Annoying Orange: Grapefruit's Revenge/Transcript

(The kitchen is dark, and Pear is telling a ghost story)

Pear: And then, she says, "But I saw Zucchini this morning!", and Tomato, he says, "But, that's impossible! I saw Zucchini get diced last week!"

Orange: Huh? I don't get it.

Pear: Zucchini's dead!

Passion Fruit: Hey! Trying to sleep over here!

Pear: Sorry, Passion.

Orange: I still don't get it.

Pear: Dude, it's a ghost story.

Orange: There's no goat in that story.

Pear: No, It's not about—Know what? Never mind—

Orange: Your story sucks. You'll be better if there was a goat.

Pear: It's not about goats!

Grapefruit's Sister: (Growling)

Orange: Hey! Who was that?

Pear: What? I don't hear anything.

Grapefruit's Sister: (Growling again)

Passion Fruit: Would you guys keep it down already?

Pear: Uh, Passion, That wasn't us.

Orange: I think it's the goat.

Passion Fruit: We have a goat?

Pear: Guys, look over there!

(Grapefruit's Sister is set down on the count)

Grapefruit's Sister: (Growling)

Passion Fruit: Oh my god! It's... it's... it's...

(the lights flicker on, giving a better view of her)

Grapefruit's Sister: Oooorrraaanngge!

Orange: It's Ms. Pacman!

Passion Fruit: Grapefruit! You're alive!? How did you—

Grapefruit's Sister: Save it, lady. I ain't here for you.

Orange: What are you for? Pellets? (Laughing)

Grapefruit's Sister: Listen up, losers! There's only one thing I want, and that's you, Orange.

Orange: Me? What did I do?

Grapefruit's Sister: You killed my brother!

Orange: Brother?

Passion Fruit: Grapefruit was your brother?

Grapfruit's Sister: Was is right, thanks to that little creep.

Orange: So, wait. Who are you?

Grapefruit's Sister: I'm his sister, you moron!

Orange: Sister?

Grapefruit's Sister: Oh, what? You just know see the bow?

Pear: Seriously dude, you couldn't tell?

Orange: Not really.

Pear: Dude, look at her, she's totally a fox!

Orange: Fox?!

Passion Fruit: (laughing) Pear's got the hots for Grapefruit's sister!

Pear: Hey! Not so loud!

Orange: She looks more like a clown! You're Chubby McChubby Clown! (laughing)

Grapefruit's Sister: (Growls)

Orange: Hey clown, do a trick!

Grapefruit's Sister: Hey, you wanna see a trick? How about I make your FACE disappear! How about that?

Passion Fruit: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody calm down!

Orange: Jeez! I think this clown is going out of her mime! (Laughing)

Grapefruit's Sister: Oh, I am gonna go homestyle on you, Orange!

Pear: Listen, I'm telling you! Orange didn't kill your brother.

Grapefruit's Sister: That's not what everybody else is saying!

Passion Fruit: Everybody else? How did you even hear about that?

Grapefruit's Sister: Are you kidding me? I heard through the grape vine!

Grape 1: Don't look at me!

Grape 2: I didn't tell anyone.

Grape 3: Me neither, how about you, Janie?

Janie: Uhhh...

Grape 1: Oh no!

Grape 2: Janie.

Janie: What?! I told like two people, okay?

(all grapes moan)

Grape 3: Nice one, Janie.

Passion Fruit: Seriously, you can't listen to anything those guys say.

Orange: Yeah, their a bunch of whiners! (laughing)

Grapefruit's Sister: (crying) I don't believe it, I came all the way here for nothing!!!

Orange: Uh oh! Chubby McChubby Clown's gonna cry!

Grapefruit's Sister: I'm not crying! (has a little tears)

Pear: Lay off, Orange, she's having a rough night.

Grapefruit's Sister: I don't get it. If it wasn't him, then who did it?!

Orange: Ooh! I know who did it, it was Knife!

Grapefruit's Sister: Who?!

Orange: Knife!

Dane Boedigheimer: (Cuts the grapefruit in half)

Grapefruit's Sister: (Screaming)

Orange and Pear: Ahhh!

Orange: (with Grapefruit's Sister screaming in the background) Kinda looks like a split! (Laughing) Must run in the family! (Laughs Again) Ooh, Ow!

(Daneboe takes Grapefruit's Sister away)

Orange: Kinda feels like déjà vu.

Passion Fruit: Wow. I'm going back to bed.

Pear: (sighs) Well, I guess it's the last we'll see of the Grapefruits.

Grapefruit's Second Cousin: Oh, not so fast, buddy! I'm Grapefruit's second cousin! I'm here to avenge his death.

Grapefruit's Grandpa: And I'm Grapefruit's grandpa! I'm here to avenge his death.

Grapefruit's Mailman: And I'm Grapefruit's mailman! And I got all this mail, and no forwarding address. So, I need some help here.