The Annoying Orange - Animated/Transcript

(Screen shows Orange on the kitchen counter with Apple on the chopping board. Everything is animated.)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple, hey! Hey, Apple!

Apple: What? What? What is it?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "apple" again? (laughs)

Apple: Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: You look fruity. (laughs)

Apple: Yeah, that was hilarious.

Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?

Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do one push-up?

Orange: Hey!

Apple: What?

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: Can you do this? (makes annoying tongue noises and babbling) Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!

Apple: No!

Orange: Try it! (continues babbling)

Apple: No, stop it.

(Orange continues babbling.)

Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it.

(Orange sputters his lips.)

Apple: Would you please be quiet?! (record scratches)

(Orange stops and is shocked.)

Apple: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can't even hear myself think! Ah! (pants for five seconds)

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: What?!

Orange: Knife!

Apple: Huh?

(Daneboe is holding Knife and slices Apple into pieces as Orange continues talking.)

Apple: Aaaaaaaah!!!!

Orange: Ew! Oh! I warned you. Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts.

(Daneboe takes Apple away.)

Apple: Aaaaaahhhh!!!

Orange: Tried to warn him. (everything is quiet) Hmm. (sighs)

(Screen zooms out to show Pear.)

Orange: Hey, Pear!

Pear: Oh, God.

(end credits show)

Orange: Hey, everybody! I hope you enjoyed the animated version of my very first Annoying Orange video! Make sure you PUNCH that "like" button! And tell us which episode you'd like to see animated below. And then, get ready, 'cause next week, we've got a huge special video game episode for you. If you liked it when we took on Angry Birds, you're gonna love it when we take on Plants vs. Zombies! That's right, guys! Tune in next Friday for the epic "Fruits vs. Zombies"! (laughs)

(video ends)