Little Apple: Wow! I can't believe you found our old yearbook from Middle school, Orange! This is so Neato Burrito!
Grapefruit: Um, am I alone in thinking that revisiting the past is totally NOT Neato Burrito?
Pear: Yeah, Middle School Is a really awkward time for everyone. And I'd prefer to forget it. I mean, not even Marshmallow's excited.
Marshmallow: I like yearbooks. Meh.
Orange: (Laughs) Check out Grapefruit's weak attempt at a moustache!
Grapefruit: Hey! For middle school, that moustache wasn't half bad!
Little Apple: Whoa! I'd forgotten Marshmallow wore headgear!
Marshmallow: And the class memories come flooding back again! Yay!
Orange: And who's the girl with Pear?
Pear: That's Liz and her family moved away to Michigan and it crushed my heart into a zillion pieces! (Cries)
Little Apple: Uh oh. I think we might have opened a real can of worms here.
Orange: Can of Worms? Say, wasn't that Grapefruit's first girlfriend?
(Orange Screams. then Laughs)
Grapefruit: Alright! Yearbook time is over! Gimme That!
Little Apple: (Scoffs) I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Little Apple: (Scoffs) I don't know what you guys are talking about. Middle school was the best! I was at the top of my game! See?
Orange: Where are you? I don't see you.
Little Apple: Right there. In the middle. Don't you remember? I was the tallest kid in 7th grade!
Orange: Oh yeah! That was right before everyone else hit their growth spurts! (Laughs)
Little Apple: I tell you. Those were the days. They assigned me at top locker at everything! I miss middle school you guys. I was voted "Most Likely to play in the NBA".
Marshmallow: I was voted "Most likely to say "Yay!"". Yay!
Grapefruit: I was voted "Most likely to succeed". I just remembered that! No more! I'm having a real existential moment right now! What have I done with my Life?!
Little Apple: What were you voted, Orange?
Orange: "Most likely to prank Vice Principal Plum" (Laughs). And let me tell you guys, I delivered! See?
Little Apple: Oh yeah! There's the time you put his hairpiece on the ceiling with superglue!
Grapefruit: Oh! And I remember this! The time you trapped him inside a vending machine!
Little Apple: How'd you even do that Orange? It's incredible!
Orange: I don't mean to toot my own horn but, I was pretty darn good at pranks back in the day.
(Orange and Little Apple laugh)
Little Apple: Alright, let's see what Pear was voted!
Orange: "Most likely to Marry Liz".
Grapefruit: Should not have brought that up!
Orange: Say, where is Pear?
Little Apple: He's over there, listening to Linkin Park and writing poetry.
Pear: She moved away right before the Spring Fling dance. I never got to say goodbye.
Grapefruit: Probably time to put the yearbook away.
Marshmallow: Let's burn the yearbook so that we never revisit it again! Yay!
Little Apple: Or, we could find Liz on Fruitbook and orchestrate a long, overdue reunion with Pear!
Grapefruit: That sounds like a horrible idea!
Orange: Agreed
Little Apple: Oh. Well, what if I already did that and she's on her way right...
Liz: Pear?
Pear: Liz?
Little Apple: Oh no.
Liz: It's been a while. You look great.
Pear: You too!
Liz: I'm sorry we moved away so suddenly.
Pear: It's... it's OK. I hear Michigan is nice.
Little Apple: Oh no. They're out of things to talk about already!
Orange: Whoa. This is even more awkward than Middle School was. (Laughs)
Grapefruit: Wait! This is my chance! Maybe I could help them fall in love and finally do something important with my life!
Liz: Boy, how about this weather we're having. Huh?
Pear: Totally. Totes. Totes Magotes. Totes... Huh?
Grapefruit: Go for it buddy!
Marshmallow: Yay!
Pear: Oh. Um, Liz, may I have this dance?
Liz: (Chuckles) You may.
Plum: Hold up. Let's leave some room, lovebirds.
Pear & Liz: Vice Principal Plum?
Plum: Yeah. Saw your little Facebook post. Figured you kids would need a chaperone.And where's Orange? Never got a chance to thank him for all the years of torture he put me through.
Orange: (wears a disguise)Orange? Um, I think he's over here.
Plum: Where?
Orange: Um, I saw him go into that vending machine over there.
Plum: Finally! I've got him!
(Plum has stuck into the vending machine)
Midget Apple: So that's how it happened!
Plum: No! I can't believe I fell for this again! Let me out! Let me out!
Orange: (removes the disguise) Cool dance! Everybody do the Vice Principal Plum!
(dances)
(Marshmallow laughs)
Plum: Gah! Let! Me! Out!
(The vending machine fell)
(Everyone laughs)
Plum: Ow! My stem!