Daneboe's Salad

Daneboe's Disgusting Salad was a recipe that was the main subject of the episode How to Make the Annoying Orange. It was seen being prepared by Dane Boedigheimer with Salad Bowl constantly judging him on how to make a proper salad.

Ingredients

 * 1 head of lettuce
 * 1 bell pepper
 * 1 tomato
 * 1 red onion
 * 3 eggs
 * 2 lbs of uncooked rice
 * 4 fish
 * 1 loaf of bread
 * 1 bottle of salad dressing

Preparation

 * Be sure to set all of the ingredients onto a flat surface. Do not put any of it in the bowl yet!
 * Use a chef's knife to slice the lettuce violently.
 * Use a hammer to smash the bell pepper and the red onion.
 * Smash the tomato into a fine paste using your bare fists.
 * Be sure to do the same with only one egg.
 * Put the entire bag of rice into the salad. Make sure it is uncooked white rice.
 * Put one fish in the salad.
 * Dump the entire loaf of bread onto the salad. Make sure that the loaf is pre-sliced.
 * Put another fish into the salad.
 * Put all of the contents of the salad into a large salad bowl.
 * Dump an entire bottle of salad dressing into the bowl.
 * Put the remaining two eggs into the salad bowl.
 * Toss the salad bowl with all of the contents of the salad in it against the nearest wall.
 * Put one fish into the remainder of the salad (optional).