Annoying Orange: Foreign Exchange Foodent/Transcript

(The episode begins as Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Grapefruit,Orange's Sister , Passion Fruit & Strawberry playing Go Fish)

Passion: Got any threes?

Orange: Go fish!

Midget Apple: Liar, I can see a 3 right there in your hand!

Orange: No, ( Throw his cards to the right ) fish!

(A red Swedish accent candy fish walks into the kitchen)

Sven: Hey-de, hi-de, ho-de. I am Sven, the Swedish fish. I am here as a foreign exchange student.

Passion: ( Gasps ) That accent, it's just so--

Orange: Weird?

Midget Apple: Over the top?

Pear: Potentially culturally insensitive?

Passion: It's so sexy.

Orange: Huh?

(Record scratches)

Sven: Since I am so new to your kitchen, I was hoping someone might be willing show me around.

(Passion, Orange's Sister & Strawberry walk up to him)

Strawberry: I volunteer.

Grapefruit: Guys, I think we need to get accents.

( Cut to the title card with polka music in the background )

Midget Apple: What accent are you studying, Orange?

Orange: I'm gonna go with Russian. ( In Russian accent ) It sounds so tough, quite a-manly. ( Laughs )

Midget Apple: I'm studying French. Girls love the French accent. That's why I brought in a vocal coach.

French Fry: Oi, oi, let us begin.

Midget Apple: ( In French accent ) Hello, my name is Little Apple

French Fry: Slow with the Os, loosen you jaw, pretend your tongue is made of jelly, eh?

Midget Apple: (Still in French accent) Hello, my name is Little Apple.

French Fry: More with the Os, less intelligible. Imagine your whole mouth is soupy nonsense, eh? ( Blows kiss )

Midget Apple: ( Still in French accent ) Hello, my name is Little Apple.

French Fry: Now I have no clue what you're even trying to say. You're finally getting French, eh.

(Little Apple groans)

Grapefruit: I'm going with Canadian, 'cause it's so easy.

Pear: Let's hear it.

Grapefruit: I'm doing it right now.

Little Apple: That's not an accent, that's just your regular voice.

Grapefruit: Exactly. The Canadian accent sound exactly like ours except for one word. See if you can guess which one. (Canadian) My name is Grapefruit. I'm a Libra & I love weightlifting. But enough a-boot me, let's talk a-boot you.

Midget Apple: What's with Canadians & boots anyway?

Orange: It's really cold up there, so winter boots are constantly on their minds. ( Laughs )

Grapefruit: ( Still in Canadian accent ) What a-boot you, Pear? What accent are you gonna use to impress the ladies?

Pear: I don't know. Maybe Australian.

Midget Apple: Oh, that's a good one!

Grapefruit: Might even win over some guys with an Australian accent. ( Laughs )

Orange: Let's hear it, Pear.

Pear: (In Australian accent) Aye, mates! Put another shrimp on the barbie.

(Record scratches again)

Midget Apple: Um, that's horrible.

Grapefruit: Not even close, dude.

Pear: ( Still in Australian accent ) I'll have the bloomin' onion, please.

Midget Apple: Colder, definitely colder.

Pear: (Still in Australian accent) Tie me kangaroo down, sport.

Grapefruit: Pear, do everyone a favor & never attempt an accent ever again.

Pear: Yeah, sounds like a plan.

Orange: Oh, they're coming back. Everyone, get your accents ready.

(Sven, Strawberry, Passion & Orange's Sister come back)

Sven If I had any idea the foods in American kitchens were always beautiful as this, I would have come much sooner. (They all laugh )

Orange: (In Russian accent) Hello, Passion.

Passion: Orange, what's wrong with your voice?

Orange: ( Still in Russian accent ) Nothing wrong. I make conversation in normal fashion.

Passion: Is there something stuck in your esophagus?

Midget Apple: ( In French accent ) Bon jor, ladies.

Orange's Sister: What?

French Fry: Make your moth soupier.

Midget Apple: (Still in French accent) Bon jor.

Orange's Sister: I have no idea what you're saying.

French Fry: Soupier, you fool!

Midget Apple: ( Still in French accent ): Blah, blah!

Grapefruit: ( In Canadian accent ) You know, Sven, I lived in the kitchen my whole life. I'd be happy to tell you anything you'd like to know a-boot it.

Passion: What's going on? Why are you guys talking so weird?

Pear: ( In Australian accent ) Crikey, look at that wallaby.

Passion: Uh, come on. These boys are being weird.

Sven: It was a pleasure to meet you.

Orange: ( In not real Canadian accent ) Bye, Sven, See you a-boot! ( Laughs )

Grapefruit: Hey, that's my accent, dude. Stop stepping on my game!

Orange: No, boot!

Sven: Huh?

(He screams & is squashed by a boot. Strawberry avoids being crushed by jumping off the counter. Passion gasps in fear. Strawberry screams until she reaches the floor, which she gets crushed by. Orange screams)

Sven: (Higher pitched Swedish accent) I'm okay, my vocal cords appear to have been crushed. However, I guess this is my new voice now.

Passion: Ugh.

Sven: So, what part of the kitchen would you ladies like to show me next?

Orange's Sister: Um, maybe you should show yourself around.

Passion: Yeah, bye.

Pear: (Still in Australian accent) Crikey, welcome to the club, man

(Record scratches one last time)

Grapefruit: Dude, just no.

Pear: Yeah, I'm sorry.