User blog:JKaffekimbo/Episodic Extravaganza Entry: Annoyingness Machine

Plot
Orange and Golden Delicious, after annoying the Cherries, see Dane placing a strange machine on the counter: they soon discover that it's a machine that converts annoyingness into electric energy.

Transcript
Orange: Ok, Golden Delicious! Are you ready?

Golden Delicious: Of course I am!

Orange and Golden Delicious: (in chorus) Cherry!

Cherry 1: Holy Juice! What do you want?

Cherry 2: Just tell us and leave us alone! We're watching "How I met your Mother"!

Cherry 1: So, what is it.

Orange: Can you spit seeds?

Cherry 1: Of course we can! Look!

(both the cherries spit a seed. one of the seeds hole Red Bull)

Red Bull: Oh crap! I never though it would happen! Though it will be difficult, it will be funny breathing with a gaping hole in the chest!

Cherry 2: Sorry Red Bull!

(Dane Boedigheimer places the Annoyingness Machine on the counter)

Orange: What's that?

Voice: This, Orange, is the Annoyingness Machine. This device will turn your annoyingness into pure electricity!

Golden Delicious: Really?

Voice: Yes!

Orange: Ok, let's try!

Voice: Perfect! Now put these masks on your face! In every mask, there is a microphone! If you will say something annnoying, the machine will power one of my electric devices.

Orange: Cool!

Voice: Ok, let's begin with the annoyingness!

Orange: Hey Golden Delicious!

Golden Delicious: What?

Orange: Why did the dealer stop dealing cards when his friends were playing poker?

Golden Delicious: Because it was not a... big deal? (both Orange and Golden Delicious laugh)

Orange: Oh, I forgot it was time to sing!

Orange and Golden Delicious: (in chorus) La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Golden Delicious: Wait Orange! You're doing it all wrong!

Orange: What?

Golden Delicious: We must sing louder!

Orange: Ok!

Orange: I'm an Orange!

Golden Delicious: You're not me!

Orange and Golden Delicious: Jigsaw has to take a pee!

Cherry 1: Hey Annoyingness Machine Guy!

Cherry 2: Could you...

Voice: What?

Cherry 1: Could you just stop that demoniac device?

Voice: Hmm, yes maybe later!

(Orange and Golden Delicious continue singing)

Cherry 1: Don't you see that?

Cherry 2: And don't you hear that?

Voice: Hmm, no. Wait!

Cherry 2: Do you think he understood our message?

Cherry 1: Maybe...

Voice: Stop that!

(Golden Delicious stops singing)

Golden Delicious: Why on Earth should we do it?

Voice: you're overpowering the machine!

Golden Delicious: (chuckles) Yeah, right! (returns to sing)

Voice: No! Stop that!

(the machine begins smoking)

Voice: Stop!

(the lights go out)

Voice: STOOP SINGING YOU BRAINLESS FRUITS!!!

(the machine begins burning, the kitchen is on fire)

Orange: Whoa!

Golden Delicious: That's the fire burning inside us!

(Both Orange and Golden Delicious laugh)

Voice and Cherries: (in chorus) Oh god!