Annoying Orange: Time to Burn/Transcript

This is a transcript of Annoying Orange: Time to Burn


 * Hot Sauce and Little Apple: Chug! (x5)
 * Pear: Uh... guys?
 * Hot Sauce: Oh, bro!
 * Hot Sauce and Midget Apple: ["chug" chanting continues]
 * Pear: Uh, guys, do you really think this is a good idea?
 * [Orange spits out the bottle of hot sauce]
 * Little Apple: Whoo-hoo!
 * Orange: Ha-ha!
 * Hot Sauce: Whuh... runnin' on empty over here!
 * Orange: I know what you mean. I'm not feeling so "hot." [laughs, groans]
 * Pear: Well, I'm not gonna say "I told you so," but... I told you so...
 * [Orange starts breathing fire all over the kitchen]
 * Pear: AAH, AAH, AAH, THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE! AAH!
 * Little Apple: WHAT'S GOING ON?! [screaming]
 * Pear: AAH, AAH, AAH, THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE!
 * [the fire alarm sets off and it sprinkles water all over the kitchen]
 * Little Apple: ORANGE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
 * Orange: OH!
 * [Orange quickly closes his mouth]
 * [the fire in the kitchen stops]
 * Pear: [coughs] Oh, is everyone... [coughs] Is everyone okay?
 * Little Apple: [coughs, groans] Yeah! But I don't know about...
 * Orange: [steaming up]
 * Little Apple: ORANGE!
 * Pear: What did I tell you? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
 * [Orange breathes fire, which causes him to blast out of the house and destroy the poles, car and building]
 * Pear: Oh no, it's happening again! All right, people, battle stations! I need you to be professional!
 * Little Apple: No sweat, Boba Fett!
 * Pear: What? W-What now?
 * Little Apple: I said, "No sweat, Boba Fett!"
 * Pear: Umm... is that a new catchphrase?
 * Little Apple: Umm... maybe.
 * Pear: Whatever happened to "neato burrito"?! That was aces!
 * Little Apple: Totally over it! That catchphrase was not catching on!
 * Pear: Dude, you gotta give it a chance!
 * Little Apple: Pear, I think I've got something!
 * [cut to Marshmallow and her/his mother in the sky]
 * Marshmallow: [sees Orange breathing fire] Oh, look, Mommy, it's a dragon! Yay!
 * Pear: All right, let's get this catastrophe up on the big screen.
 * [A large screen shows a city being terrorized by a giant snowman]
 * Evil Snowman: [roars]
 * Pear: Dude! That's the wrong catastrophe!
 * Little Apple: Wait for it... wait for it...
 * [Orange destroys the evil snowman]
 * Pear: WHUH!
 * Little Apple: WHOA! That was ho-ho-horrible!
 * [Orange is shown breathing fire while flying through space]
 * Pear: What the what?! Is he in space?!
 * Little Apple: It gets worse! The radar's picking up a... UFO! [A UFO flies past Orange.]
 * Pear and Little Apple: Unintentional flaming orange! [laugh. The screen then switches to the Broccoli Leader in the UFO.]
 * Broccoli Leader: People of Earth!
 * Pear and Little Apple: Huh?
 * Broccoli Leader: Surrender your planet now... or be DESTROYED!
 * [Orange destroys the UFO, killing the Broccoli Leader, and now begins to orbit the earth at rapid fire speed.]
 * Little Apple: See you later, Darth Vader!
 * Pear: Come on, that was totally a "neato burrito" moment.
 * Little Apple: Oh, forget about the catchphrase! And look at these numbers!
 * Pear: But... but at this rate, Orange could... TURN TIME BACKWARDS!
 * Little Apple: Whoa! It's just like Superman: The Movie!
 * Pear: Ah, dude, I love that sceeee... [everything slows down, and then fast forwards in reverse.]
 * Orange: [yelling. The screen cuts to Orange still breathing fire in space. He then gets closer to the camera and then a explosion occurs.]
 * [cut back to the kitchen, somewhat not damaged]
 * Little Apple: What... what... what just happened?
 * Hot Sauce: Chug! (x4)
 * Pear: Same old, same old. Hot Sauce wants to party.
 * Hot Sauce: In your mouth!
 * Pear: Ew, gross.
 * Little Apple: But... but... where's Orange?!
 * Pear: Beats me. I haven't seen him since... FOREVER! [the screen goes back 65 million years back in B.C., where Orange has reversed time too far & has travelled back to the prehistoric era.]
 * Dinosaur #1: So I says "Tyrannosaurus? You should meet my wife!"
 * Dinosaurs: [chuckle]
 * Orange: [yelling]
 * Dinosaur #2: Hey! What is that? [They see Orange, who is resembling a meteor, who crashes near the dinosaurs and an explosion occurs, cut to Orange, who is now in the end screen.]
 * Orange: Whoa! Now that's what I call a "haba-narrow" escape! [laughs] Hey, while you're here, you might as well leave a "comet" below! [laughs] Oh, I'm just making an "asteroid" of myself. [laughs]