Misfortune Of Being Ned: Ned Meets The Annoying Orange/Transcript

(Ned runs)

Ned: Yo, Sketchy Dude, What's Up?

Sketchy Dude: Hey Kid! You like that magic door? Leads to a famous YouTube Show. Just five bucks.

Ned: Whoa! Now That's A Bargain! Oh Boy, I Wonder if i'll meet Smosh, Or Tobuscus, Or maybe even PewDiePie

Sketchy Dude: [laughing]

Ned: Aaaaah-Oof! Well, either this Epic Meal Time or... I'm About to meet The Annoying Orange!

Orange: Oh yeah? How did you "draw" that conclusion? [laughing]

Ned: Woah i can't believe that!

Orange: Me neither! I kinda feel like your lieing to me. [laughing] Get it? Lieing?

Ned: Haha, That was kind of the same joke twice? Wasn't it?

Orange: Don't ask me! I think variety is the slice of life! [laughing]

Ned: Why would you say that?

Orange: Cause... Your gonna die.

Ned: Uh oh!

Orange: Yeah.. Oh! By the way!

Ned: Please don't say Knife!

Orange: Ok. How about... Eraser!

Ned: Well, He didn't say Knife.

(An eraser pops up and rubs off Ned's leg)

Ned: [screaming]

Orange: Ohh! Aw, Come on dude! I thought you were going to "stick" around!

Ned: [screaming] That so was not worth it!

Orange: Hey! Some folks would give a arm and a leg to meet me. Like you! [laughing]

Ned: That's not funny!

(The eraser pops up again and rubs off Ned's other leg)

Ned: [screaming]

Orange: Wow! That was really "Misfortunate" [laughing] Huh, I guess this means were gonna need a new show. Anybody got any ideas?

Marshmallow: Waka waka waka waka!

Announcer: Get ready for, The Marshmallow Show!

Marshmallow: Yay!

Announcer: Coming to the Annoying Orange Channel Wednesday June 4th. Yay!

Ned: Aw man! There goes my time slot!

(End of transcript)