Annoying Orange: The Fruitbowl/Transcript

(music playing)

Ham Williams, Jr.: Hey everybody! It's Ham Williams, Jr. here, and I wanna know, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FRUITBALL!!

Orange: Woohoo! I guess nobody told him he was getting fired! (laughs)

Pear: Hello everybody, and welcome to the 46th annual Fruitbowl!

Orange: That's XLVI in Italian!

Pear: It's gonna be a heck of a matchup today as the New England Plantains take on the New York Gi-Apples. Let's check in with our lifeline on the sideline, Little Apple.

Orange: Hey, that's Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: That's right, Pear. We're just moments away from the kickoff, and the tension is so thin, you can cut it with a - knife!

(Orange and Pear scream)

Midget Apple: (laughs) Just kidding. The only thing with anything to worry about is this guy! Meet this year's fruitball! He looks fine now, just wait until the game is over - woah! AH AH AHHHH!

Orange: Game on!

Midget Apple: (nausesouly screams) Guys, I'm not a ball! Ah ah!

Pear: Oh! That's gotta hurt!

Orange: Let's see the instant replay! (slow-motion kicking sounds) Talk about a foot in your mouth! (laughs)

Pear: Meanwhile, it's 3rd and 15 for the Gi-Apples.

Orange: Well Pear, it looks like they're gonna have to come up with something big!

Various members of the Gi-Apples: Hut hut hike!

Pear: He takes the snap.

Midget Apple: Put me down already! I'm not a fruit-woah-woahh-ahh! (cheering)

Pear: Interception!

Orange; Woah! And this is all a dream? (midget apple screaming)

Pear: And the interception is returned for a touchdown!

Midget Apple: Ahh!

Orange: Woah! Midget Apple just got planted! (laughs)

Pear: It's very hard to pass against the Plantains.

Orange: I'm not surprised. Midget Appple always comes up short! (laughs)

Pear: It's 4th and looong for the Gi-Apples. (players screaming) And they're going for it!

Gi-Apples Quarterback: Hike!

Pear: (midget apple screaming) Drops back to pass - oh it's a handoff!

Midget Apple: Ahhh!

Pear: And Midget Apple is loose!

Orange: Woah! It's a rumble for the fumble!

Midget Apple: Ahhhhh! Let's play touch! Ahhhhhh!

Pear: And the Plantains have it!

Orange: Woah! How do they have the energy to do that?!

Pear: Well, it looks like somebody's been drinking Zooom! The official beverage of Fruitbowl XLVI!

Orange: Everything's faster with Zoom!

Pear: That's right, Orange! In fact, this game is so fast, the first half is already over!

Orange: Wow!

Pear: It's time to check out the star of this year's halftime show, give it up for Marshmallow!

Marshmallow: I'm a marshmallow! Woo! With a greasy inside! I'm a ma-aa-a-arshmallow on a unicorn! And puppies! Heheehee!

Ham Williams, Jr.: Can someone tell me what unicorns have to do with fruitball?!?! aHHHHHH!

Princess Butterfly Kiss: Neigh!

Pear: Woah! Talk about a wardrobe malfunction!

Orange: Uhh! That's ko sher! (laughs)

Pear: And the second half is underway!

Midget Apple: Oh no! Did I miss Madonna?! AHH