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Orange: Mnm...mnm... I taste delicious. [laughs]

Pear: Would you knock it off, dude? That's disgusting!

(Liam the Leprachaun appears: Ah-ha!)

Orange: Jolly green giant, you're back!

Liam the Leprechaun: That's right, you annoying pile of pulp! I'm back...and I'm angry!

Orange: Why? 'Cause you have a short temper? (Laughing)

Liam the Leprechaun: Listen up, ye earless wonder! You're the most annoying thing I've ever met, and I'm here to teach you a lesson!

Orange: Oooh! Is it a sking lesson?

Liam the Leprechaun: No! It's not that kind of lesson!

Orange: Skydiving?

Liam the Leperchaun: Sky-? No!

Orange: How 'bout juggling?

Liam the Leprechaun: NO! (growls) This is a type of lesson where I show you what it's like to be annoyed!

Pear: Uh, yeah. Good luck with that.

(Liam the leperchaun has his hand in his pocket)

Liam the Leprechaun: Oh my. What's this in me pocket?

Orange: Ooh, is it a pinwheel?

Liam the Leprechaun: (Still searching) No!

Orange: A whistling pinwheel?

Liam the Leprechaun: No! It's not a pinwheel! Where is it?

Orange: Pot of gold?

Liam the Leprechaun: No!

Orange: Oh.

Liam the Leprechaun: (pulls a cloud of sparkles out of his pocket) Ah-ha! Now, Orange, with a powdery blast, you better get ready to meet your match!

(He blows the dust at Orange)

Orange: (As the dust sprinkles over him) Ooh, sparkly! (Laughs)

(Orange and Pear appear in a boxing ring)

Orange: Whoa!

Pear: Where are we?

(Liam appears)

Announcer: And welcome back to the main event. Let's go ringside for the introduction.

Liam the Leprachaun: (speaking into a microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pester Fest 2010! Today's fight is a one round, fight to the finish between the two most annoying competitors in the world!

Orange: Yay! Go, Pear!

Pear: Dude, he's not talking about me.

Liam the Leprechaun: When the fight is over, only one can stand as the most annoying thing in the world! (Chuckles to himself) In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen, weighing in at 7 oz., the Caeser of Citrus, the Prince of Puns, the Annoying Orange!

Orange: Thanks for the hand, I don't have any! (Laughs)

Liam the Leprechaun: And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska, weighing in at 120 lb, the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious, FRED!

(Fred Figglehorn appears)

FRED: Hey, Orange! (He laughs, and shrieks very loud)

Orange: Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender?

Liam the Leprechaun: Alright boys, when the bell rings, I want you to annoy the life out of each other until one of you can't handle it any longer. (He points to Orange) Okay? (He then points to FRED) Okay?

Let's get it on!

(FRED shrieks and the needle on his meter goes up to orange)

Orange: Wow, your favorite food must be "Scream" of Wheat. (Laughs)

FRED: Hey, Orange! You look fruity! (Laughs)

Orange: Well, at least I'm not a vegetable! (Laughs)

FRED: Well, you know what? Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile! (Laughs, then screams)

Liam the Leprechaun: That was a good one, FRED. Suck it, Orange!

Orange: Hey! Hey, FRED!

FRED: What?

Orange: Are you a dermatologist?

FRED: No, why?

Orange: 'Cause you're really getting under my skin. (Laughs)

Pear: Attaboy, Orange! Give it to him!

Orange: Hey! Hey, FRED! What's silent but deadly?

FRED: What?

(Orange farts and laughs)

Pear: That wasn't silent.

FRED: Oh yeah? How 'bout I sing out of tune! LA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALA

Orange: I can do that to! Lalalalalalala!


Orange: Lala lala la la LA, la la LA! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

Pear: Uh, guys?

Liam the Leprechaun: (Notices meters smoking) Hey now, take it easy you two! These are sensitive devices!


FRED: (Screams)


FRED: (Screams)


Liam the Leperchaun: Stop!

Pear: Stop!

(The glass ceiling breaks and falls on Liam)

Liam the Leprechaun: OH CRAP! (gets crushed)

Pear and Orange: Woooaah!

(Pear and Orange are transported to the kitchen again.)

Orange: That was crazy!

Pear: You're telling me. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.

Orange: Whew! Thank goodness it's over!

Pear: Ain't it the truth!

(They both hear FRED screaming)

Orange: Hey, what was that?

(FRED appears on the counter)

FRED: Hey, Orange! (shrieks crazily)

(Orange and Pear scream)

(An orange background is shown with Orange asking the Fruity Question of the Day: "Who do you think won Pesterfest 2010?")

Fixed By Emiozuna