The Annoying Trailer/Transcript

(announcer) He's cute.

He's annoying.

He's an orange.

Orange: [laughs]

-(announcer) There's no new video this week,

but starting next week, we return with all-new Annoying Orange episodes

and you won't believe all the exciting places he's going.

Orange: Like where? Where we going?

-(announcer) We can't tell you.

Orange: Why not?

-(announcer) It's a surprise.

Orange: Can I drive?

-(announcer) You don't have arms.

Orange: Should I bring a coat? Is it gonna be cold?

-(announcer) No, it won't be cold.

Orange: Is Pear going?

-(announcer) We can't tell you that either.

Orange: I'm not going if Pear's not going.

-(announcer) [scoffs] Let me finish.

New adventures, new friends, new foes.

Orange: Have I met them before?

-(announcer) No, you haven't met them before.

That's why it's new.

Orange: Bo-ring.

-(announcer) No, it won't be boring.

It's actually going to be very exciting.

Orange: Whatever.

Hey, voice!

-(announcer) [sighs] What?

Orange: Can you do this? Na-na-na-na-na-na...

-(announcer) Stop that.

Orange: Na-na-na-na-na-na...

-(announcer) Quit it!

Orange: Na-na-na-na-na-na...

-(announcer) Stop that! Would you...

Orange: Na-na-na-na-na-na...

-(announcer) Hey! Would you let me finish talking?

Orange: Fine. Geez.

-(announcer) Tune in next week for an all-new episode of Annoying Orange.

It's guaranteed to be--

Orange: Hey, voice!

-(announcer) What?

Orange: Text.

-(announcer) Ow! That hit me in the head!

[Orange laughs]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian