Briquet

Briquet was the main subject of the episode of the same name. Briquet was first seen being placed onto the counter by Dane Boedigheimer, which made Orange relieved that he would no longer be bored. At first, Orange mistook Briquet for a rock, but Briquet explained that he was not a rock, but a briquet. Orange mistook this for the word "brickhead", which made him think that he was a brick. Orange then began annoying Briquet, which made him upset. When Orange began whistling, Briquet said that "he sounded like a dying snake", and orange retorted by saying he was "hard" to like. Briquet then questioned why he was even in the kitchen in the first place, and what he had done to deserve it. Orange, however, continued to annoy him, up to the point where he began crying hysterically. Orange soon felt remorse for his actions, and began trying to cheer Briquet up. At one point he yelled the word "hibachi" which Briquet thought was a funny word, but was merely a warning from Orange about a nearby hibachi grill which Briquet was then placed on. Seconds after that, a meat patty showed up, and he, too, was placed on the grill. Orange was bored again after that.

= Quotes = "Yeah, just put me down right here, that totally makes sense!"

"So, your'e talking to me?"

"What, wha-, What is going on?"

"Ummm, okay, I appreciate that?"

"I'm--, I'm, I'm so confused!"

"Gah, stop! I'm not a rock!"

"No, I am a briquette!"

"Briquette!"

"Fine, then you're a moron!"

"What?"

"Wait, wh--, what?"

"Oh, now I get it, ha ha, it's still not funny, though!

"Ahh!!"

"Great, you hate my voice and I hate yours! So, how about we just stop talking!?"

"You sound like a dying snake!"

"Anyone ever told you that you should not speak, unless you can improve upon the silence?"

"I don't know what I did to deserve this, gah! I don't even know what I'm doing here!"

"Briquette, charcoal briquette!"

"(screaming) I can't take it anymore!!"

"Everything was cool in the bag in the garage! Why did they bring me here?"

"What, what?"

"Hibachi? *laughs* That's a--, That's a. That's a funny word!"

"Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"