Storytime: The Sword in the Stone



"The Sword in the Stone" is the 24th installment in the Storytime sub-series.

Summary
Pear reads the exciting story of the sword in the stone!... But, Orange has his ways. How do famous wrestlers help Arthur find the sword in the stone?

Plot
Pear greets to viewers and tells them that he's gonna read about the Sword in the Stone. But he finds Orange playing with a butterfly. He then sees him watching TV. He then knows the story as "Stone in the Sword," but Pear corrects him saying "Sword in the Stone." He then is seen watching a sunset. He then gets full focus and he tells Pear that he's gonna listen to the story the entire time, but he returns to watching the sunset, but Pear says the show must go on, and the story begins.

Long, long ago in a kingdom, the King of England died with no heir (children). The king raspes and passes out. Orange then explains that if he doesn't have any air, he's gonna die. Pear then corrects him that when he said heir, he meant "children." He then tells him that they have movers that can give you rock bottom prices from their company: "Moving On...".

After the king's death, a sword was put into an anvil in the middle of London and had an inscription: "Whoso pulleth out the sword of the stone and anvil, is rightwise king born of all England, but Orange reads it as "Whofo pulleth out the thword in the thwone." Pear tells him that those were S's.

The one who pulled it out would be crowned king of England. Unfortunately, no-one, how big and strong they were, couldn't pull it out, until Orange says that WWF superstar "Macho Man" Savage Randy Savage arrived, but Pear cut him short.

Then, one day, a young but weak lad named Arthur was preparing to become a squire to his buff brother name "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

His brother shot an arrow into the forest and met a wizard supposedly name Hulk Hogan. Orange then tells Pear that he will only listen to the story if there are wrestlers.

He then taught Arthur many lessons about life, like doing a pile driver.

Since no-one could pull the sword out, they decided to crown one of them in The Great Tournament (Presented by The Original Burger King.) Arthur's brother entered, but Arthur forgot his sword!

Arthur rushed in a panic to find a sword to have for the tournament. He saw the sword, pulled it out, and found out it was the sword in the stone!

He had been crowned the new King of England and wore the WWF championship belt in honor and he ends the story, as Pear releases a huge groan.