User:Neo Theta/Archive

It is I, your very own evil overlord Neo Theta! I'm the janitor. Always have been, always will be.

I am the worst janitor ever. I also don't really exist.

I think I'll build a robot
I don't know much about building robots, but I'll read through the instructions and see what I can do. I've got the software, the new account, and Parallels. My robot will remove all those unnecessary categories that always bothered me, and if it's possible, correct the redlinks left on many of the pages.

I know it's technically called a bot. I'm just calling it a robot because it sounds cooler.

EDIT: Forget the robot. I can't do it with this hardware.

Note
From now on, I will run a search on anyone who challenges me, so that I know exactly who I'm dealing with. Because, the last time someone ran me off this Wiki, it turned out they were just a little kid. Man, that was embarrassing. Almost makes me ashamed to show my face around here.

Lament
It's been five years. Every other admin has gone. I'm the only one left – the one who keeps coming back, chipping away at it for no good reason. Why do I even bother? I'm not being paid for this. The time I spend here, could easily be spent doing something useful. I could be working on that web novel I started in 2012 and never finished. I could be writing that other thing I said I'd do. I could be out finding a real job. I could be getting a GED. I could be getting a driver's license. I could be doing something other than living a pointless life as a stereotypical basement dweller. And you know what? I think that's exactly what I'll do. Oh, I'm not abandoning this Wiki, I'll still keep coming back now and then to chip away at it. But the thing is, I need to have my own life, I can't just be a deadbeat forever. I'm 21, and I still don't have any plan or clear goals in mind for how I'm going to live my life. I can't do any of that if I'm spending all my time here. Again, this isn't goodbye, you know I always come back. I just need to focus on my priorities. I don't know if I'll actually get anything done. I find that every time I say "Enough is enough, I'm actually doing something for a change!" I never actually do anything. Who's to say that this time will be any different?

Apology
I'm terribly sorry if I scared anyone with that "possible permanent resignation" thing. I was having a hard time, I heard some things, and I panicked. That's all that was, just pure paranoia. I'm not going to die, none of my stuff is going into the public domain. All that's going to happen a long time from now. Should be somewhere around, oh, 58 years or so.

Other

 * "You Say, Therefore I Am"

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