Annoying Orange: Pacmania/Transcript

Blinky: (after defeating Pacman) Pack your bags, Pacman!

(Blinky goes back to the corral to join his friends, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde)

Inky: All right! Woo-hoo!

Clyde: Nice one, Blinky!

Inky: Yeah! Two down and one to go!

Blinky: (as Orange appears in Pacman's spot) What the?

Orange: Flashing, flashing, flashing, solid! (laughs)

(The episode card comes up with the ghosts chasing Orange)

Pinky: Is it just me, or is there something different about Pacman?

Clyde: Nah. That's just your nerves talking.

Pinky: I don't know, just look at him.

Orange: Ooh! Tic-Tacs! (Orange eats a pellet) Mmm, minty! (laughs)

Blinky: I don't care what he looks like; he's going down!

Ghosts: Get him!

Blinky: Alright, Pacman, you know the drill!

Orange: Pacman? I'm not Pacman, I'm an orange. (giggles)

Blinky: Yeah, and I'm a ghost, so why don't you...

Orange: You're not a ghost; you're a policeman!

Blinky: Uh, no, I'm not a cop.

Orange: Then why are you working undercover? (laughs)

Blinky: I'm a ghost, you moron!

Orange: Oh! Then I bet you know my friend, Boo!

Blinky: Boo? Boo who?

Orange: Geez, you don't have to cry about it!

Blinky: All right, that's it, you're going down. Come back here, Orange. You... uh-oh.

(Orange eats more pellets)

(Orange eats a Power Pellet. Blinky turns into a blue ghost)

Orange: Whoa! Officer Boo, where did you get the Snuggie? I want a Snuggie!

Blinky: No! No! Leave me alone! No! Noooooooo!

(Orange eats Blinky and earns 200 points)

Orange: Wow! No wonder he ran away, he didn't have any guts! (laughs) Ooh! More Tic-Tacs!

(Blinky is sent back to the to corral. Only his eyes are shown)

Blinky: Darn it!

Inky: (sarcastically) Nice one, dude.

Orange: I think it's time to make the odds a little less fair!

Ghosts: Yeah, all right!

(Pinky, Inky, and Clyde chase after Orange)

Orange: Uh-oh! Hey, ghosts! Over here!

Ghosts: There he is!

(Orange goes through the teleport tunnel and the ghosts change direction.)

Orange: Marco!

Ghosts: Oh, there he is! Get him!

(Orange goes back through the tunnel and starts repeating faster and faster)

Orange: Polo!

Ghosts: He switched sides!

Ghosts: Hey, he's over there now!

Ghosts: Come on, get him!

Ghosts: Can't we just split up?

Ghosts: He keeps doing that!

Ghosts: He's switching sides!

Orange: Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo-marco-polo! (laughs) Oh, I don't feel very good.

Pinky, Inky, and Clyde: Get him!

(Orange vomits every pellet he ate, killing the ghosts. He earns 1400 points)

Orange: Whoa! Talk about an eyeful! (laughs) Hey! More Tic-Tacs! (Orange eats more pellets)

Clyde: Ugh, that was disgusting!

Pinky: I am not going back out there!

(Orange continues eating pellets. An extra life Orange appears)

Orange: Hey, it's me! I see you, me!

Extra Life Orange Clone: You're not me, I'm me!

(Orange and Extra Life Orange both laugh)

Inky: Ugh, I hate this new guy! Whatever happened to Pacman?

(A black background with the word "MEANWHILE..." appears. The scene cuts to the kitchen counter)

Pacman: Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka

Pear: Okay, shut up already! You've been making that same noise for three hours! I can't understand what you're saying!

Pacman: Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka

Pear: Ugh. I give up.

(Dane Boedigheimer puts a container of strawberries on the counter)

A strawberry: Yo, strawberries in the house! What's going on?

Pacman: (eats the Strawberries)

Strawberries: Ahhhhhhhhh!