Annoying Orange: Luck o' the Irish/Transcript

''The title "Annoying Orange: Luck of the Irish" appears from behind a black background. Orange is heard.)''

Orange: (Singing to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Bored B-Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored. B-B-B-B-Bored. B-Bored Bored Bored.

(T'he title disappears and Orange is shown on the counter. He laughs, then sighs)

(Liam the Leprechaun poofs onto the counter)

Orange: Whoa!

Liam: Here Goldy, Goldy, Goldy! I know you're around here somewhere!

Orange: It's the Jolly Green Giant!

Liam: Me? No. No. No. No. No. I'm a leprechaun.

Orange: I'm an orange.

Liam: Yeah, I can see that. Good for you.

Orange: Hey, who shrunk you, Jolly Green Giant? You look like you just got out of the dryer. (Laughs)

Liam: I'm not a giant. I'm a leprechaun. And I'm looking for me pot o' gold.

(Orange is seen by a rainbow and a pot of gold.)

Orange: Oh! You mean this thing?

Liam: Blast! How did I miss that? Alright, ya wee talkin' orange. What do you take for me pot o' gold?

Orange: Huh?

Liam: The gold. What do you want for it?

Orange: Oh, I want a pot of gold.

Liam: No. You don't get the pot o' gold, I get the pot o' gold. I'll tell you. I'll just give three wishes for it. How about that?

Orange: Three wishes? Okay.

Liam: All right then! What's your first wish?

Orange: I wish for a pot of gold.

Liam: No! You can't have the gold, the gold is mine! You can have something else. Something less goldy. Something like ..uh.....uh..

Orange: Ooh, a whistling pinwheel.

Liam: A whistling pinwheel. Dear lord, you're a fruity orange. (chuckles) YOU GOT IT!

(A pinwheel appears)

Orange: Yaaaaaaay!

(He blows on the pinwheel that whistles as it spins the pinwheel and laughs)

Liam: All right, All right. Shimmer down now.

(Orange keeps blowing on the pinwheel and laughing)

Liam: Okay. What's wish number two gonna be?

(Orange is still blowing on the pinwheel and laughing)

Orange: Whoo!

Liam: Hey, Come on!

(Orange is still laughing as the pinwheel whistles as it spins)

Liam: Stop it, already!

(The pinwheel disappears)

Orange: Hey!

Liam: You can have it back, when you're wishing's done, and I have me gold.

Orange: Well that blows. (laughing)

Liam: Okay, Okay, Okay. Wish number two. What do you want?

Orange: I wish I had my pinwheel back.

Liam: You already got your bleedin' pinwheel! You can't wish for it twice! There are rules, Orange.

Orange: Okay, I wish for one billion wishes.

Liam: No, no, no. You can't wish for more wishes. That's against the rules, too.

Orange: I wish there wasn't so many rules.

Liam: You can't wish for that either!

Orange: Then I got nothing.

Liam: Oh, come on! You can have anything you want in the world! You can have... (An image of a car appears)

a new car...

(An image of a unicorn appears)

a unicorn...

(An image of a girl in a bikini appears)

a lovely lass in a bikini...

(An image of the "Lucky Charms" marshmallows appear)

or even marshmallows shaped like diamonds, horseshoes, and stars.

Orange: Nah. Marshmallows make me gassy.

(He farts and laughs)

Liam: You ridiculous little idiot! I'm offering you anything in the world for that pot o' gold, and you don't want nothing!

Orange: I want my pinwheel.

Liam: FORGET ABOUT THE PINWHEEL FOR TWO SECONDS!!!

Orange: Pot of gold?

Liam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! KEEP IT!!! FORGET IT!! I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE!!!!!!

Orange: Whoa! Take it easy, little giant.

Liam: ''I'M NOT A LITTLE GIANT! I'M A FREAKIN' LEPRECHAUN!!!!'' And you're an annoying sack of citrus if I've ever met in all me days!!!!!

Orange: (irritated) Fine! I wish you had your pot of gold so you'd stop being so angry!

Liam: Finally!

(The pot of gold drops from the sky and lands on Liam as he screams as the pot of gold crushes him)

Orange: Whoa! Sorry, Little Giant! Are you okay? Little Giant? Little Giant? Oh, now I'll never get my pinwheel back. (sighs)

(The camera zooms out, showing Pear, blowing on Orange's pinwheel)

Orange: Hey!

Pear: Finders keepers, dude!

(An orange background is shown with Orange asking "If you had one wish, what would you wish for? Why?") as the Fruity Question of the Day)