Annoying Orange:Hey Apple!/Transcript


 * video starts with a text that says "The Annoying Orange"

Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple!

Apple: What? What? What is it!

Orange: Orange you glad didn't say apple again? *laughs*

Apple: Yeah. Yeah That was joke the first 400 times you said it.

Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: What?

Orange: You look fruity! *laughs*

Apple: Yeah, that. That was hilarious.

Orange: Hey! Hey Apple!

Apple: What!?!?

Orange: Can you do 10 push ups in 10 seconds?

Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms; how am I going to do one push-up?

Orange: Hey!

Apple: What?

Orange: Hey Apple!

Apple: What?!

Orange: Can you do this? *blabbing*

Apple: No!

Orange: Try it! *continues blabbing*

Apple: No, stop it!

Orange: *still blabbing*

Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it.

Orange: *making spit noises while blabbing*

Apple: Would you please be quiet?!

Orange: *stops blabbing*

Apple: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can't even hear myself think! (grunts)

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: WHAT?!

Orange: Knife!

Apple: Huh? *gets sliced* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Orange: Ooh! Ah! I-I warned you Ow! Well that looks like it hurts!

Apple: Noooooooooo, aaaaaahhhh!

Orange: Tried to warn him!


 * long silence


 * camera pans over to Pear

Orange: Hey, Pear!

Pear: Oh, god!


 * video ends with a text on the screen reading "Created by Daneboe, @ Gagfilms.com 2009"