Orange: Hey, hey Cucumber!
Cucumber: Yeah, Orange?
Orange: Hey, are we cool?
Cucumber: Yeah. Yeah we're cool.
Orange: Hey! Hey, Cucumber! Hey!
Cucumber: What's up, Orange?
Orange: Are we still cool?
Cucumber: Yeah, we're cool.
Orange: Still cool?
Cucumber: Oh yeah, we are 'coo-lio.
Orange: (talking to himself, in his thoughts) Aww man. Cucumber is so cool, I really want him to like me. What do I have to do to make him like me? (sigh)
(Angel and Devil Orange appear)
Orange: Whoa! Who are you guys?
Angel Orange: We're you!
Orange: But I'm me.
Devil Orange: And we're here to help.
Orange: Yaay!
Devil Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange!
Orange: Hey, Devil Orange!
Devil Orange: You should tell Cucumber that his mother's a pickle. (laughing)
Orange: Good idea, Devil Orange.
Angel Orange: No, Orange! You can't tell him that!
Orange: I can't?
Angel Orange: No, you should ask Cucumber,"Why the long face?" (laughing)
Orange: Good one, Angel Orange.
Devil Orange: What?! No way! Look at him, Orange. You have to show him one of your awesome tricks. Ooo, how about you spit some seeds at him?
Orange: Oh, even better.
Angel Orange: Seeds won't work. You have to tell him that he looks green with envy. (laughing)
Orange: It's funny because he is green.
Devil Orange: No. Here's what you do Orange, just tell him that.....
Angel Orange: (interrupts Devil Orange) Hey, pal, how about you stop horning in.
Devil Orange: Geez, what kind of wingman are you?
Angel Orange: Nice fork, dude! Is that for salad or dinner? (laughing)
Devil Orange: Hey! Hey, Angel! Somebody is using your head for the ring toss. (laughing)
Angel Orange: You're an apple.
Devil Orange: Noooooo, you're an apple.
Angel Orange: No, no you're an apple.
Both: You're an apple!
(Angel and Devil Orange repeatedly argue, noteably saying "Apple" then both laugh.)
Orange: Geez, I'm getting a headache.
Cucumber: Yo, Orange! You okay, man?
Orange: What? Yeah, yeah I'm cool. I'm cool. (laughs) I'm cool.
Cucumber: Hahaha alright, Cool.
Orange: Cooooool!
Cucumber: Cool.
Orange: Cooooool!
Cucumber: Cool.
Orange: Knife!
Cucumber: (gets knifed while all 3 Oranges watch in horror) AAAAHHH!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: (with Cucumber screaming in the background) Oh, Cucumber. You really got yourself in a pickle. (all 3 oranges laugh) Oooh. Ow.
(Cucumber was done being knifed and he was heard whimpering before he was taken away)
Orange: Oh Bummer, I really liked Cucumber. He was cool. Now what?
Oranges: Hey Pear!
Pear: Oh, not again.