Annoying Orange: Man of Peel/Transcript


 * Title card:The following Preview is guaranteed to be annoying and should be watched by you so that you may giggle with delight
 * Narrator: Faster than a speeding bullet...
 * Speeding Bullet: Whoa, what was that?
 * Narrator: More powerful than a locomotive...
 * Locomotive Train: Check me out, dude. I'm so powerful. [His window trains got shattered] Well, this is embarrassing.
 * Narrator: Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
 * Pear: Look up in the sky! It's a bird!
 * Squash: It's a plane.
 * Marshmallow: It's the most magical rainbow ever!
 * [Harp glissando]


 * Pear: No, Marshmallow. NEXT to the rainbow.
 * Marshmallow: Oh. It's Super Annoying Orange!
 * Narrator: That's right. It's Super Annoying Orange, The Man of Peel, able to ruin ice water with heat-vision.
 * [Orange zaps pear's ice water in his glass and laughs.]


 * Pear: Hey! I was drinking that!
 * Narrator: Able to ruin your hot cocoa with arctic breath.
 * [Orange blows a cold wind to Marshmallow's Hot cocoa in the mug.]


 * Marshmallow: [getting disappointed] Aww. I wanted to take a bath.
 * Narrator: Able to motorboat so fast, he disappears.
 * Grapefruit: Oh, where'd he go?
 * [Orange fart on grapefruit and invisiblity fast.]


 * Grapefruit: What the? Did he just teleport and fart on me?
 * Narrator: Able to scream "nya-nya" so loud, it shakes the Earth.
 * Orange: Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
 * [Objects shattering]
 * [Orange laughs]


 * Marshmallow: Yay!
 * [Electricity crackling]


 * Pear: Why? Why would anybody give Orange these powers?
 * Narrator: It's Super Annoying Orange, The Man of Peel!
 * Orange: And don't you forget it or i'll fly off the handle! [laughs]
 * [Orange zap the screen]
 * [The screen explodes when episodes ends]