Orange: Hey! Hey September, hey!
September: What? What is it?
Orange: You ever get that feeling like your days are numbered?
September: Yes, I have 30. Where are you going with this?
Orange: I don't remember, but I think it rhymes with September. Oh! Is it... dismember?
September: I... hope not?
Orange: (laughs) Just kidding. It's actually... SHOCKTOBER!
September: Huh. Is that like No Shame Novemb- (rips off) AAAAHHHH!!!
(spooky laughter)
Shocktober: That's right, Orange! Shocktober is here with a whole month of spooktacular entertainment!
Orange: Shut up and take my money!
Shocktober: Never, because Shocktober is totally FREE!!!
Orange: WHOA!
Orange: So what's in it for me?
Shocktober: 'Bout time you asked. ROLL THAT FOOTAGE!!!
(projector runs)
Announcer: Shocktober has come to the kitchen!
Deviled Egg: (evil laughter)
Announcer: And nothing will ever be the same again!
Bill Cosberry: Pudding pop.
Announcer: Behold the horror!
(witch cackles)
Announcer: Every frightening Friday, and every mortifying Monday!
Zombie Eggplant: (growls)
Announcer: Thrills!!! Chills!!! And oh so many kills!
Orange: Heeere's Orange! (laughs)
Announcer: Shocktober!
Shocktober: It's gonna be wicked COOOOOOL!!!
Orange: But wait, there's more! We're launching an all-new original web series, The Misfortune of Being Ned, starting Wednesday the 9th of...
Shocktober: SHOCKTOBER!!!
Orange: Now here's some dude with a beard to tell you more. Roll that footage!
(projector runs)
Steve Zaragoza: Hey guys, I'm Steve Zaragoza and I play the title character in an all-new series from the producers of The Annoying Orange called, The Misfortune of Being Ned, and I'm Ned. Me! So, check it out.
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