Annoying Orange: Going Walnuts/Transcript

Orange: (singing) You know I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm really really orange, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's orange! (laughs) Hey! I didn't see you sitting there! Uhh...

Walnut: Yes?

Orange: What are you?

Walnut: I'm a walnut.

Orange: Hey, hey, Walnut!

Walnut: What?

Orange: Walnut! Hey!

Walnut: What?!

Orange: Knock knock.

Walnut: Who's there?

Orange: Knock knock.

Walnut: I already said "Who's there?"

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: Look, dude, knock it off.

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: Who is it already?

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: You know what? I don't CARE!!! I don't care who's at the door!

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: God, who is it already!?

Orange: Cash.

Walnut: Cash? Cash who?

Orange: Cashew? I though you were a walnut! (laughs)

Walnut: (sighs)

Orange: Geez, you really need to come out of your shell! (laughs)

Walnut: I'm a nut, not a turtle.

Orange: You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! (laughs) Hey, hey, Walnut!

Walnut: If this is another knock knock joke...

Orange: You look familiar.

Walnut: Dude, I'm a walnut.

Orange: (confused) Don't I know you from somewhere?

Walnut: No, no, I- I think I'd remember that.

Orange: Ooooh I know! You're the guy who lives inside Lizardberry!

Walnut: What?

Orange: Don't you remember?

(A flashback begins showing a time when Orange met Avocado)

Orange: Hey, Hey, Lizardberry, Hey!

Avocado: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a Lizardberry.

Orange: Hey! Hey Lizardberry!

Avocado: What?

Orange: Knife!

(Avocado screams as he is cut by Knife)

Orange: Whoa! That guy's going to be dino-sore in the morning! (laughs) Oooooooooo, ow!

Avocado Pit: (he is cut out of Avocado and falls down) Free Willy!

Orange: What the heck?!

Avocado Pit: Hey! How's it going?

Orange: (screams)

Avocado Pit: (joins Orange's screaming, similar to Watermelon in Orange of July)

(flashback ends)

Walnut: What are you talking about!? That was an avocado, you idiot!

Orange: You're an avocado? Is that why Lizardberry ate you?

Walnut: No, I'm a walnut!

Orange: Wingnut?

Walnut: Walnut!

Orange: Walrus?

Walnut: WALNUT!!

Orange: Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? (laughs)

Walnut: Hey, don't even joke about that, man! Have you even seen a nutcracker?

Orange: Well, duh, he's right over there!

Nut Cracker: (Evil Laughing, Hyper Laugh)

Orange: Good thing he has a strait jacket!

Walnut: Uh, no, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?

Orange: Nutcracker? Sweet!

Walnut: No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?

Orange: Knock knock.

Walnut: It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: (groans)

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: What do you want?

Orange: Knock knock!

Walnut: GOD WHO IS IT ALREADY?

Orange: Squirrel.

Walnut: Squirrel? Squirrel who?

Orange: Squirrel!

(A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)

Walnut: (screams)