User blog:Kidsnewsnairobi7yearold/The haunted kitchen

It was Halloween and orange and the gang were telling spooky stories. Orange went first Orange: One night in the kitchen this orange named orange was being really funny, the end. Pear: Orange your talking about yourself! Orange: nuh uh I'm talking about another orange. Pear went second. Pear: One night in a spooky kitchen like this 6 fruits were having fun. Until one vanished. Midget apple: ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Pear stop this story is killing me. Pear: I'm not done little buddy. The 5 fruits looked all around for that 1 fruit that had vanished. Then another vanished. Midget apple: Please stop! Pear: No I'm almost done. Orange: Good because after I can tell funny jokes. Pear: Then a Marshmallow found one of the missing fruits. Marshmallow: Yay, I found a fruit! Pear: Only 1 more minute of my story then Little apple will tell his. Pear: Then the first fruit that had vanished found a green icky fruit that was- Orange: Big and fat! (Laughs) Grapefruit: I bet that fruit had pride. Pear: Then the mystery ended. The end! How'd ya like my story? Orange: it was a funny story when that line green icky fruit that was big and fat! Midget apple: (crying) It spooked me! Pear: Sorry little buddy Marshmallow: I liked it because I was in it, yay! Passion fruit: Awesome story pear. ya know I wish marshmallows were fruit too. Grapefruit: Hated it. Pear: Ok little buddy ready for your spooky story? Midget apple: No! It won't be spooky nor scary it will be about an apple in fact. Midget apple: A little apple like me was skipping down the road one day. Until he ran into a small marshmallow Marshmallow: Yay like me! Midget apple: They talked for a while and decided to become best friends. Orange: This story is boring Marshmallow could be funnier than you. Midget apple: Hey! Orange: Marshmallow tell a story! Marshmallow: Ok! Once upon a time there were bunnies and rainbows and clouds and puppies and kittens and clouds and bunnies and kittens and rainbows! Orange: It's funny because he's repeating the same thing. Midget apple: I could totally do that. Orange: Then do it midget! Midget apple: That's little! Orange: Repeat it. Midget apple: I like rabbits with ears and goats with farms and- Pear: Stop! Midget apple: What you scared pear? Pear: No it makes no sense! Rabbits have to have ears! And goats are obviously on farms. Passion: I'll go next Passion: There was a squirrel who was playing hide and seek until he got- Orange: Eaten by a passion fruit! (Laughs) Passion: (crying) Orange I'd never eat an animal and you know that. Pear: He didn't mean it. Grapefruit: Break it up, break it up I'm next because I flex! (Laughs) It rhymes orange! Feast that! Midget apple: No time for it grapefruit! Grapefruit: Why cause your a jealous of my flexing tape I was in yesterday? Midget apple: No because Passion is hurt! Passion: (crying) I can't stop crying this is worse then when he almost told me knife! Grapefruit: Then I guess, bye! Pear: Passion are you ok? Passion: No! My feelings are hurt by that insensitive orange! Pear: Orange! Orange: What pear, like Midget apple said earlier ya scared? (Laughs) Passion: Uh! I can't stay in this town anymore, I'm moving! The gang: What? Pear: You can't losing one cost a ton! Orange: It's funny cause he rhymed. Passion: I'll pack my bags, say goodbye because this is the last Ike you'll see me. Midget apple: See orange, annoying ness hurts people's feelings. You have an addiction! Orange: No, you have one because your so small. (Laughs) Pear: Do you know what an addiction is? Orange: Nuh-uh but I know Nuh-uh is a funny word! (Laughs) Midget apple: Addiction means you can't stop doing/eating something because you like it. Orange: Oh, well how do I get rid of my addiction? Pear: I know a doctor named Mr. Lemon lime. He lives with his wife Ms. Lime. He will help you get away from your addiction. Orange: Where is this doctor? Pear: Come with me! I'll show you! You have 1 hour before Passion leaves and it takes 5 minutes to get their! Midget apple: I'm coming too. There are X-rays their! Orange: Thanks guys, without you Passion would have left a long time ago. Pear: (in the car) Well were here! Midget apple: Good, I was starting to worry we wouldn't get their in time! Mr Lemon Lime: Hello, Mr. Orange. You've scheduled 1st. Now what is your increased problem? Pear: He is so annoying he's driving a Passion fruit away! He needs to get rid of it! Mr Lemon Lime: I've seen worse. Now Mr. Orange I want ou to demonstrate to me your annoyance at this instant. Orange: Hey your an apple! You smell like broccoli. Hey are you Mr. Lime Lemon? (Laughs) Mr Lemon Lime: Hmmmmmmmm.... Not so bad but your getting their, Mr. Orange. Pear: Will he make it? Mr Lemon Lime: Of course! If he comes into the X-ray room then Ms. Lime will be guarding and X-raying him. Ms lime: (x-raying orange) Yes, he has an annoying bone. Not many people have this issue. Midget apple: What does this Mrs? Ms. Lime: It means that we have to cut his insides with knife just so we can get this work done. Pear: (crying) Is their any other way, Ms? Ms. Lime: Yes, he can just have some annoying blood removed so he's less annoying. Midget apple and Pear: Go with it! Ms. Lime: Orange this wont hurt at all your just getting some annoying blood removed so you'll be less annoying. Are you worried? Orange: Nah. How long with that take? Ms. Lime: 1 hour the most. Orange: Go! Ms. Lime removed his annoying blood. Ms. Lime: All better! Orange: Wow felt nothing. Ms. Lime: Oh! Yes I forgot the less annoying blood was put in this bag. Pear: Well what do we do with it? Ms. Lime: Well silly, don't drink it, play with it or eat it! Midget apple: We should save it just in case. Ms. Lime: You wont need it. Pear: Did she leave yet? Grapefruit: Yep. I begged her to watch my 50 minute flexing tape first but she didn't want too. Midget apple: Wher'd she go? Grapefruit: She's in Fruitville Hollywood station. Marshmallow: Yeah and she said she'll be gone for 23 years, yay! Orange: What? Gone? Really, really gone? Marshmallow: Yeah! She's gone forever! Yay! Orange felt horrible just for saying it. Orange:  We have to find her! Orange was acting more serious than he ever did. Grapefruit: Yeah but how will we find her? Pear:  Grandpa Lemon has a motorcycle, with his permissipon we could use that! Midget Apple: First we have to go home! All the fruits went home. Passion had already surprisingly rented an apartment. She lived in a 3-story building, and paying rent would be hard. She didn't miss the gang a bit, but they missed her. She was outside on her new padio, feeling the fresh air. Passion: Being away from home is better than I thought, no annoyance, no nothing just smooth breathing, that's all I need. Then Passion realized it was getting cold. Passion: I feel cold. Better get my jean jacket. Passion soon found her home to be an empty, place and started to cry, she did miss her friends, and she knew it. Passion: I miss them so nadly, I'm lonely and I just need to go back home! Sadly, because the mayor had ben knifed by Knife's big brother Knifey,  Hollywood had let itself go, and who knew, Passion could get killed that very second, back home it was nearly that way, but not exactly. Passion put on her Jean jacket, and her neigfhbor tissue wiped her eyes. She got on Bus, the mayor's objectal son. Bus: Hey, hey purple lady, are you sad? Passion: Yes, I left my real home to go to this stupid dump, and I don't feel safe without my friends! I don't even think they miss me! Orange and the gang were in Hollywood. Pear: I don't see Passion! Midget Apple: I don't hear her! Then Orange saw Bus, and stopped him. Orange: Have you seen a regular-sized purple Passion fruit? Bus: Well, I'm not sure if it was a Passion Fruit, but I saw someone like that, in fact she's in my bus now! Bus opened the door for Orange, as he and the gang cam in. Passion: Guys, am I dreaming or is that you? Pear: Not dreaming. Passion hugged her friends so much, all there juice came out. Passion: Sorry guys, I'm just so happy to see you! And I'm really sorry for throwing that big tantrum, for only the smallest problem. Orange: It's ok, can I start annoying you again? Pear: No! Orange: Great! (Does toungue sound), makes the worst sound in the world, and annoys his friends.