Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange Complete Transcript

Transcript
(The title "Annoying Orange 5: More Annoying Orange" appears from behind a black background. Orange is heard making a sputtering noise with his lips and sighs. The title disappears and Orange is shown on the counter.)

Orange: Kinda lonely in here all by myself.

(Dane Boedigheimer walks into the kitchen with a cooler, which he puts on the counter)

Orange: Hey! What's that?

(Dane Boedigheimer opens the cooler and takes Other Orange out of the cooler)

Other Orange: Whoa! That was fun! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Orange: Hey, you're an orange!

Other Orange: Hey, you're an orange!

Orange: I'm an orange!

Other Orange: I'm an orange!

Orange: That's what I said!

Other Orange: That's what I said! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! You want to hear a joke?

Other Orange: Okay!

Orange: Why'd the chicken cross the...

Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange!

Orange: What?

Other Orange: Why did the orange go blind?

Orange: Huh?

Other Orange: Because he was low on Vitamin See! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Hey, Guess What!? I was telling jokes!

Other Orange: Get it? Vitamin See? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! What did the orange say before he went to work?

Other Orange: "Back to the rind!" Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Hey! That's my joke!

Other Orange: hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! How many oranges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?!

Other Orange: (Grunts and Farts) Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: What was that?! I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just ...

(Other Orange farts again)

Other Orange: Ooh! There was a little pulp in that one! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange (Starting to become "The No Nonsense Orange"): What is wrong with you?!

Other Orange: I think I'm a little ripe! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Oh yeah? Well I bet you can't do this! (Burps and Laughs)

Other Orange: Oh, anybody can do that, watch! (Burps long and loudly) Told you I'm ripe!

Orange (Became "The No Nonsense Orange"): You're annoying!

Other Orange: No! I'm not! I'm an Orange!

Orange: Well you're...

Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! Why did the orange fall out of the tree?!

Orange: Because you're stupid?!

Other Orange: Because he went out on a limb! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Orange: Irrrrrrrrrr.

(Other Orange still laughs)

(Daneboe brings a juicer. Orange sees it and smiles)

Other Orange: (Laughing) I'm so funny, I tell the best jokes in the world!

Orange: Hey, Orange!

Other Orange: What? What is it, Orange?

Orange: Knife!

Other Orange: Huh?

(Daneboe cuts Other Orange in half)

(Other Orange screams, this the same screaming sound as Pumpkin's but this one is acuter)

(Orange laughs)

(Other Orange screams as he is juiced)

Orange: Hey, Orange! Way to go, you've got lots of guts! (Laughing) Get it? Guts? (Laughing)

(Other Orange stops screaming and dies. His body, along with the juicer is taken away)

Orange: Ahh, that's a lot better, piece and quiet.

(Daneboe brings in a cooler again)

Orange: Hey, what are you doing?

(Daneboe dumps the Orange Group out of the cooler)

Orange Group: Hey! Watch out. Whoa! Ah! Geez!

Orange: No!

Orange Group: Hey! Another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey! Another orange! Hey, Orange!

Orange: (long speech) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

Orange Group: Hey It's an orange! Right over there!

(Orange Laughs)

Orange Group: Hey! Guess What!? Chick-in Butt? He he he he he he he he he he he he he

(Question Shows Up While Oranges talking in the background: "What's your favorite pun of all time?")

Credits

 * Created by Daneboe
 * Directed by BobJenz
 * Written by Spencer Grove
 * Produced by Daneboe
 * Live Action Footage by Daneboe
 * Visual Effects by Kappa Studios
 * Sound Design by Skywalker Sound, iLife Sound Effects
 * Music by iLife Sound Effects and the other composers
 * Animated by ProductionPoptropica
 * With thanks to lucashurford6, greenyphatom2009, and geoshea
 * Animation by Reel FX Creative Studios
 * Additional Animation by Kappa Studios
 * Sound Effects by Reel FX Post Production Services
 * Music Services by Sony Pictures Studios
 * Edited by Magicmonkey761
 * Editorial Services by Technicolor Creative Services
 * Special thanks to BobJenz
 * (C) 2009 Gagfilms, Inc.
 * Distributed by Youtube Studios, A Google Company