?

Orange: Sorry, my mistake. Dr Banana split! [laughs]

Pear: [groans deeply]