Annoying Orange: Rap-berry/Transcript


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Jim Raspberry: Now, come on, Red! You can't be serious!

Red Raspberry: No! Not this time, Jim! There's a great big beautiful world out there, and I want to be a part of it!

Jim Raspberry: I'm tellin' you, Red! There's nothing outside the pack but danger!

Red Raspberry: Skip it, Jim! I've got my eyes on the future now!

Jim Raspberry: Don't you get it, Red? You're doomed! (The Rasberry Bowl is Taken Away) Dooomed!

Red Raspberry: (sighs) Doomed. How does he know?

Orange: Hey! Hey, Maid Marien Berry!

Red Raspberry: Huh? What was that?

Orange: Where's Robin Hood? (laughing)

Red Raspberry: Oh! (the camera quickly zooms out to reveal Red Raspberry in the kitchen) OH NO!

(title card)

Red Raspberry: Oh, god! This-this is not happening! This is not happening!

Orange: Hey! Hey Crazy Berry! Why are you talking to yourself?

Red Rasberry: Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me!

Red Raspberry: Tell me you're not a Pear, your just a miss-shaped apple! Right? Right?

Pear: What’s your problem?

Red Raspberry:&nbsp My problem? I’m in the freakin kitchen! What do you think I’m an idiot.

Pear: Ahhhh!

Orange:&nbsp Hmm, I wonder what he’s talking about?

Orange: Hey! Hey, Crazy Berry! Why are you talking yourself?

Red Raspberry: Don't talk to me! DON'T TALK TO ME!

Orange: You don’t look too good, crazy berry!

Pear: Hey, who’s the new guy?

Red Raspberry: New guy! No! I’m not the new guy! I’m just passing through!

Orange: Wow, how do you hitch-hike without thumbs! (laughs)

Red Raspberry:&nbsp Everybody knows about the kitchen! There’s this Orange and he’s totally annoying and he hangs out with this dopey Pear.

Pear: Hey!

Red Raspberry: And a bunch of other fruits!

Marshmallow: And Marshmallows!

Red Raspberry: And if you end up on the wrong side of the counter, you get knifed!

Pear; Come on, man! I’m sure your gonna be fine!

Orange: Yah, not all the new fruits get knifed!

Red Raspberry: Really?

Orange: Some get blended, some get smashed.

Red Raspberry: Well, this is so bad!

Pear: Wait! Remember Kiwi, he exploded!

Orange:&nbsp Well, he did have a short fuse!

(Orange and Pear laugh)

Red Raspberry: I’m going to die, I’m going to die!

Pear: No, there’s gotta be a way, do you have any talents? Maybe if you can do something really cool, you won’t get knifed!

Red Raspberry:&nbsp Like what?

Orange: Oww, Oww, can you touch your eye-ball with your tongue? Like this….

Red Raspberry: Ah,

(Orange tries to touch his eye-ball)

Orange: You're not trying!

Red Raspberry:&nbsp Ah,

Orange: You're not trying!

Pear:&nbsp Okay, okay, that’s not working, we something else, oh, I know! You should jump through the firey hoops of freedom!

Orange:&nbsp Yah, that always works for Grandpa Lemon!

Grandpa Lemon: Time to kick the tires and light the fires! Geronimo!

(Grandpa Lemon jumps over the hoops and falls asleep)

Red Raspberry:&nbsp Are you crazy, I’m not doing that! I’m a freakin raspberry!

Orange: Rap-berry, I didn’t know your a Rap-Berry!

Red Raspberry: No! I’m a Raspberry, with an “S”

Orange: Hey, hey Rap-Berry!

Red Raspberry: Stop it! Stop talking to me!

Orange:&nbsp Hey Rap-Berry! Hey!

Red Raspberry; What?

Orange: Erit errit errit (beat-boxing)

Red Raspberry: What? What was that?

Orange:&nbsp (beat-boxing)

Red Raspberry:&nbsp What are you doing?

Pear: He’s right my friend, its the only way, its the only way to get out of here alive! Ready, lets do this!

Red Raspberry: I was hungry for adventure so I came into the Kitchen. Chasin’ down a dream like a berry on a mission! Now I got in trouble, not a little but a lot. Trying to save my life on the choppin’ block.

Pear: Your rhymes are colder than Frigid Snapple

Orange: And your even smaller than Midget Apple

Midget Apple: Hey, watch it buddy! I don’t need no scorn!

Marshmallow: Do you think this saddle fits a unicorn?

Red Raspberry: That knife be crazy. That knife be sharp. If I stop for a second I’ll be playin’ a harp. To stay alive I gotta prove. I’m gifted. Hit the floor For the knife gets lifted!

Pear:&nbsp Yah!

Orange:&nbsp Yah!

Marshmallow:&nbsp That was fresh!

Midget Apple:&nbsp Whoop there it is!

Red Raspberry:&nbsp I never, I never knew I could do that! This is amazing!

Pear: There is no way your gonna get knifed now!

Red Raspberry:&nbsp You know, I learned a lot about myself today, I learned a lot about life, but most importantly before you can be true to anybody else, you gotta be true to yourself. I love you guys!

(Daneboe places the container of Raspberries)

Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, and Marhsmallow: (scream)

Jim Raspberry: Hey, there, you folks seen any other berries around here?