Jalapeño/Quote

As an adult

 * "Are you talking to me? Hello, my orange friend."
 * "Yes, yes she did. You see Orange, I have many names."
 * "No, I am not an apple. My name is... Jalapeño."
 * "Yes, my orange friend."
 * "I am."
 * "Interested? No. I am more than interested. And tell your friend she looks quite lovely today."
 * (chuckles) "Touché, Orange."
 * "You know, Orange, you remind me of someone".
 * "Yes, you see, my friend, I wasn't always so smooth."
 * "Ah, was I ever so young."
 * "Orange, you have no talent".
 * "But, you possess something more precious - you, my friend, are full of... pasión."
 * "No, it is true."
 * "Talent is a cheap call, but for a man who wears too much plaid."
 * "Do you think without passion, I could do this?"
 * (sings) "Tra-lalala, tra-lalala."
 * "Thank you, thank you."
 * "Ouch!"
 * "Amigo, you have cut me deeper than any woman I have ever met."
 * "Yes, and someday, he will come to us all."
 * "And yet, there is still light - the burning light of passion. It is now in your hands.
 * "Nor do I. But yet I am still..."
 * "(chuckles) Yes, my friend. I knew you wouldn't let me down. Ouch."
 * "Keep the passion burning, Orange. Keep it burning!"

As a child

 * "Hey, hey Habanero! Hey!"
 * "Habanero, hey!"
 * "Can you do this? Lalalalalalalalalala...tralalalalalalalalala! (laughs)
 * "Hey, Habanero!"
 * "Knife!"
 * "Aaaaaaahhhh!!!"