Annoying Orange: Crappy Caption 7: Rolling In The Dough/Transcript
- Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption every video for our hearing impaired fans. And also because Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!
- Orange: Yeah. You are. Yeah. But, I haven’t heard there were. No. It’s Jabba the Hutt.
- Dough: Job with what, no? No, I think you’re -
- Orange: All mixed up? Nope, that’s your job. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Dough: Ha. I feel like I pulled a muscle of their.
- Orange: Little boy!
- Dough: What? What?
- Orange: Did you like the beaters or did the beaters like you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Dough: Or would you just shut up?
- Orange: Yeah. I guess that's a yes I could do. Hey, I don't know.
- Dough: Why he can eat fruit for brains? What?
- Orange: Rolling pin!
- Dough: Jar! Jar!
- Orange: Wow! Well, that's just flat out wrong. Oh. Wow.
- Orange: Hey, have you tried wiggling?
- Dough: Well, of course, I have. It's no use of stock.
- Orange: OK. Whatever greased you better.
- Dough: I am Krista butter.
- Orange: Too much information, dude.
- Dough: Who? God, this is the worst day ever!
- Orange: Hey, hey, what's going on over there? Oh.
- Dough: What? What is it?
- Orange: Nothing.
- Dough: That didn't sound like nothing. Oh no! DOS! Ha ha ha! That's hard!
- Orange: Yeah. You should take a shower. You look up crusty.
- Dough: If I crusty, mean golden brown. I tell you, Orange. That oven was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel firm like I could take on the world.
- Orange: I don’t know. You look like a little for me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Dough: You think I’m full of hot air? A-ha.
- Dough and Orange: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Dough: No! No! Yeah!
- Orange: I don’t worry, love. I’m sure that will heal.
- Dough: Oh no, this is going to hurt down my face. All out on my -
- Dough: Dough! Josh!
- Orange: Stupid he’ll. Where do you go?
- Dough: To cure move my first.
- Orange: Wow. Dude, I think her toast. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Dough: Oh. This is not good.
- Orange: Man, you’re really having a crummy day.
- Dough: Is it hot in here or is it just because?
- Orange: I don’t know. Let’s ask Bert.
- Bert: Oh. All right. I am not. By my beautiful friend. Oh fuck!
- Orange: That’s where campaign. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Dough: Oh!
- Orange: Geez, now I can try to butter you up of anything. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, hey here.
- Dough: What!?
- Orange: Night. Again.
- Dough: Oh!
- Orange: Wow!
- Dough: Where are you?
- Orange: Are, poor job of the lower field, I really liked him. I sent him flowers but they’re already here. Hey if ours!
- Sunflower: Make it stop!
- Orange: So then I said, the only way to stop them is with fire power!
- Sunflower: Kill me now!