Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned 3: Plumpkin/Transcript

Pear (voice): Here at Annoying Orange, we caption every video for our hearing impaired fans. And also because Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!

(The title "The Annoying Orange 2 Crappy Captioned" appears from behind a black background. Orange is heard)

Orange: I'll a singing a song (sings) Laila wah wah (title card fades and Orange is seen singing and rocking back and forth) wah wah wah, I love a love!

(screen cuts to the counter beside the stovetop, Daneboe puts Pumpkin on the counter forcefully with a thud)

Pumpkin: (as Daneboe puts him on the counter) Oomph! Thanks a lot! Gettin' real sick and tired of being dragged all over the place!

Orange: O! You're the biggest orange I've ever seen!

Pumpkin: (balancing on an Orange clone) Life on an orange.

Orange: You must be my big brother!

Pumpkin: I met your brother...

Orange: (pulls an iPhone out with I.R. Orange calling) Yeah? I.R.? I'm orange, you're orange, we're both barges.

(Pumpkin is a barge and honks, Orange is a barge that says "SS Orange" and it honks too)

Pumpkin: I'm not an orange I'm a pumpkin.

Orange: Popkin? Don't you mean Plotkin? (laughs)

Pumpkin: (with IT beside him) There happy you know it's IT. (IT laughs)

Orange: (laughs) That's real funny. A pumpkin.

Pumpkin: It's "pumpKIN."

Orange: (5 bales of hay, 2 on the left side, 3 on the right) Hay- he talkin!

(screen cuts to the window with sunlight shining through, the light his Pumpkin and he grows)

Orange: Light touch you get so plump! It sweet!... Talkin, wanna see a trick?

Pumpkin: Not really, I-

Orange: He betta! (burps, laughs)

Pumpkin: That's not even a trick!

Orange: (camera zooms out to see Pear coming to orange, then whispers at Pear) He Talkin.

Pumpkin: It's PUMPKIN!

Orange: (holds an orange extension cord) A plugin?

Pumpkin: grrrrr (spits a seed at Orange, but doesn't hit Orange)

Orange: (seed lands in front of him) Lacked! Can you get your eyeball with your tall?

Pumpkin: No.

Orange: You- have you tried it yet? Try?

Pumpkin: Don't wanna try.

Orange: (sets up a wooden ladder, climbs up and tries to touch his eyeball with his tongue) And thennn… almost.... and... (strains)

Pumpkin: You stop that!

Orange: (still trying to do it) I almost got it!

Pumpkin: Orange, knock it all!

Orange: (loses his balance and falls with the ladder flying away from him) Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! (ladder hits Pumpkin in the face) You're not trying!

Pumpkin: All my God! Stop It!

Orange: (It is beside him) IT??? (it and orange fight while screaming, It is knocked out)

Pumpkin: You know, I'm a pretty relaxed guy. Most of the time it takes a lot to get me ill, but you- you are driving me crazy! And I've only been here what, a minute? (suddenly calm) You don't shop "EST Pocket Pocket."

Orange: (at a mall with a clothing store called EST Pocket Pocket) Nuh-uh.

Pumpkin: Not "Orange", not "Plotkin", I'm not your brother. (Orange is seen with his tongue out of his mouth like doing a nya nya, then turns white while making that face, Orange babbles) What is white mumbling and making that face?

Orange: NIGHT! (lights turn out)

Pumpkin: Uhh?

Orange: (lights turn on) Special!

Pumpkin: Waaaaaaay!

Orange: Scare you inside out! (puts on a green skull mask)

Pumpkin: (is inside out and crumbles to death) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(screen cuts to Orange and Pear, Pear is on an iPhone and Orange is extending the extension cord with the plugin wearing a hard hat and toolbelt)

Orange: Page the plugin. He talkin. Page a plugin. Somebody come up based on your plight.

(the plugin sweeps Pumpkin's remains)

Orange: Way A delighted.