Annoying Orange: Annoying Sister/Transcript

(Open to Orange and his sister doing their secret brother-sister handshake)

Orange and Orange's Sister: Brother Sister, Sister Brother, Oopma Loompa, Wubber Bubber! (Orange and Orange's sister babble their tounges)

Can of Beans: (while reading a newspaper) Excuse me? EXCUSE ME! Would you two mind keeping it down? That's very annoying!

Orange: [groans in disappointment] But we have to do our secret handshake!

Orange's Sister: We've done it every time we see each other since we were kids.

Can of Beans: Let me guess, you're related!

Orange and Orange's Sister: How'd ya guess? Jinx! Double jinx! (both babbling loudly)

Can of Beans: (goes back to reading the newspaper) Oh, brother!

Orange's Sister: ...and sister!

(Orange and Orange's Sister laugh, Can of Beans groans)

(Cuts to title card)

Orange's Sister: Oh yeah! Things back in the orchard are great! My mom just got a perm, so you know, she's on Cloud 9! Will you make it home for Christmas, Orange?

Orange: Are oompa loompas wubber bubbers? (Orange and Orange's Sister laugh)

Can of Beans: Wuvver Buvver? What language are you two communicating in?

Orange's Sister: A secret language!

Orange: We came up with it when we were kids!

Can of Beans: Okaaaaaay?

Orange: Oh, a wubber bubber is like a weebledoof!

Can of Beans: Aaaaand what's a weebledoof?

Orange's Sister: It's like a ziggletig, duh! (Orange and Orange's Sister laugh)

Orange's Sister: Beansie is such a quibblenip

Orange: He probably can't even gabblegiff! (Orange and Orange's Sister laugh)

Can of Beans: I have no idea what that means, but at a minimum, it's annoying, and at most, it's outright mean and I'm not gonna stand for it!

Orange's Sister: Oh no! We're not trying to be mean.

Orange: Aww, we were just joking around!

Orange's Sister: Exactly! I mean, we're all fruits here!

Can of Beans: Actually, we're not. I'm not a fruit. Beans are not fruits.

Orange's Sister (to Orange, softly) Oh man, how embarrassing! Beans doesn't even know who he is!

Orange: I guess he's never heard the song!

Can of Beans: What song?

Orange and Orange's Sister: (singing) Beans beans, the magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you toot! The more you toot, the better you feel! Let's have beans for every meal! (Orange and Orange's Sister laugh)

Can of Beans: How endearing, wow! I can't argue with rock solid logic like that.

Orange's Sister: Sure can't! If it rhymes, then it has to be true!

Orange: Yep yep!

Can of Beans: Wait a minute! You don't honestly believe that, do you?

Orange: Of course we believe it! Here's proof: is the sky blue?

Can of Beans: Yes.

Orange: And do cows go moo?

Can of Beans: Yes.

Orange: See? The sky is blue, and cows go moo! (laughs)

Can of Beans: I don't even wa... I mean...

Orange's Sister: This will help you understand! What color is grass?

Can of Beans: I don't know, green?

Orange's Sister: And what are you?

Can of Beans: I'm a can of beans!

Orange's Sister: Grass is green, and you are beans! See?

Can of Beans: No! I don't see! This is stupid!

Orange's Sister: Poor guy, He doesn't even know how to rhyme.

Can of Beans: I KNOW HOW TO RHYME! But, what you're saying is so illogical, I don't even know where to begin!

Orange: You should probably begin at the starting line!

Orange's Sister: Yeah! Always begin at the starting line!

Can of Beans: (growls) Look! Just because something rhymes doesn't mean it's true! What if said... I don't know: A rabid skunk is on the loose, he wears a hat and goes by Bruce! What would you say to that?

Orange: HUH? I'd say we get out of here! There's a rabid skunk on the loose!

Orange's Sister: And worse yet, his name is Bruce!

(Orange and Orange's Sister start to scream)

Can of Beans: STOP! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! There is no skunk on the loose, I made it up! It's not real!

Orange's Sister: But it rhymed!

Can of Beans: I know it rhymed, I made up a rhyme that is not true!

Orange: But... wha... why would you lie to us, Beans?

Orange's Sister: Lying is wrong!

(Can of Beans cries)

Orange's Sister: Orange, you're friend is acting like a real kibblederp!

Orange: I know, right?

Can of Beans: First of, we're not friends. Secondly, this conversation is over!

Orange: But...

Can of Beans: NO! Leave me alone!

Orange's Sister: But...

Can of Beans: I don't wanna hear it! You put me in a horrible mood!

Orange's Sister: Oh, I know! How about we sing the beans song again to cheer you up!

Can of Beans: NO!

Orange and Orange's Sister: (singing) Beans beans, the magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you...

Can of Beans: (interrupts) I THOUGHT I VERY CLEARLY SAID NO!!! No, I do not wanna hear you sing! Stop it!

Orange: Oh! I thought you meant, "No! I'd like to hear the song!"

Orange's Sister: Same here!

Orange: Easy mistake to make, really!

Can of Beans: Ugh! You're singing is that last thing I want to hear right now! That's right! I rather listen to LITERALLY anything else!

Orange: So... you'd rather listen to this? (blows raspberries, while spitting orange juice)

Can of Beans: (growls)

Orange's Sister: Would you rather listen to this? (imitates loud siren noises)

Orange: Or this? (continues to blow raspberries, while spitting orange juice)

Can of Beans: Stop! STOP IT! I'D RATHER LISTEN TO SILENCE, ALRIGHT?! SILENCE!!!

Orange and Orange's SIster: Okay!

(silence for around 8 to 9 seconds)

Orange: (whispering) Umm... Beans?

Orange's Sister: Beans! Hey, Beans!

Orange: Beans!

Orange's Sister: Beans!

Orange: Beans!

Orange's Sister: Hey, Beans!

Orange: Beans! Hey! Hey, Beans! Hey! Hey! Hey, Beans! Heyyyy!

Orange's Sister: (along with Orange) Beans! Hey, Beans! Hey!

Can of Beans: (frustrated) WHAT?!?!? What could be this important right now?!

Orange: Well... it's just that... (gulps)

Orange and Orange's Sister: Rabid skunk!

(Bruce comes to the counter top and eats the inside of Can of Beans)

Can of Beans: (in pain) It hurts! It's so bad, it hurts! It's a pain I never felt before!

Orange's Sister: Ugh, that's definitely gonna leave a Bruce! (pun on the word: bruise)

(Orange and Orange's Sister laugh, then become disgusted)

Rabid Skunk (Bruce): (in british accent) Good day to you both! (farts, then leaves the counter top)