Annoying Orange vs. Street Fighter/Transcript

Announcer: Japan.

Orange: Good luck, Rye-you. I should warn you: I’m an orange belt! (laughs)

Ryu: Umm, I hate to be that guy, but you said my name wrong. It’s actually “Ryu”, not “Rye-you”.

Orange: Oh. Well, that’s easy to remember. Because it rhymes with P.U.! (laughs)

Ryu: You know what? I’m gonna enjoy KICKING your orange behind!

Announcer: Round 1! Fight!

Ryu: Hadouken!

Orange: Huh? Did you just say Hoboken?

Ryu: No! Hadouken!

Orange: Like Hoboken, New Jersey?

Ryu: I did not say “Hoboken, New Jersey”.

Orange: Oh, good. Because that’s MY special move. Hoboken! Hoboken!

(maps of New Jersey emerge from Orange’s non-existing hands, which hit Ryu)

Ryu: (groans) Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!

Orange: (laughs) You say a lot of funny words, Ray-you. (laughs)

Ryu: It’s Ryu!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Hey, knock-knock.

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: Oh.

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Knock-knock!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: I don’t wanna! I wanna fight!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Knock-knock!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: For the love of Pete, who’s there?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Rye-you.

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: (groans) Rye-you who?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Rye-you pronounce Ryu wrong? (laughs)

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: (growls) Shoryuken! Shoryuken!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Wha– what are you saying now?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: Shoryuken!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Are you saying “sure you can”?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: No, I’m saying, “Shoryuken!”

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Nuh-uh, I think you’re saying “sure you can”. Hey, hey Ray-you, can I date your sister?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: Shoryuken!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Thanks! I’ll be sure to treat her real nice. (laughs)

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: (deep growls)

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Hey, can I have your mom’s phone number?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: Shoryuken!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Great! (laughs) Hey, can I try too?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ryu: Shoryuken!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: OK. Sure you Ken!

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">(Ken squishes Ryu to death)

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: (laughs) Get it? Sure you Ken?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Ken: (chuckles) Who’s next?

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">Orange: Wow! I really liked your Ken-do spirit. (laughs maniacally) Hoboken.

<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;line-height:18.005px;">(a giant NJ map squishes Ken to death, resulting in Orange winning)