Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 11: Flappy Bird Returns/Transcript

Transcript
Gingerbread Man: Hey, I got a special delivery here.

Pear: Huh. Well, I didn’t order anything.

Gingerbread Man: Well, somebody in this kitchen ordered this here pile of explosives. I’m looking for one Mr. Orange.

Pear: Orange? Why did you order a pile of explosives?

Orange: I prefer to ask, why wouldn’t I? (laughs)

Pear: Dude, this is an Ask Orange episode. You know very well that these are going to explode in—

Orange: LET's GET TO THE QUESTIONS!

Announcer: "Hey Orange, Flappy Bird's back in the kitchen!"

Orange: Noooo!

Pear: Huh? No! No! NOT THE EXPLOSION! [slow-motion screaming]

[ka-boom!]

Announcer: "Can you fart rainbows, Orange?"

Orange: [farts]. Nope. Just diamonds. [laughs]

Aannouncer: "Print yourself in a 3D printer."

Orange: No sweat! [printer powers up] It's my first time operating one of these things, so give me a second to, um... No, that's wrong. Too melty. Aah! Too evil. Is that one a burrito? Oh, I forgot I had it set to Taco Bell. [laughs] Hey! That one might be worth something! Looks like a Picasso! [laughs]

Announcer: "Look out! Someone's going to lick you!"

Orange: Huh? What? No-- hey! Hey, get outta here, licorice. Get outta here.

Something: But I love licking things. Come on!

Orange: No!

Something: Come on!

Orange: No! Get outta here, you perv!

Something: One lick for the road? Blblblbl?

Orange: NO!

Something: Okay, okay!

Orange: HEY!

Announcer: "Can you please put chili sauce in someone's eyes?"

Orange: Sure! Huh. Doesn't seem to be anybody around. Guess I'll just put it in my own eye-- [screaming]: Why?! Why would I do this to myself! Aah-ha-ha-ha!

Announcer: "Do you love Passion Fruit? A clean answer!"

Orange: All right, all right. I'll give you a clean answer. [drumroll] [splash!] [mumbling underwater]

Announcer: "♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batpan! ♪"

Orange: [laughs]

BatPan: I came as soon as I heard.

Robinero Sauce: As did I, Robinero Sauce.

Orange: Ah, sorry, guys. False alarm. Just singin' the theme song, that's all.

[record scratches]

BatPan: Oh.

(all) ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batpan! ♪

Announcer: "Have you ever had a near death moment?"

Orange: Hmm. Can't say I ever have, but if I ever do have a scrape with death, perhaps I'll-- Aah!

Whoa! Wait a minute. I kinda feel like a lot of that stuff hasn't even happened yet.

Announcer: "Please tell me if Marshmallow is a boy or girl. Please!"

Orange: [mumbling underwater] [laughs]

Announcer: "Who would win in a fight between Midget Apple and Marshmallow? Does Midget Apple have a SMALL chance?"

Orange: [laughs] Nice one! Well, you two, ready... FIGHT!

[bell clangs]

Midget Apple: Here comes the pain, Marshmallow! Get ready!

Marshmallow: Ya-he-he-hey! I love pain!

Midget Apple: [grunting] Um, this sword is kinda of heavy.

Marshmallow: I love you!

Midget Apple: Ah, come on, don't say that right now. We're in a fight, Marshmallow.

Marshmallow: I love fights! Almost as much as I love you! YAY!!!

Midget Apple: [groans] Worst. Fight. Ever.

Announcer: "Hey Orange, IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!"

[explosive yelling]

Announcer: "Can Marshmallow twerk?"

Marshmallow: Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay! Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay! Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!

Announcer: "How fast can Orange roll? and "How long can you burp after drinking Zoop?"

Orange: All right, we're about to find out the answer to both of those questions right now. Ready with the radar gun, Pear?

Pear: Yep!

Orange: Ready with the stopwatch, Midget Apple?

Midget Apple: It's Little Apple! But honestly, I don't even know why I bother anymore.

Orange: Sounds great! Let's do this!

Midget Apple: Okay. Three... two... ONE!

Orange: [gulping]

Zip: This is extreme! Zoooo...

Orange: [continuous belch]

Pear: He's got good speed.

Orange: [belch continues]

Pear: I think I'm gonna need a bigger radar gun.

Gingerbread Man: Special delivery! I've got this second pile of explosives here.

Pear: What the?

[all scream]

[KA-BOOM!]