Annoying Orange: Fortune Cookie/Transcript

Orange: Hahahaha... ooh, hey, hey I got one! Why did the chicken coss the road?

Egg Roll: I dunno why?

Orange: Because the egg roll'd! Hahahahaha...

Egg Roll: Yeah, like I haven't heard that before.

Orange: Get it EGG ROLL'D hahahahaha....

Egg Roll: Whoa, hey whats goin' on!? (screams)

(Daneboe comes and eats Egg Roll)

Fortune Cookie: Where he has gone, no fruit may follow.

Orange: Huh?

Fortune Cookie: Well at least not for a couple of hours. haha...

Orange: Whoa, you're a talking... thingamajig.

Fortune Cookie: No, No i'm not.

Orange: Yeah, ya are. You're talking right now.

Fortune Cookie: No, not like that i'm a...

Orange: Hey, Hey thingamajig you're face looks like a flower

Fortune Cookie: What?

Orange: Yeah, like two lips, hahahaha...

Fortune Cookie: Thats just... no, no I'm a fortune cookie.

Orange: Fortune? Wow. You're like a Sugar Daddy hahahaha...

Fortune Cookie: Not money "fortune, "fortune" like fortune teller.

Orange: Sweet, read my palm, read my palm!

Fortune Cookie: Uhh... you don't have any

Orange: Aw, what a "Gyp..sy" hahahaha...

FC: Ugh...

Orange: So hey, whats gonna happen now?

Fortune Cookie: what do you mean

Orange: I thought you could tell the future

Fortune Cookie: Well it's not always like that

Orange: Hey, hey what am I gonna say now?

Fortune Cookie: I don't know

Orange: WRONG! I was going to say; Wolololololo (burps) hahahahaha...

FC: Shut Up!

Orange:ooh what am i going to say now

FC: You're an idiot!

Orange: Nope i was going to say Nya Nya Nya Nym Nym Nym Nym Nym Nya Nya Nya Nya

Fortune Cookie: Okay, I get it. Just Stop Already.

Orange: Hey, hey are you related to Misfortune Cookie?

Fortune Cookie: Misfortune Cookie? Who's Misfortune Cookie?

Misfortune Cookie: So you're gonna get cut in half, and you're gonna get crushed by an anvil, and you're gonna get fruit flies.

(all fruits scream while an anvil crushes Radish, fruit flies swarm Kiwi, and Apple gets cut in half.)

Orange: yeah, she's not very popular

Fortune Cookie: Oh, don't worry. She's about to go to pieces

MFC: Excuse Me? Aah!

(Daneboe crushes Misfortune Cookie leaving a fortune behind)

Orange:Whoa, I guess thats how the cookie crumbles hahahaha... Hey what's that?

FC: Oh, Thats a fortune

Orange: Wow, I thought it would be bigger hahahaha...

FC: Ughmm

Orange: Hey, what's it say?

FC:"Thumb"? But that doesn't make any sense.

Orange: What's the matter can't put your finger on it? Hahahaha...

Fortune Cookie: Weird, Maybe it was a dud.

Orange: Nah, I'm Pretty sure she was a cookie hahahahaha...

FC: Oh shut up.

Orange: Hey, I thought you were supposed to be a sweet talker. Hahahahaha...

FC: Grrrrr... Seriously, I don't wanna hear another peep out of you, okay?

Orange: Hey, hey hey, Mr. Fortune Cookie!

FC: What?

Orange: Thumb

FC: Aah!!

Orange: Whoa, Got milk? hahahaha... ooh, OW. And that's why you never pick up a hitchhiker hahahaha...

Misfortune Apple Ow!, This really hurts

Orange: Whoa, Apple you're still alive.

Misfortune Apple: Yeah, it's just a peel wound i'll be fine. Hey, whats that?

Orange: Oh, it's a fortune

Misfortune Apple: Really, well what's it say?

Orange: Knife

Misfortune Apple: Oh, I wonder what That Means. Ahhh!!

(Misfortune Apple gets Knife'd)