Annoying Orange Marketing Promo Reel/Transcript

Transcript
Voice: Only one web series has over 800 million video views.

Orange: Hey Apple.

Apple: What!!

Orange: Knife.

Apple: Huh (Screams while getting knifed)

Orange: Ew! Oh!

Voice: Over 2.1 million youtube subscribers.

Orange: Hey, who cut the chese? (laughs)

Cheese: You say that one more time, and I swear I'm going to hurt you.

Voice: Over 9.5 million Facebook fans.

Orange: Hey, hey Professor Snapefruit.

Grapefruit: What?

Orange: Your an apple! (laughs)

Grapefruit: I most certainly am not an apple.

Orange: Yeah-huh. Apple-cadabra. (Poof noice) Hey Snapefruit are you embaresed because you're looking a little red. (laughs with Pear and Passion while Grapefruit grunts)

Voice: Its own iPhone and iPad games.

Orange: Hey, your an apple. Hey, what's wrong banana, you don't look like your peeling very well. (laughs).

Voice: Created sevral merchandising opportunities.

(Funky Jazz music plays)

Voice: And has featured Oscar-Nominee James Caan.

Jalapeño: Ouch. (Orange and Fruit Basket scream.)

Orange: Chili Gordo.

Jalapeño: Amigo, you have cut me deeper than any woman I have ever met.

Voice: And that show is The Annoying Orange.

(Orange's theme song plays)

Different Voice: He spits seeds!

And he is great!

He's riding a pony in rollerskates!

He slides to work on a rainbow!

And cleans his plaaate ...

He's Orange! Annoying Orange!

He's Orange! Annoying Orange!

He's Orange!

Orange: (laughing)