Annoying Orange - Kid Bubblegum/Transcript

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Pear, it's your turn!

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): You playin' or not?

(Camera swipes)

Pear: Yeah, just a sec, a moving van pulled up next door!

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): New neighbors!?

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Oh, we should invite them over to play Horse with us!

Orange: Little Apple's right, it' the Neighborly to do! (Giggle)

Bubblegum: Hiya guys!

(Record scratching)

Orange, Pear and Midget Apple (or Little Apple): (Screaming)

(Music starts playing)

Bubblegum: My name is Bubblegum, my family move into the kitchen next door.

Bubblegum: I was supposed to help my parents unpack the truck, but they said I should go outside and get some air, which really means they're tired of hearing me talk and want me to leave them alone for a while.

Bubblegum: Oh wow!

Bubblegum: You guys have a basketball hoop in your kitchen?

Bubblegum: We dont have a basketball hoop, we do have a swimming pool though.

Bubblegum: You guys like to jumprope?

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): We-

Bubblegum: Do you guys know where the nearest pony lives that I could ride?

Pear: Um...

Bubblegum: Do you guys know if there's a bowling alley nearby?

Bubblegum: I don't actually like bowling that much, It's just that we had a bowling alley near our old kitchen, and I'd always get free sodas because it had a vending machine that accidentally gave them away for free if you jiggled the Dr Pepper button just right.

Bubblegum: Hey, where did everyone go?

Bubblegum: Are we playing Hide-and-go-Seek?

Bubblegum: That's like my favorite game!

Bubblegum: Well my actual favorite game is Duck, Duck, Goose.

Bubblegum: Okay no, that's a lie, It's actually Freeze Tag; but I sometimes like Tetherball.

(Crickets chirping)

(Cheerful music plays)

Bubblegum: Grandma said I was talking too much and that I should go over and meet our new neighbors and make some new friends; so I came over here to say "Hi!" and to tell you that I have two ferrets and three gerbils, And the name of the furrets are Furball and Muffin, and the names of the gerbils are Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Bubblegum: And if you wanna come over and see them sometimes, you can, they're really nice, except Crackle bites sometimes.

Bubblegum: What are all your names?

Pear: I'm Pear, this is Orange, and this is-

Bubblegum: I'm practicing to break the world record for the largest bubblegum bubble ever blown, my brother says I'll never be able to do it, but my dad said I should go for it, my mom said I should go for it, too!

Bubblegum: I think they like it when I blow bubbles, because it means I can't talk while doing it.

Bubblegum: But at the same time, they might be supportive of my dreams.

Bubblegum: But hey, do you guys have grasshoppers here?

Bubblegum: We had grasshoppers at my old kitchen, and I caught 34 of them in a jar and named them Dave, Sammy, Mister Crinkles, Roberto-

Pear: Hey Bubblegum!

Pear: Maybe you could blow a bubble for us right now?

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Good call, it'll keep her mouth occupied for a while.

Bubblegum: Blow a bubble for you guys?

Bubblegum: That's a really really great idea!

Bubblegum: Because I haven't practiced much today, and I should really stick to my regimen if I wanna break the world record someday.

Bubblegum: (Woosh)

Bubblegum: (Gulp)

Pear: Ugh, peace and quiet.

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Now, back to Horse.

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): What does everybody have?

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): I have an H.

Pear: I have an H-O.

Orange: I have nothing, not even hands! (Giggle)

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Alright Pear, Orange is beating us, we gotta get Orange a letter.

Orange: You guys couldn't get me a letter even if you had a stamp! (Giggle)

Pear: Don't worry, I have a great idea for a super difficult shot you'll never be able to make.

Bubblegum: (Blows bubble)

Pear: Hyah!

(Basketball bouncing)

(Slam)

(Basketball bouncing)

Pear: Huh?

Bubblegum: Hiya guys!

Orange: Woah, who knew the neighbor kid was such an airhead? (Giggle)

Bubblegum: This isn't even as big as I can get, I can get way bigger if I had more gum, but my mom says I should eat my vegetables if I wanna get bigger someday, But that's gross because vegetables taste gross.

Bubblegum: And it also strikes me as a moral gray area, because some of my best friends at my old kitchen were vegetables.

Pear: I can't shoot, she's blocking the hoop!

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): So bounce it off her!

Pear: Okay...

Pear: Hyah!

(Ball whistles)

Bubblegum: And then after I forgot to feed our dog, my mom said "Bubblegum, no more dogs until the-

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Woah, nice shot Pear!

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Now you have to match it Orange!

Orange: You're on!

Orange: Bubble or nothing! (Giggle)

Bubblegum: And my brother got-

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: A new bike, but I had to ride his old one.

(Ball whistles)

Bubblegum: But that's okay, because mom said-

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Orange: (Boing)

Bubblegum: That as soon as I-

(Ball whistles)

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: Can ride without training-

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: Wheels, I-

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: Can pick out-

(Ball whistles)

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: A new bike-

(Ball swipes)

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: That is-

(Ball whistles)

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: Any color that I-

(Ball swipes)

Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!

(Ball slam dunks)

Bubblegum: Want.

Orange: (Giggle)

Bubblegum: Pink is probably my favorite color, wait no that's a lie, it's actually yellow

(Wind blows)

Bubblegum: but also blue sometimes and well-

Bubblegum: Okay, it looks like the wind has decided it's time for me to go home now!

Bubblegum: But hopefully, I'll see you guys soon, and we can catch some grasshoppers maybe.

Bubblegum: Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to tell you guys the names of the rest of my grasshoppers!

Bubblegum: There was Susan, Dia, Clint, Double Baggins, Ronaldo, Jiminy Grasshopper, Jan, Fran, Pan, Dan, Stan-

Orange: Fan?

Bubblegum: Yep, one of them was named Fan, and also there was Chan, San, Bam-

Orange: No, fan!

(Record scratches)

(Fan spinning)

(Bubble pops)

(Ominous music plays)

Orange: Uh oh, I think that really burst her bubble!

(Background music starts playing)

Bubblegum: Aw man, I popped!

Bubblegum: Nobody tell my mom, please!

Bubblegum: Pretty, pretty, please with whipped cream on top?

Bubblegum: She gets really embarrased every time I pop.

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Let's scram before she starts talking again.

Pear: Good call.

(Bubblegum stretches and boings)

(Record scratches)

Pear: Huh?

(Ominous music starts playing)

Bubblegum: Ooh, Pop!

Bubblegum: That reminds me of my gerbils.

Bubblegum: I'm thinking of getting a 4th gerbil anmed Crispy, but I'm not sure.

Bubblegum: Maybe a better name would be-

(Pear grunting and bubblegum stretching)

Bubblegum: Pudding, or Biscuit, or Sonny Bono, or maybe Moonbeams, or maybe-

Pear: I- can't- escape, I'm- stuck!

Bubblegum: Duckface (or Ducktape) or maybe Fancybutter or Chicken Little, or perhaps Steven Zorbit!

Orange, Pear and Midget Apple (or Little Apple): (Screaming in despair)

(Outro music plays)