Annoying Orange: Gumbrawl/Transcript

Script
Orange: Hey, hey Rainbow Snake! Hey, Rainbow Snake, hey!

Gummy Worm #1: I'm a worm, not a snake.

Orange: Snake! Hey, hey Snake!

Gummy Worm #1: I'm not a snake!

Orange: Do something that snake would do!

Gummy Worm #1: Stop!

Orange: A snake wouldn't say it like that! He'd say it like, "Ssssssssssssstop!" (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: I'm a gummy WORM.

Orange: A gummy worm? What makes you gummy?

Gummy Worm #1: Well, I'm made of gu--

Orange: Is it because, you don't have any teeth?

Gummy Worm #1: You can clearly see I have teeth.

Orange: (with no teeth) Hey, do you talk like this?

Gummy Worm #1: You know very well, I don't talk like that.

Orange: I bet you do! I bet you talk just like this!

Gummy Worm #1: Stop doing that!

Orange: "Sssssssssssstop doing that!" (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: Stop it! Just stop it! How are this incredibly annoying?! (Orange laughs) Ugh. Sorry, I (sigh) just don't know what came over me just then.

Orange: It's okay. I'll let you of the hook this time (Laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: Stop it already!

Orange: Hey, hey Worm! Hey, Worm, hey!

Gummy Worm #1: What, what?! WUT?!!

Orange: Knife!

Gummy Worm #1: With your teeth. Use your teeth!

Orange: Oh. (with his teeth) Knife!

(Dane sliced a gummy worm with his knife)

Gummy Worm #1: (screaming)

Orange: Ugh!

(Dane keeps slicing a gummy worm, and gummy worm keeps screaming)

Orange: Yikes!

(Dane stops killing a worm, and another gummy worm face comes on)

Gummy Worms: Good-bye, cool world. Oh, it's certins for me. Cert-- Whoa!

Orange: Whoa!

Gummy Worms: Do you know what this means?

Orange: Yeah! We've got worms! (laughs)

(title card)

Gummy Worm #1: Blue. Definitely blue.

Gummy Worm #2: No way, that's my favourite colour!

Gummy Worm #1: Wow, we have so much in common.

Orange: Yeah, you don't know that half of it! (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: Oh, just shut up.

Gummy Worm #2: Seriously, Orange, we're trying to--

Orange: Reconnect? (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: (groans) I'm so angry right now.

Gummy Worm #2: I could just lose my head!

Orange: You could say THAT again.

Gummy Worm #1: Huh?

Orange: Knife's back!

(Dane slices a gummy worm)

Gummy Worm #2: (screaming)

Orange: Yikes! There no worming the way out of this one.

(Dane slices another worm)

Gummy Worm #1: (screaming)

Orange: Who uses a knife to cut gummy snakes?

(Dane stops killing gummy worms, and seven more gummy worm faces came on)

Gummy Worms: (screams)

Orange: WOOOWWW!!

Gummy Worms: (laughs)

Orange: (laughs) Wait. Why are we all laughing?

Gummy Worm #1: Brothers, we are impervious to the knife. Do you know what this means?

Gummy Worm #3: We are invincible!

Gummy Worms: Hoo-ah!!

Orange: Jeez, these snakes are throwing a real hissy fit! (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: With our numbers, We have the largest gummiest army in the entire kitchen! Our delicious dominance is iminent!

(Screen shows Gummy Bears)

Gummy Bear: Ha-ha! Not if we have anything to say about it you're not!

Gummy Worm #1: Gummy Bears!

Gummy Bear: Prepare to eat dirt, you filthy worms!

Gummy Worm #2: Gladly!

Gummy Worm #4: Yeah, we like dirt. We're worms.

Gummy Bear: Yeah, well, mark my words. The duskly is from the battlefield, It will be--

(record scratches)

Orange: Hey, hey Bear! Hey, Bear, hey!

Gummy Bear: Come on! I was about to deliver a really cool line!

(Screen shows a chewing gum brand, and chewing gum jumped off of the brand)

Chewing Gum: Sorry to, uh, burst your bubble there, fellas. But you ain't havin' a gummy war without us.

Gummy Worm #1: Chewing Gum?

Orange: Watch out. They really know how to stick together. (Laughs)

(Screen shows Gumdrops fall on the counter)

Gumdrop: Heads up!

Orange: Whoa!

Gumdrop: Sorry to drop in unannounced.

Gummy Bear: Oh, come on! They both had awesome entrance lines! You couldn't interrupt those guys?!

Orange: No way! That would've been un-bear-able! (laughs)

Gummy Bear: (growls angrily)

Gummy Worm #4: Sir, there's so many of them. I'm--I'm scared.

Gummy Worm #1: Don't be. This will make our victory all the sweeter.

Gummy Worms: Hoo-ah!!

(Gummy Bears, Chewing Gum, and Gumdrops attack the nine Gummy Worms)

Gummy Bears, Gummy Worms, Chewing Gum, and Gumdrops: (yelling)

Orange: Holy cow!

(Gummy Worms, Gummy Bears, Chewing Gum, and Gumdrops stop fighting, and they have sticky situation)

(record scratches)

Gummy Bear: Can't...move!

Gummy Worm #1: So, everybody stuck, huh?

Gumdrop: Yeah.

Gummy Bear: Yup.

Gummy Worm #2: Yeah.

Gummy Worm #1: (sigh) This happens everytime.

Orange: Whoa, talk about a sticky situation. (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: Well fellas. Looks like another stale made.

Chewing Gum: Well, it's true what they say: "There are no winners in a gum war."

Gummy Worm #1: Friends, I believe we've learned a very important lesson today.

Orange: Yeah, you should never bring a knife to a gum fight! (laughs)

Gummy Worm #1: What the heck are you even talking about?

(Dane sliced a sticky situation, and they all screamed)

Orange: Whoa! Now that's something to ball about! (Laughs) Ooh.

Chewing Gum: Huh?

Gumdrop: Huh?

Gummy Worm #1: Another ball?

Gummy bear: You know what this means.

Gummy Worm #1: GET THEM!

(Two nuggets start attacking each other)

(End roll)