The Fruity Times

The Fruity Times is a newspaper that releases news, like any other newspaper. There is only one known article. The heading is Gorilla Escapes From Local Zoo. The subheading is Study Finds That Knives Are Dangerous. When Kiwi explodes the paper disappears, so it is possible the explosion blew the newspaper away.

Kiwi is seen reading it in The Exploding Orange.