Thread:Neo Theta/@comment-5194340-20130112215134/@comment-24909230-20130112223719

Are you friggin' serious?

...Fine, I'll answer. Even though the answers are completely obvious.

Pear-is Hilton is Paris Hilton.

Charlie Spleen is Charlie Sheen.

Kiwi Kardashian is Kim Kardashian.

Lindsey Lo-Ham is Lindsey Lohan.

I don't even give a darn about celebrities, and I still know these names. They're in the news and on the Internet all the time. They are literally inescapable and everywhere.

For future reference, I don't work here anymore. This, right now, is part of the reason why.