Annoying Orange vs Slender/Transcript

(The camera shows Orange from his point of view walking through the forest in Slender: The Eight Pages at night.)

Orange (To the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller): 'Cause it's Slender! Slender night! Yeah, he's a skinny man, but I hear he's got a knife! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Pear: Orange!

Orange: Huh? (turns to see Pear)

Pear: Stop singing! Do you want to get us killed?

Orange: Sorry. Could I hum instead?

Pear: Focus, buddy. We gotta find these eight pages before Slender finds us!

Orange: I don't know, Pear. This whole game sounds pretty thin. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(The screen gets distorted)

Little Apple: (running) Aah-aah! Run away! Run away!

Pear: Uhh...

Orange: Is it just me or does he look a little scared? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Slender! Slender! Hey! Need some pages over here!

Pear: Okay, (record scratches) time out!

(The camera then shows Orange and Pear.)

Orange: (scoffs) Hey, noob. It's called a pause.

Pear: Whatever. Look, I'm thinking we should split up.

Orange: What? Come on, dude. We're not bananas.

Banana 1: Hey! Leave us out of this!

Banana 2: Seriously! And could you try to keep it down?!

(A dramatic rumble is heard.)

Pear: Uh-oh! Did you hear that?

Orange: Yeah. Stupid bananas. What do they know? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Slender shows up in screen version while the bananas scream to death and then they died)

Bananas: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! (they explode)

Orange & Pear: (react) Ahhhhh!!

Pear: Okay, we are definitely splitting up.

(Orange & Pear split up, and the camera switched to Orange's view)

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha! Slender. More like blender. Those bananas were everywhere. (notices a page on the large tree) Hey, it's a note from Skinny Mini. Hmm, (reading) "beware of Slender Man". Huh, (collects the page, Pages 1/8) looks like there's only one thing to do... (paper crumbling) Make a paper airplane! (turns the page into a paper airplane) (laughs) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (throws it, causing it to take off) Whee! No fancy food on that flight. They only serve "plane" food. (laughs) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

(A dramatic rumble is heard. The screen goes static.)

Orange: Hey! What the?

(Orange then turns around. The screen shows Slender Man in front of him, being scary)

Orange: Aaah! It's a skinny mime!

(paper airplane cuts through Slender Man's face)

Slender Man: (screaming) Aaaahh!!

Orange: Whoa! Sorry, skinny mime, but I did have the "flight" of way. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Slender Man: Oh, this really hurts!

Orange: Yeesh! I thought you were like me: silent but deadly. (grunts and farts) Okay, maybe not the silent part. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Slender takes the paper airplane off of his face)

Slender Man: Oh, look at this! You totally bend one of my pages! I'm gonna have iron this out now! (puts the page underneath his shirt)

Orange: Pages? Are you writing a book?

Slender Man: No!

Orange: Is it a poem?

Slender Man: No!

Orange: Does it go like this: (tells him a poem) "Roses are red, violets are blue. Slender's too skinny to even scare you." (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Skinny puns.

Slender Man: It's not a poem!

Orange: Yeah, it's definitely a poem. They should call you Tender Man, not Slender Man. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Slender Man: Stop it! I'm very scary!

Orange: Well, what are you doing out here then?

Slender Man: If you must know, I haunt these woods. I feast on all the souls who enter here. The only way I can be  stopped is if you collect all eight pages that I have carefully hidden throughout the for--

(cash register sound)

(Pages 8/8)

Orange: (takes out those eight pages) You mean these pages?

(record scratches)

Slender Man: What the?! How did you do that?!

Orange: Yay! What do I win? Do I get three wishes?

Slender Man: No!

Orange: Ooh, a pot of gold?

Slender Man: No!

Orange: How about a pot of gold wishes?

Slender Man: (sighs angrily) Aaah!! What is wrong with you?! I'm not a leprechaun or a genie!

Orange: Ah, come on! I know what will make you feel better: the seeds of friendship.

(Orange hacks, spits the seed, and the seed flew up and hits Slender Man's face)

Slender Man: (screams) Rahh!

(puts his hand on the pain, then puts his arm down)

(Orange laughs)

Slender Man: That's it! I'm out of here! (running away)

(Orange turns around when Slender Man had ran away)

Orange: Hey! Come back, Slendy! Come back! (runs to find him)

(screen cuts to Orange's view at Slender Man running)

Orange: Where are you going, Slendy Tender Man? You forgot your poems!

Slender Man: Keep 'em! (then he turned) I don't want 'em!

(Orange turned to Slender Man)

(Slender Man turned again, Orange turned to him again)

Orange: Come back, Slendy! Come back!

Slender Man: (angrily) No!!! Leave me alo--

(blood splated out of Slender Man when a truck crashed into him while  Little Apple was in it)

(the truck stopped on Orange's view, Slender Man is out of the screen)

Orange: (offscreen) Aaah!!!

(screen cuts to him)

Orange: Talk about a "Slender bender." (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ewww!

(the screen faded)

(end credits rolls)

(The credits shows The Fruity Question Of The Day, "What's the scariest game you've ever played?")

(video ends)