No More Mr. Knife Guy (song)

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The song No More Mr. Knife Guy is a song that is briefly sung during the title card sequence in the episode of the same name. The full song was made into a YouTube video that was posted by the Annoying Orange channel 3 years after the episode's release.

Lyrics
Peter Coffin:

I used to see lots of fruits and greens, till they,

Got a hold of me!

I opened food, and not just pastries,

I've cut a rind in three!

I've got no friends that are grown on acres,

Not even beans!

Or seeds!

And they're gettin' all chopped down, and I'm,

I'm feeling mean!

No more Mr. Knife Guy!

He needs sharpeni-i-i-ing!

No more Mr. Knife Guy now!

''He's real slick! He's got shee-ee-ee-een!''

The Orange screamed when he saw me today,

The Pear ran in fright,

Marshmallow said somethin' 'bout rainbows,

Even Grapefruit hides!

I wanna stop, because I can't cope,

But everybody knows,

This endless cycle of choppin up things,

It is my only role!

They said...

No more Mr. Knife Guy!

He needs sharpeni-i-i-ing!

No more Mr. Knife Guy now!

''He's real slick! He's got shee-ee-ee-een!''

Trivia

 * Only the last two lines of the song's refrain are heard in the episode it shares it's name with.
 * It is a parody of No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper.