Annoying Orange: Apple Keynote Address

Apple Keynote Address is the twenty-first episode of Season 8 and the 421st episode in the whole series.

Plot
Apple comes up and introduces the panel. First up, Orange and he introduces the Apple iKnife. A more efficient knife that can chop trough more fruit. Pear tries to talk some sense to the foods in attendance. But Apple (not wanting to admit it), throws Pear in the pit of naysayn. Next up, Marshmallow and introduces the main event, the Apple iMoney Vacuum. A vacuum that can suck up money. The audience are in love with it. Except Pear of course. So Jim the Walnut throws tigers in the pit. And finally, Grapefruit introduces the Apple iApple. But it turns to be a replica of Apple. So a strawberry from the audience grabs a bazooka assuming he hit one of the apples, but he actually shot Pear twice. Then they all left. And Jim throws one more tiger in there for good measure.

Fruity Question of the Day
What will Apple come up with next?

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