Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 4: Master Chef!/Transcript

Orange: Yo yo yo! What's up fruit lovers? It's A to the O back with the down-low. You guys got a ton of questions, And we got a ton of answers. Let's get to it!

Daneboe: (reading) Hey Orange, Can you fly using annoyingness as fuel?

Orange: Oh! Good question! I guess i never really tried! Until now!

(Orange starts imitating a motorboat and suddenly explodes)

Daneboe: It's time for Ask Orange!

Orange: Alright fruit fanatics! Let's get to the questions!

Daneboe: (reading) Can you do anything stupid?

Orange: Anything stupid? I can do everything stupid!

(The scene zooms out to reavel Orange juggling chainsaws on Unicycle while babbling)

Daneboe: (reading) Do you ever wish you were a fish?

Orange: Gill-ty as charged! [laughs]

Orange: Oh! Dinner!

(Orange rolls over to the worm while chanting nom and eats it)

Orange: Owww!

Daneboe: (reading) Where's my Cookie? Maybe Squash could answer this.

Cookie: Call off the search everybody! I'm right her-

(Squash squashes Cookie)

Squash: Ewww! Crumb bum! Gross!

Orange: Eww! Got milk? [Laughs]

(Crowd boos)

Orange: What, too soon?

Daneboe: (reading) What would happen if you shrunk?

Orange: If i shrunk, Little Apple would still be the smallest fruit in the kitchen! [laughs]

(Scene transitions to Little Apple)

Little Apple: Hey! Not cool orange! Besides, I'm not the smallest anymore now that my little brother's here to visit.

Mini Little Apple: Hey! What's up guys?

Orange: What?! It's mini little apple?!

Little Apple and Mini Little Apple: That's mini little apple,coward.

Daneboe: (reading) Will Knife, Iron Fist, and Copper Lincoln ever start a metal band together?

Orange: Maybe. If they do, I'm sure it will be "Heavy" [laughs]

(Scene transitions to Will Knife, Iron Fist, and Copper Lincoln playing together)

Iron Fist: Yeaaahhh!

Orange: Now, If there's one question we get all the time it's the next one. I guess everyone wants to know..

Daneboe: (reading) Is Marshmallow a boy or a girl?!?!

Orange: Ok guys, Let's get serious. Hey! Hey heavy metal band!

Iron Fist: Yeaaahhh!

Orange: Can you tell us whether Marshmallow's a boy or a girl?

Iron Fist: (singing) Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Marshmallow! Marshmallow! He? She? We don't know! It's marsh marsh marsh marsh Marshmallow!

Copper Lincoln: Now that's what i call a marsh pit. [laughs]

(Scene zooms out to reveal a crowd of Marshmallows cheering)

Daneboe: (reading) Can you put this comment on one of your videos randomly?

Orange: Ok.

Daneboe: (reading) Why don't you have a nose?

Orange: Wait? I don't have a nose? [screams]

Daneboe: (reading) Burp the abcs!

Orange: Ok! A.. B.. C.. D..

(Scene transitions to Pear while Orange is burping the abcs)

Pear: Ok, Next Question.

Daneboe: (reading) Why did the turkey cross the road?

Orange: Duh! He was making a "Pilgrim-age" [laughs]

Pilgrim: Hey! That's not funny!

Daneboe: (reading) Have you ever been attacked by Dancing Hippos?

Orange: NO PLEASE EVERYTHING BUT THAT!

(Dancing Hippos attacking Orange while he screaming)

Daneboe: (reading) What would happen if you met Master Chief from Halo.

Orange: Let's find out. Hey! Hey Master Chief!

Master Chief: That's Master "Chief"

Orange: Oh. Hey where you come from, master chief?

Master Chief: Halo.

Orange: Halo?! Your name is not Macaroni and Cheese?!

Master Chief: That doesn't even sound like my name. My team is fight against the other team.

Orange: No! Not you! Macaroni and Cheese!

Macaroni and Cheese: [laughs] Grenade out!

(Macaroni and Cheese throws a grenade to master chief and explodes)

Daneboe: (reading) Will Zombie George Washington ever star in your youtube series?

Zombie George Washington: ZGW would love to be on The Annoying Orange! However, ZGW doesn't think that the cherries will ever forgive him.

Cherries: Hey! That's the maniac that chopped down our tree! Get em boys!

(The cherries start chasing Zombie George Washington and scene transitions to Orange)

Orange: [laughs] Welp, I cannot tell a lie. That's all the questions we have time for this week. But be sure to leave us some more in the comments area below. I promise we'll be back next month with more Ask Orange! Until then, Party!

(Scene transitions to Will Knife, Iron Fist, and Copper Lincoln playing together)

Iron Fist: We are precious metal!

(Scene zooms out to reavel the Marshmallow crowd, Pear, Little Apple, Master Chief, and Pilgrim dancing while Zombie George Washington is being chased by the cherries)

Zombie George Washington: Aah! ZGW hates cherries! [screams]

Orange: Hey everyone! Thanks for watching my brand new video! Make sure you like it, And favourite it, And then send it to everyone! Like your mom, And your grandpa, And your grandpa's dog, And your goldfish, And that squirrel outside, And then send it to yourself! Yay!

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