Annoying Orange: Grape Expectations/Transcript

-[distorted voice]: Pear... I am your father.

-Please. Stop.

-[distorted voice]: Father.

-Stop it!

-What? Are you not a "fan"? [laughs]

[distorted voice]: Father.

-[grumbles] -Yo, shut the mouth.

-Yeesh. Talk about a "sour" grape. [laughs]

-Not for long. Ah, yeah. Gotta get my tan on.

-Dude! You can't smoke in here. [laughs]

[flames erupt]

-Whoo! Look at me and my perfect tan.

I am beautiful.

-I don't get it.

You grapes really think you look better all crinkly?

-Absolutely.

The darker the tan, the hotter I am.

-The wrinklier the skin, the sexier I am.

-First you get your tan on, then you get your swag on.

-Whoop-whoop! -Whoa!

Now, those are some "grape" expectations. [laughs]

-Whatevs. You just jealous of my bodacious physique.

-Yeah, that orange's skin is so smooth

you can play ice hockey on it. [laughs]

-Hey! That's cold. [laughs]

-Orange's skin is so smooth, he's uglier than Yogi.

-(grapes) Oh!

-Hey! Not cool!

-Whoa! An albino raisin.

-No, I'm covered in yogurt. That's why they call me Yogi.

This yogurt is like sunblock.

No matter how hard I try, I can't get wrinkly.

-Which makes him different. -Which makes us laugh.

[all laugh]

-[groans] -Don't listen to him, Yogi.

[flames erupt]

-Oh yeah! Look who got his swag on!

-[groans in disgust] Stop!

-Hey, guys, I'm, uh, I'm kind of having second thoughts here.

-Don't listen to him, grape.

-Yeah, they're just a bunch of baby-faced haters.

-I don't wanna.

[flames erupt]

Look at my wrinkles! Look at 'em!

-Okay. Somebody needs to call a doctor.

-Well, I know a good "shrink." [laughs]

-What? Don't like looking at beautiful beach bodies?

Fine. Come on, raisins. Let's roll.

-Um... I can't.

-It's the wrinkles. The wrinkles won't roll.

-Hey! Hey, raisins, hey! -What?

-I think I just had a "bright" idea.

-Bet that's a first. -No, for reals, yo.

You wanna hear? -Fine. What is it?

-Magnifying glass.

[raisins screaming in agony]

-Eww! Do you smell that?

Something really "shrinks." [laughs, then grimaces]

-Okay. I've seen enough.

-Whoa! That was crazy!

-Yogi! You're not smokey!

-It's my yogurt sunblock.

It saved me from those harmful rays.

-You know, guys?

I think we learned a few valuable lessons today.

-I know I did. Take it from me, kids:

winners always wear sunscreen.

-And we also learned that peer pressure

is no match for high self-esteem.

-Yeah, and I learned that stars love yogurt.

-Wait. What?

[star laughs evilly]

[Yogi screaming]

[Orange and Pear scream]

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-[Orange laughs] Knife!

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