Orange: Yo yo yo it's A to the O back with a December to dismember. (laughs)
Apple: Uh, don't you mean remember?
Orange: Hmm...nope (Apple gets chopped by knife) Yeech! I better cut to the chase already (laughs)
Voice: Goldylover asks (reads)
GoldyLover Do you ever wish you were a toy?
Orange: You bet I do! (record scratches) Wait a second!
(poof) Ah-ha!
Orange: Little Green Giant, You tricked me!
Liam: You got it. (Liam turns Orange into a toy)
Orange: Whoa! I'm like Pinocchio in reverse. I always wanted to be a real toy. (Laughs)
(Explosions go off) Announcer: It's time for Ask Orange!
Orange: Okay fruit fans, let's get to the questions!
Voice: (reads)
ThePowerOfPie11 Hey Orange, are you annoying on purpose?
Orange: Annoying on porpoise? (screen zooms out to two dolphins, Orange riding on one) Don't be ridiculous! (porpoise squeaks, Orange laughs then motorboats)
Voice: JoiBeans asks, (reads)
JoiBeans Orange,do u like turtles
(does not read Orange)
Orange: (at Waterfront Park, Downtown Kitchenville and white and black like the zombie kid) Yes, I like turtles!
Voice: (reads)
eternitymoonlight If there were zombies in the kitchen what would u do?
Orange: I would call... Squash!
Zombies: Huh?
Squash: (squashes the zombies) Ewww, gross! Zombie guts!
Voice: (reads)
littlelatina00 how long can you shut up?
Orange: Hmm, let's find out. Start the timer... now! (timer goes to 1.30 seconds and stops) Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya..
Pear: Wow. 1.3 seconds. I think that's a record.
Voice: (reads)
youwatdaguat how long can you be annoying
Orange: Ooh! Let's find out! Start the timer, now-
(screen zooms out to Pear and Midget Apple talking at once as record scratch plays)
Pear: No! Don't start the timer! Please don't start the timer! Please, stop it! Stop!
Midget Apple: No! Stop! Don't start the timer! What are you doing? Stop it! No! That's a horrible idea, stop!
Voice: (reads)
partyrocker8596 hey orange hey hey hey orange! has a screaming rainbow ever attacked you?
(does not read hey orange hey hey)
Orange: A screaming rainbow? That's ridicul- (Screaming Rainbow attacks Orange, and both scream)
Marshmallow: Yay! I love screaming rainbows!
Voice: (reads)
userofdoom1 Why PEAR IS BORING?
(swaps Pear and is to read Why is Pear boring?)
Orange: Hmm.. I better let Pear handle this one.
Pear: (wearing glasses and a chalkboard with lots of math equations) Hey, I just figured out the answer to this equation. Its... (record scratch plays, and Pear looks at the viewers) you're an apple.
Orange: (laughs)
Voice: (reads)
TheCoolmanlive what does the mystry button do?
Orange: I don't know. Click it and see! Do it! Click it now!
Voice: (reads)
compatflame9 what happened to midget apple's machine gun
Orange: Don't you mean his mini-gun (laughs, then screams when Midget Apple shoots him) Whoa!
Midget Apple: What were you saying now, Orange?
Voice: (reads)
SkyPrince181 ANSWER THE "QUESTION IS MARSHMALLOW BOY OR A GIRL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I WANNA KNOW T_T!
(does not read ANSWER THE QUESTION, adds a in between marshmallow and boy, does not read T_T)
Orange: Okay, okay. I know everyone wants an answer, so I'm gonna stop toying around... and start toying around.
Marshmallow (in toy form): I'm not a boy or a girl. I'm a toy! Hehehehe!
Orange: (laughs)
Voice: (reads)
ImIndoPeople Where is copper Lincoln?
Orange: He's where he always is: in da house.
(screen cuts to Copper Lincoln breakdancing with a boombox)
Copper Lincoln: Copper Lincoln is in da house! What's up?
Orange: Copper Lincoln, go, go, go, go
(Copper Lincoln breakdances)
Voice: Tigertot11 asks, (reads)
Tigertot11 Have you ever tamed a tiger?
Orange: (on a tiger that is running) Waahh... I'm still working on it. It's been a real "wildcat" though. (laughs, screen zooms out to Orange on the tiger's head) Whoa!!
Voice: (reads)
davidarchuleta1001 make a spoof of breaking dawn called breaking wind! Do it now!
(does not read Do it now!"
(screen shows with a title card that says The Twilight Saga: Breaking Wind Fart I, then goes to Orange and Passion in a forest)
Orange: I.. I've got something for you, Bella.
Passion: What is it, orange?
Orange: It's something I've wanted to give you for a very long time.
Passion: What is it, Orange? Just tell me. Please?
Orange: Okay, are you ready?
Passion: Just tell me, Orange. It's okay.
Orange: (grunts and farts, then laughs)
Passion: (groans)
(screen cuts back to Orange in the kitchen)
Orange: Wow! Best movie ever! (laughs) Well, that does it for now, but make sure to leave a question in the comment area below for next time. (a bunch of toys as Orange drops behind him and laugh, screen zooms out to see Pear looking confused) Oh! And don't forget to pick up the new Annoying Orange toys in stores now! And if you do, make sure to head over to my Facebook picture contest. Just upload a picture of you with one of my toys or T-shirts for a chance to win an iPad. So start asking some questions... and uploading some pictures! (laughs, as well as his toys)
Pear: (groans) This is a terrible idea!