Talk:Annoying Orange: Orange Goes Hollywood/Transcript

[Annoying Orange] Hey! Hey, Egghead, hey!

[Eggplant] I told you, it’s Eggplant!

[Annoying Orange] What? You can’t be an egg and a plant at the same time.

[Eggplant] I’m not made of eggs.

[Annoying Orange] That’s “over easy” for you to say. [laughs]

[Eggplant] Man, shut yo’ mouth, man, come on!

[Annoying Orange] Hey! Hey, Egghead!

[Eggplant] What? What?!

[Annoying Orange] Knife!

[Eggplant] [ahhhhhhhhh]

[Annoying Orange] Geez, Egghead really got scrambled. [laughs] Ooh, ow.

[Corn's Arrives] [tires screech]

[Corn 1] Did you see that?

[Corn 2] Ah, that was totally–

[Corn 1] Brilliant!

[Corn 2] Oh, yeah! Yeah, brilliant!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Wow! Now that’s an earful! [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] That’s it. The puns, the jokes, the comedic timing, you’re perfect!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Nuh-uh, I’m an orange.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Oh no, you’re not.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] I’m not?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] You, my friend, are gonna be a star!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange - Orange Goes Hollywood]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] Dude, I can’t believe they want you to be a movie star!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Midget Apple] Yeah, you think you can get me a part in your movie?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Okay, but only if it’s a little part. [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Midget Apple] [groans] I really set myself up for that one.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Okay, Orange, before we start production on your feature, we need to address a few things.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Why? Are you sending me fan mail already? [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] [mocks laugh] No.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] We just need a couple of minor changes.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Like what?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Well, for starters, the hair.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Do you like it? I style it myself. [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Bieber Fever is the new pandemic and we know audiences will really respond to a similar ‘do.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Here ya go, buddy. (give Orange a wig resembling Justin Bieber’s Hair Style)

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Oof! What the?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] (both) Love it!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Ugh. It looks like a dog’s eating my head.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Now let’s work on that voice.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Okay. Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] [mocking laugh] No.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Our studies indicate that people like British accents more than any other.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Yes! We need a British accent.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange With Cockney Accent] Gov’na. By Jove, why didn’t you say so? Cheerio. [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Oh, that is so great.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Eh, not so much.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] That’s totally what I was thinking. Maybe we could just dub it.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Oh, we could get Russel Brand.

[Corn 1 & Corn 2]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">(both) Love it!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] I don’t know, guys.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Really not feeling this location.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Me either. Me either. Oh, I’ve got it.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] What do you got?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] A tropical island!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] You hear that, guys? We’re going to a tropical island! Yaaay!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] [groans in disappointment because the back-screen changes to a tropical island only]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Now let’s meet your new cast.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Say hello to Broccoli. He’s your new bad-boy best friend.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Brock - Broccoli] Yo, call me Brock, bro!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] Wait-wait-wait-wait a minute. I’m Orange’s best friend.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Yeah, that’s what they all say.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Oh, and check out your new little buddy, it’s Russel the Brussel!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Russel In British Accent - Brussels Sprout] Neato burrito.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Midget Apple] Hey! That’s my catchphrase!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Hey! Quiet down! I’m trying to introduce the new fruits.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] But those guys aren’t even fruits.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] What’s the matter, guys? Don’t you wanna veg out? [laughs] (Corn Throws Sunglasses on Orange) Hey!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Oh, those lenses look great!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] The hipsters are gonna…

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] (both) Love it!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] Oh, come on. Orange, don’t you see what’s happening here?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Sort of. But everything looks kind of blurry now.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Midget Apple] [groans] Not the glasses.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] Look Orange, you’re not perfect, but nobody is. We’ve all got flaws, but that’s exactly what makes us special.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Um… yeah, I guess.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Don’t listen to them, Orange. They’re just jealous.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Yeah, we’re not the bad guys. We’re just trying to make you better.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] You’re trying to make me butter?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 2] Better.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Butter?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] Better!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Butter?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] (both) Better!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Yeah, butter! (Human Takes Both Corn’s Away)

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] (both) Huh?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Ah!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">(Human Puts Butter On Corn)

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] Ew! Get it off, get it off, get it off!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] It could be worse. At least it’s not margarine. [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1] What’s wrong with you? Don’t you know who I am?

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] Yeah, you better leave him alone. He’s got more “kernels” than an army. [laughs]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] [corn screaming]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">(Human Eating On Corn)

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Corn 1 & Corn 2] Oh God, stop! Stop!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Annoying Orange] [disappointed]: Oh. I guess that means there won’t be a sequel.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] Ah, don’t get down on yourself, Orange. Besides, I don’t think being a star is all it’s cracked up to be.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[engine starting, hip-hop playing]

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Pear] What the? Little Apple!

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[Midget Apple - Sitting In The Sports Car with Hip Hop Music] What? I didn’t hear anybody call dibs.

<p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;">[laughter]