Annoying Orange: Microwave Effect/Transcript

Orange (singing): Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-BORED! (laughs)

(Dane Boedigheimer places burrito on the counter)

Burrito: Ooh!

Orange: Hey! Hey, Space Taco! Is it time for blastoff? (laughs)

Burrito: It's B-b-b-b-b-burrito.

Orange: "Brr" is right. What's the matter? You need to defrost? (laughs)

(hand takes burrito)

Burrito: Whoa, ese, hands off!

(hand puts burrito in microwave)

Orange: Yeah, I was only joking.

Pear: Uhh...why is Burrito in the micromave?

Orange: Well, duh, he's too big for the toaster. (laughs)

Midget Apple: Uhh...is anyone else worried about that warning label?

(the camera zooms in on the label that says: Not to be microwaved under ANY circumstances! Could result in chronal displacement!)

Burrito: Aw, that's just a birthmark. I've had it forever.

(microwave closes, beeping)

Marshmallow: Yay! Everything's hunky-dory!

Orange: Yep, nothing to worry about at all.

(zapping noise)

Orange: Whoa.

(rapid beeping and zapping)

Pear: Whah!

Orange: Ahh!

(crackling)

(Intro of the episode)

(October 9, 2009)

Past Orange: Hey!, Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple, hey!

Apple: What? What? What is it?

Past Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "apple" again? (laughs)

Apple: Yeah, yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you---

(zapping noise)

Past Orange: Whoa!

Apple: What the heck?

(poof!, Marshmallow cheers)

All: Whoa!

Apple: Oh, great. There's two of you?

Orange: Whoa! That guy looks just like me!

Past Orange: Nuh-uh, you look just like me.

Orange: Nuh-uh, YOU look just like me.

Past Orange: Nuh-uh, you look just like--

Apple: Knock it off!

Marshmallow: Oh, boy! Twice as much Orange means twice as much fun! Yay!

Midget Apple: Again, am I the only one that read that warning label?

Orange: Huh? What are you talking about?

Midget Apple: [groans] Microwave plus burrito equals time machine! It brought us here to the future.

Apple: Okay. So, you're from the future, then why didn't the future me come back with you?

Orange: Oh, that's easy. It's because you're-

Pear: On vacation! Yep, yep, someplace really nice and, uh, and fun.

Orange: Huh? What are you talking-

Midget Apple: Orange, you can't tell him what happens. It could change the past and, as a result, the future

Pear: Right. So don't mention the K-N-I-F-E, okay?

Past Orange: The kuh-niff-ie? What's a kuh-niff-ie?

Apple: That's knife you idiot. He's not supposed to mention the- Wait a second, i'm gonna get knifed?

Pear: Okay... uh, it's been fun, but we, uh, we should get goin', huh, guys?

Burrito: Yeah, yeah. yeah, give me a minute, homes. I'm a little new to this.

Past Orange: What's the matter? You need a time out?

(Both oranges laugh)

Orange: That's what i was gonna say!

(rapid beeping and zapping)

Apple: Wait! Take me with you. You can't just leave me here.

(poof!)

Past Orange: Whoa! Hey!, Hey Apple!

Apple: Uhh...

Past Orange: Hey, hey Apple, hey!

Apple: Uh... No!!!

(Apple Rolls To Evade The Knife)

Past Orange: Whoa! That guy really knows how to roll. (laughs).Hey Pear!

Past Pear: Oh god.

(2012)

(zapping noise)

(poof!, Marshmallow cheers)

All: Whoa!

Orange: The future really is bright (laughs)

Pear: We're back, I just hope everything is same as we left it...uh oh, this is...

Midget Apple: So Awesome!

Marshmallow: Yeah!

(The Kitchen's full of apples)

Midget Apple: (off screen) There's apples everywhere!

Orange: Hey, hey apples! Hey apples hey!

(The apples scream)

Orange: Yup, their apples alright.

Midget Apple: Hey, it's okay guys, everyone just calm down!

Apple 1: It's a midget Apple!

Orange: Hey! Knock it off! Only we get to call Midget Apple a midget apple.

Midget Apple: Geez... Thanks Orange.

Pear: What is wrong with them? Why are they Freaking Out?

Grandpa Lemon: I can tell you why.

(Grandpa Lemon, Grapefruit, and Passion Fruit are in a bird cage.)

Grandpa Lemon: Because, a long time ago, they took our kitchen.

Orange: Whoa, Grandpa Lemon!

Grandpa Lemon: What... w where?

Grapefruit: Yeah, and those of us that weren't destroyed by the Robo-Apple, were enslaved.

Pear: Wait. Did you say Robo-Apple?

Robo Apple: (Robotic voise) Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Unauthorize produce, put your hands in the air.

Orange: But, we don't had any hands.

(Apple, who didn't got knifed, is the King of the Kitchen.)

Apple: Good work Robo-Apple. Now fire at well!

Robo Apple: Yes, your Eminence.

(Laser Zapping and they scream.)

Robo Apple: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Pear: Burrito, you gotta get us back to the past! We have to fix this!

Burrito: Don't worry, Pear. This little doggy is ready to ride! Br-r-r-r-ah-ha-hai!

(rapid beeping)

(poof!)

(October 9, 2009)

Apple: Wait! Take me with you. You can't just leave me here.

(zapping noise)

(poof! Marshmallow cheers)

Apple: Yes, you came back!

Orange: Hey, hey it's Apple!

Apple: Yeah, yeah we covered that. Now get me outta here.

Orange: Hey! Hey Apple!

Apple: Shut Up!

Orange: No, not him. Me! Over here!

Orange: Apple: Listen to me!

Apple: Stop!

Oranges: Me! Hey! Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple!

Apple: Oh, for the love of Pete. What is it?!

Oranges: Knife!

(Apple screams and knifed)

Orange: Ugh... that really looks like it hurts.

Orange: See? I told you that Apple is rotten to the core!

(Orange laughs.)

Midget Apple: Alright, Neato Burrito, beam us back, to the future!

(rapid buzzing and zapping noise)

Orange: Aww... But I wanna to...

(poof!)

Orange: woah that is crazy, looks every thing is nomal the kicthen again.....hmm

(Its maybe no farting sound and wait)

Orange: Hey, Hey Pears!

Pear Clones: Oh God