User blog:Knife!/The Short Cut - Magazine - 18/5/2011

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'''Welcome to 'The Short Cut', an online magazine created by the self-proclaimed 3rd best member: Knife! behind Brainulator9 and MHLU. This will give you updates on things I like so mainly WWE, association football and sometimes the odd Annoying Orange. Ok, lets get started'''

WWE
Now, in WWE at the moment it is a bad moment for divas as the force Kharma is destroying everyone. Some of her victims up to date are: Michelle McCool, Layla and Eve. The Bella Twins should be aware.

Now onto one of my favourite wrestlers: Randy Orton! The current world heavyweight champion is on top of the P25 list. I cannot wait for Over The Limit to see him defend his title against Christian.

From favourite to hated: Michael Cole. I see him as a greedy arrogant waste. It is him versus the rest of the world as everyone hates him after he tripped Layla leaving her to be destroyed by Kharma. Shame Kharma didn't destroy him.

Association Football
A good day for all you Manchester United fans out there, we've won the most coveted domestic league in Europe - the Barclays Premier League. Now heading into our final game against Blackpool is a 5-0 win possible? I hope so

More news on Manchester United, once we play Blackpool we have a short rest before the match everyone is talking about: the Champions League final against FC Barcelona - our greatest foreign rivals. Manchester United have a strong rivalry against Barcelona. First we beat them 1-0 over two legs. Then they beat us 2-0 in the final the next year. And the tension hasn't been higher since.