Poppyseed! (Poppy Spoof)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Poppyseed! (Poppy Spoof).

Transcript
(The episode begins.)

Pear: (To Dr. Bananas) How's it looking, doc?

Dr. Bananas: Not well. (He throws his tool away.) It would appear Orange has sprained his tongue from too much of that "Nya-nya-nya-nya" thing.

Pear: (To Dr. Bananas) Actually, it's more like a... (He makes a nya-nya sound.)

Little Apple: (To Pear) No, no. It's more like... (Makes a nya-nya sound similar to Orange's.)

Grandpa Lemon: None of us can do it quite right. (To Orange) Orange, show Dr. Bananas how you do it.

Orange: (Attempts to nya-nya the perfect way, but his sprained tongue causes it to be muffled. The record scratches.)

Dr. Bananas: Oh my! This is worse than I thought! (To Orange) Orange, your tongue is hereby on bed rest. No nya-nya-nyaing, no talking, no touching your tongue to your eyeball, no spitting seeds.

Orange: But...

Dr. Bananas: (To Orange) No buts about it. I'm giving you this tongue cast. (He puts it on Orange's tongue.) Good day.

Pear: (To the others) Guys, Orange can't talk.

Little Apple: Orange can't talk?!

Pear, Little Apple and Grandpa Lemon: YEAH!!!!!!!!

Little Apple: He can't annoy us in any way, Dr.'s orders! (He laughs.)

Grandpa Lemon: I've been waiting for this day my entire life... and it's everything I hoped it would be!

Pear: The kitchen is finally gonna be normal for once! Can you imagine?! NORMAL!!!!!!!

(The record scratches.)

Stranger: (To Pear) Hey.

Pear: Huh?

Stranger: (To Pear) Hey. Down here. (The screen switches to a blue-violet seed wearing a dress, blond hair and a bow.) I'm Poppy Seed.

Pear: (To Poppy Seed) Uh, hey, Poppy Seed. I'm Pear. (To the others) So, anyway, what normal stuff do you guys wanna do--

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

Pear: (To Poppy Seed) Yeah, I know. You said that. Nice to meet ya'.

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed. (To Pear) Come closer.

Pear: (To the others) Um, should I do it?

Grandpa Lemon: (To Pear) I don't know, man. She's kinda freaky.

Little Apple: More like 50% freaky and 50% adorable. (To Pear) I'd say go for it.

Pear: Alright, here goes nothing. (He walks up to Poppy Seed.)

Poppy Seed: (To Pear) Come closer. (Pear takes a few steps towards her.) People tell me that I am a seed.

Pear: (To Poppy Seed) Well, those people would be correct. You are a--

Poppy Seed: What is it like to be a seed, I wonder? How fast does a seed grow?

Pear: Um, what?

Poppy Seed: I know many seeds.

Pear: (Whispering in frustration) Please Someone tag me out! I want out!

Poppy Seed: Seeds are round.

Pear: (Whispering in frustration) Seriously, you guys! I can feel my mind turning into jello!

Grandpa Lemon: I don't wanna talk to her!

Little Apple: Yeah, now I think she's 51% freaky.

Pear: Come on! Somebody else talk to Poppy Seed!

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

Pear: I know!

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

Pear: Okay!

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

Pear: That's it, okay, we're done here. I'm leaving. We're all leaving!

(They all walk away, only to encounter Poppy Seed on the other side.)

Poppy Seed: Hey.

(They all scream. Dr. Bananas going behind utensils.)

Grandpa Lemon: She's blocking the exit!

Poppy Seed: Hey.

Little Apple: Try another way!

(They run in a different direction. But they bump into Poppy Seed again, causing them to scream.)

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

Grandpa Lemon: She's everywhere!

(They run many different directions, only to bump into Poppy Seed each time. When they return to the counter, they spot her again.)

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

(They scream again.)

Poppy Seed: Seeds are round.

Pear: Again with the seeds?!

Grandpa Lemon: What is happening?!

(Orange groans in dismay. Note that his tongue is yellow.)

Poppy Seed: (As she continues talking, Little Apple and Grandpa Lemon walk away) Seeds are planted in the ground.

Pear: HOW DO WE STOP HER?!?!

(A rope drops from a cabinet. Orange and the others climb up to Dr. Bananas in a cabinet. Pear pants.)

Pear: Phew! Oh, I think we lost her.

Grandpa Lemon: Seriously? What the heck was that?!

Orange: Huh?

Little Apple: I think Orange's trying to say something!

Dr. Bananas: (To Orange) Don't do it, Orange. Doctor's orders, remember?

(Orange pulls out a notepad and starts drawing.)

Little Apple: What's he drawing?

(Orange gives Pear the notepad.)

Pear: Oh my God. It's a plan of how to get rid of Poppy Seed! And it's brilliant! (He holds up the notepad and turns it around, showing Orange spitting a seed at the toaster. The seed bounces off pots and pans, hits the refrigerator and into Poppy Seed.) You know how you fight fire with fire? Well, Orange is suggesting we fight seeds with seeds! He's suggesting one perfect seed spit to save us all!

Dr. Bananas: (To Orange) But, Orange! You can't! What about your tongue? You could cause permanent damage!

Pear: (To Dr. Bananas) What other choice do we have, man?!

Dr. Bananas: (To Pear) You're right. We have no choice. Make it count. We're all depending on you.

Orange: Okay. I can do this!

Grandpa Lemon: (To Orange) Alright, Orange! Hope you're ready! Okay. I'm opening the door in 3, 2, 1... (They all jump out of the cabinet and onto the counter.)

Poppy Seed: If you have more than one seed, you have seeds.

Little Apple: FIRE!!!

(A target projector shows the places Orange's seed will be shot at. Orange attempts to spit a seed, but only goes a few inches as it bounces off Little Apple and Grandpa Lemon's heads and onto the ground. The fruits groan in dismay.)

Dr. Bananas: Well, I guess we should've seen that coming. He is injured after all.

Grandpa Lemon: Ah, jimeny Christmas, we're doomed! Now we'll never get rid of Poppy Seed now!

Seed: (To Poppy Seed) Hey. I'm Orange Seed.

Grandpa Lemon: Huh?

Poppy Seed: (To Orange Seed) I'm Poppy Seed.

Orange Seed: I'm Orange Seed.

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed

Pear: (To Orange) Orange, I think you might have done it after all!

Orange Seed: (To Poppy Seed) Come closer. (Poppy Seed walks up to him.) Closer.

Poppy Seed: Seeds are meant to be planted.

Orange Seed: Seeds are meant to be watered.

Poppy Seed: I'm Poppy Seed.

Orange Seed: (To Poppy Seed) Come closer.

Poppy Seed: Hey.

Orange Seed: Hey. I'm Orange Seed.

Little Apple: What the heck are they talking about?

Pear: (To Little Apple) Who cares?!

Poppy Seed: As a seed, one day I might grow into a--

Orange Seed: Plant?

Poppy Seed: Yes. I may grow into a plant because I am a seed.

Orange Seed: No. Plant.

(Dane Boedigheimer picks Poppy Seed up into the garden.)

Poppy Seed: Oh no! AH!!! (She gets planted into the ground.)

Orange: WHOA!!!

(Poppy Seed grows into a giant poppy flower.)

Poppy: (To the fruits) Hi. I'm Poppy.

(The fruits scream in doom, ending the episode.)