Annoying Orange: Something Smells/Transcript

Midget Apple: (grunting) Ugh, I can't do it.

Orange: No no no no no. Watch, it's super easy. One, two, three.

Pear: Dude, tongue pushups are not easy.

Orange: Really? Well, I thought everybody did them.

Marshmallow: Nope, Orange has an incredible talent! Yay! Ew, oh, ew.

Pear: Hold on, does anybody else smell that?

Midget Apple: Yeah, it smells like a skunk's armpit.

Orange: It smells like a compost pile barfed on a subway.

Pear: It smells like a sewer lit some hair on fire and then took a poo.

Grapefruit: Ahoy-hoy, fellas and Marshy. Notice anything different about your boy Grapefruit?

Pear: You mean besides the visible odor lines eminating from your body?

Grapefruit: Hehe, I see ya caught my whiff of my new cologne, Evacuate.

Midget Apple: Why is it called that?

Orange: Probably cause every room he enters instantly evacuates! Hahahahahahaha!

Grapefruit: Haha, very funny. Anyone wanna try it on?

Midget Apple: I'll pass.

Orange: And I'll pass out. Hahahahahahaha!

Pear: Um, Grapefruit? They misspelled cologne on the bottle.

Grapefruit: What?

Pear: Yeah, it says colon.

Orange: I mean, given how bad it smells, maybe it's not a misspelling at all. Hahahahahahaha!

Midget Apple: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. So Grapefruit's new fragrance is called Evacuate Colon?

(rest of the gang laughs, except Grapefruit)

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