(announcer) He's cute.
He's annoying.
He's an orange.
Orange: [laughs]
-(announcer) There's no new video this week,
but starting next week, we return with all-new Annoying Orange episodes
and you won't believe all the exciting places he's going.
Orange: Like where? Where we going?
-(announcer) We can't tell you.
Orange: Why not?
-(announcer) It's a surprise.
Orange: Can I drive?
-(announcer) You don't have arms.
Orange: Should I bring a coat? Is it gonna be cold?
-(announcer) No, it won't be cold.
Orange: Is Pear going?
-(announcer) We can't tell you that either.
Orange: I'm not going if Pear's not going.
-(announcer) [scoffs] Let me finish.
New adventures, new friends, new foes.
Orange: Have I met them before?
-(announcer) No, you haven't met them before.
That's why it's new.
Orange: Bo-ring.
-(announcer) No, it won't be boring.
It's actually going to be very exciting.
Orange: Whatever.
Hey, voice!
-(announcer) [sighs] What?
Orange: Can you do this? Na-na-na-na-na-na...
-(announcer) Stop that.
Orange: Na-na-na-na-na-na...
-(announcer) Quit it!
Orange: Na-na-na-na-na-na...
-(announcer) Stop that! Would you...
Orange: Na-na-na-na-na-na...
-(announcer) Hey! Would you let me finish talking?
Orange: Fine. Geez.
-(announcer) Tune in next week for an all-new episode of Annoying Orange.
It's guaranteed to be--
Orange: Hey, voice!
-(announcer) What?
Orange: Text.
-(announcer) Ow! That hit me in the head!
[Orange laughs]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian