Annoying Orange: Ice Bucket Challenge/Transcript

[grunts]

[spits]

Oh!

[sighs] Sorry,

I've got a wicked case of cotton mouth.

[laughs]

-Are you done now?

-Yeah. Just gonna grab something to drink.

Oh! Maybe some... ICE WATER!

-Great. See you later-- AAH!!

-[laughs]

-Why would you do that?!

-Well duh, everybody's doing it. -To themselves! Everybody's doing it to themselves!

-I'm confused. Why would anybody prank themselves?

-[scoffs] It's not a prank, Orange. They're doing it to help fight ALS.

-Hey. You stay away from Alice. She didn't do nothin' to you.

-ALICE: You tell him, Orange.

-Not "Alice." ALS.

It's a disease.

People are pouring buckets of ice water on themselves, to raise awareness and donate money to find a cure.

-Oh! Well in that case, let the healing begin!

Hyah!

-Yo, dudes. What's goin'-- [screams]

You jerks! I was just about to do the Ice Bucket Challenge on MY channel!

-Dude! Stop being so selfish.

-Yay! I love being soaked in freezing cold water!

-Orange! You're doing this all wrong!

-Well, if helping a novel cause is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! Yeah!

-Oh! That's cold baby!

[laughs] BEST! CHARITY! EVER!

[laughing wildly]

-[AWAKE]: Ah wha what?!

-Yeah!

-PASSION: Nooo!

-Hoo-Wah!

-Oooh! Look at the water slide on my muscles!! [chuckles] It's freezing.

-[grunts]

-[screams]

-[grunts] -Ya-hehehehehe-hey!

-[grunts] -Oh! That's cold! -[grunts] -Please! Stop! -[grunts] -Nooo! -Wah! -[Grapefruit screams] -Hey! - I like it! -[laughs] -Oh! That's cold! -Quit it! -[Grapefruit screams] -Icey! "Ice" to meet you! [laughs] -Yipey! -[Grapefruit screams]

[Pear] ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Aw, come on, Pear. Just one more!

-One. Just one, and then you are done!

-[grunts]

AAH!! [water splash] Oh ho ho ho ho!

Oh! Suddenly I feel like I've learned the following of my ways.

Oh! Can I do a do-over?

-No!

-[groans] So what happens now?

-Well, if you have done it right,

you could nominate someone else for the challenge.

But in this case,

I think you'd better just cop-up a donation.

-Good call!

[spits card]

-Dude! Gross!

-What? Don't they take VISA? [laughs]

Yeah!

-Ugh!

-[laughs] Knife! [SLICE!]