Astronaut Ice Cream

Astronaut Ice Cream was the main subject of the episode of the same name. He was a space explorer from Planet Dessert who arrived in the kitchen to investigate Earth and claim it for his home planet. He wore a sealed helmet to survive Earth’s atmosphere and recorded his arrival in a personal star log. After Orange accidentally ingested a fly, he noticed him. He attempted to identify intelligent life but was forced to settle for Orange, who insisted he was the smartest fruit present. When Astronaut Ice Cream tested him with a science question, Orange tricked him with a pun, which led to escalating frustration. Attempts to steer the conversation toward his interplanetary travels were interrupted by repeated Uranus jokes, causing him to grow visibly irritated. Despite the chaos, he planted the flag of Planet Dessert and formally declared Earth conquered. Orange mistook the flag for a real sundae and tried to eat it. As Astronaut Ice Cream explained the seriousness of his mission and the dangers of his environment, Orange screamed suddenly, provoking a startled reaction and setting off more puns about ice cream. Astronaut Ice Cream revealed that the atmospheric pressure on his planet was vastly higher than Earth’s and that even minor damage to his helmet could lead to catastrophic failure. While searching for his flying saucer, Orange warned him of a saucer spoon that was heading for him. Dane Boedigheimer picked up Astronaut Ice Cream, placed him on a plate, and struck his helmet visor with a spoon until it cracked open. His body rapidly melted, gushing out as he screamed in distortion.