Annoying Orange: Kitchen-Mon/Transcript

Grapefruit: For the last time, I am not a grape.

Orange: But your name is Grape--

Grapefruit: My name is Grapefruit.

Orange: Grapes are fruits, though. So you're a grape! (laughs)

Grapefruit: Am not!

Orange: Am too!

Grapefruit: Am not!

Orange: Am-- Whoa! What are you?

Poke Ball: I'm a Pokemon ball.

Orange: Whoa! Is that a type of grape?

Poke Ball: Not even close.

Orange: You poke grapes? Is that why they call you Pokemon? (laughs)

Poke Ball: I don't even have a finger to poke with, and my relation to grapes is basically nil.

Orange: Hey, I like that word! Nil, nil, nil, nil, nil...

Poke Ball: Is he always this annoying?

Orange: Nil, Nil, NUNUNUNIL!

Grapefruit: Pal, you don't know the half of it.

Orange: Hey, hey Mon, hey, Hey Mon!

Poke Ball: It's POKemon! Not Mon!

Orange: Mon! Hey, hey Mon, hey!

Poke Ball: What!?

Orange: Knife!

(Knife appears.)

Poke Ball: Oh no. This isn't gonna end well.

(Knife cracks open Poke Ball, turning the kitchen into an anime version of itself.)

Grapefruit and Orange: WHOA!

(title card)

Orange: Well, looky what we have "hair"! (laughs)

Grapefruit: Wow, check it out! I "abs"oluteley could get used to this. (chuckles)

Orange: You look more then a grape then ever! You have 6 of them on your stomach! (laughs)

Grapefruit: You know what? If you're not gonna stop calling me a grape, I'll make you stop calling me a grape! Midget Apple, I CHOOSE YOU!

Midget Apple: That's Little Apple!

Orange: A full-on Kitchen-mon battle? Don't you think that's a tiny overreaction, Grape? (laughs)

(Grapefruit and Midget Apple growling)

Orange: Pear, I choose you!

Pear: Oh, come on, I was in the middle of reading.

Grapefruit: Midget Apple, use your mini-boom!

Midget Apple: Mini-BOOM!!

Pear: Cool. Can I get back to my book now?

Orange: Pear, stop being such a bookworm and use your bookworm! (laughs)

Pear: Uhh, fine. BOOKWORM!!!!

(Yoshi Bookworm appears.)

(Midget Apple screaming)

Yoshi Bookworm: Hey, I want a meal, not a snack! (snickers)

Midget Apple: OK, that's just rude.

Grapefruit: So it's gonna be like this, is it? Grandpa Lemon, I CHOOSE YOU!

Grandpa Lemon: Wha-wha, where am I?

Grapefruit: Use your sleep wave.

Grandpa Lemon: That's what I do best: Sleepwa--(sleep wave)

Pear: Aah! Boy, am I tuckered out.

Orange: Looks like I have only one option left. Marshmallow, I choose you!

Marshmallow: Yay! Puppies!

Orange: Marshmallow, use your rainbow ray!

Marshmallow: That's my favorite ray! YAAY!!!

Grandpa Lemon: Oh, it's another flying dream.

Grapefruit: Well, Orange, looks like you won this round.

Orange: Yeah, know what else is round? A grape! (laughs)

Grapefruit: (turning into a shade of purple) (groaning)

Orange: C'mon, Marshmallow, let's catch some more Kitchen-mon! Yeah!

Singer: Kitchen-mon, gotta catch them all!