Pit Romney

Pit Romney was a Republican candidate for the kitchen election of 2012. He was competing against Gyro and Broccoli Obama, who won the 2009's kitchen election against John McCarrot. While others are eager about his presidency, some are spreading rumors that he wanted to replace peoples' entitlements with giant robot spiders and that he paid for a pompadour with ObamaHair. However, he lost the presidential election to Marshmallow.