Annoying Orange vs. Mortal Kombat/Transcript

(In the final stage, Shang Tsung kicks Shao Kahn to death, and Shao Kahn screams.)

Announcer: Shang Tsung wins!

Shang Tsung: Boo-yah! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat warrior! I can't wait to call my mom and tell...

(Screen fades black, and fade into the versus bar.)

Shang Tsung: Wait, what's going on?

(Shang Tsung portrait goes up)

Shang Tsung: Why am I back at the mountain thingy? I won! There's nobody else to fight!

(Shang Tsung portrait stops to Orange's portrait, and the record scratches.)

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung: Are you kidding me?!

Orange: Hey! Hey, T-Sung! Hey, T-Sung, hey! Guess what.

Shang Tsung: What?!

Orange: Chicken butt! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung: (sighs) Fantastic!

(Screen fades black, and fades into Shang Tsung vs Orange in dead pool.)

Announcer: ''Round 1. FIGHT!!''

Orange: Wow, I really love what you've done with the place! I'm really "hooked". (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung: Be quiet! We're fighting now!

Orange: No, we're not! We're talking!

Shang Tsung: Well, we're--we're about to be fighting.

Orange: Why?

Shang Tsung: Because it's a fighting tournament.

Orange: Why?

Shang Tsung: Because, I'm-- You know what? Enough of this! You're going down!

(Shang Tsung transforms into Kitana, and Shang Tsung spins his fan with purple waves.)

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha! That tickles! Cool trick! I'm really a "fan". (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung (Kitana): (groans)

(Shang Tsung transforms into Scorpion, and he throws the rope attached to the blade.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): GET OVER HERE!!

Orange: (laugh) Ha-ha! Missed! Hey, try mine! (loud echo) SPIT OVER HERE!!

(Orange spits a seed at Shang Tsung, and Shang Tsung got damaged.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): Ow!

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Shang Tsung backs up and teleports behind Orange)

Orange: Whoa! Cool moves, but can you do this? Motorboat!

(Orange motorboats while the place shakes apart. The rocks and the blades collapse on top, and one of the rocks smashed Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung got damaged again.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): Ow! Ugh!

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): I can't believe I'm losing to an orange!

(Shang Tsung transforms into Reptile)

Orange: Hmmm, I liked you better in yellow.

Shang Tsung (Reptile): Ugh!

(Shang Tsung transforms into Sub-Zero)

Orange: How embarrassing. You guys all wore the same suit! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung (Sub-Zero): (grunts)

(Shang Tsung freezes Orange with his powers)

Orange: Aw, come on, man. That's cold. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Shang Tsung (Sub-Zero): Ugh! That's the worse joke I've ever heard!

(Orange smashes the ice cube he was in. The ice shatters.)

Orange: Hey, bad jokes are how I roll!

(Orange starts rolling on the spot very fast and faster.)

Orange: Whooooooaaaaaaaa!

(Orange rolls very quickly and rolls into Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung got damaged again.)

Shang Tsung (Sub-Zero): Oww!!

(Marshmallow appears.)

Marshmallow: Toasty!

(Orange and Marshmallow laugh and Marshmallow comes back off-screen.)

Shang Tsung (Sub-Zero): Oh, that's it!! I'm not losing to this piece of fruit!

(Shang Tsung transforms into Scorpion, and he throws the rope attached to the blade, but Orange jumps and misses it.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): GET OVER HERE!!

Orange: Ooh! Is it time to start throwing things?

(Orange throws a cardboard container of French fries, but Shang Tsung jumps over them.)

Orange: French fries!

(Shang Tsung again throws the rope attached to the blade, but Orange again jumps and misses it.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): GET OVER HERE!!

(Orange throws a plate of spaghetti, but Shang Tsung again jumps over it.)

Orange: Plate of spaghetti!!

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): I said...

(Shang Tsung again throws the rope attached to the blade, but Orange again jumps and misses it.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): ...GET OVER HERE!!

Orange: And I said...

(Orange throws a banana peel.)

Orange: ...banana peel!

(Shang Tsung jumps, but slips on the banana peel and falls to the ground and is damaged again and is completely damaged.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): What? Wha-- ow!

(Shang Tsung is then stood up and his head keeps moving up and down and left and right.)

Announcer: FINISH HIM!!

Orange: Huh?

Announcer: FINISH HIM!!

Orange: He's Finnish? I would've guessed Dutch. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Announcer: ''Ugh! For crying out loud, no! I mean, you should finish him off.''

Orange: Why would I do that? I like his dance moves too much!

(Disco music plays, a disco ball appears and disco lights turn on.)

Orange: ''(dancing and singing) Everybody do the Scorpion! Nya-nya-nya, everybody do the Scorpion! Nya-nya-nya!''

(Disco music stops, record scratches, and the disco ball and disco lights disappear.)

Announcer: Just stop singing and FINISH HIM!!

Orange: Okay, okay!

(Background goes dark, Orange and Shang Tsung still shown.)

Orange: Knife!

(Knife slices Shang Tsung.)

(Shang Tsung moans in pain and falls into the dead pool, with his skeleton floating.)

Shang Tsung (Scorpion): Ohhhhhh!!!!!!

Announcer: ''I can't believe I'm saying this. Orange wins!''

Orange: Yay! What do I win? I want a Wii Pony! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

(The disco music resumes, and the disco ball and disco lights reappear.)

Orange: (dancing and singing) Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln!

Announcer: (groans)

Orange: Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln!

(End credits show, with Orange on the kitchen counter.)

Orange: Hey, fruit lovers! You're gonna love this! Now there's a free version of my video game, Kitchen Carnage. That's right. You can get it on iPhones and iPads and iPods and Androids. Just use the links below. ''Free-free-free-free-free-free-free-free, free-free-free-free-free, free-free-free-free. ''Free! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Free.

(video ends)