Football is a character who only appeared in the Annoying Orange episode "Super Bowl Football". Football met Orange when Orange was placed on the bench next to where Football was placed on the ground by Dane Boedigheimer. Orange thought he was a ball made of feet, so Football told him a little bit about football. Orange still thought he looked more like a mutated lemon, so Football said he was shaped like that so they could throw him more easily. Because he is thrown with hands, Orange made Football very, very angry by calling him "Handball" and "Handball Lemonhead", and even blowing spit bubbles. Shortly after, Football gets kicked into the air by Dane Boedigheimer, and slams directly into a goalpost.
Quotes
- "Whoa...whoa!"
- "Hi there."
- "Me? I'm a football."
- "No, no, no. Foot-ball. Get it? Not made of feet."
- (To Soccer Ball) "Oh no you're not! Not in America, buddy."
- "Frickin' tourists."
- No, nobody's made of feet! Boy, what's wrong with you?!
- Yeah, newsflash, thanks.
- Hey! Do you even know what a football is?!
- No! Football is a game that pits two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It's the only true--
- What?
- Yeah, that's not even funny. I'm shaped like this so it's easy to throw me.
- Yeah.
- No!
- That's not my name!
- It's football!
- No!
- All right, this is getting a little--
- That's not my name!
- "No!"
- "Yeah, and I'm not going to."
- "I'm pretty sure I won't love it!"
- "Stop that!!"
- "That's disgusting!"
- "No, nobody's made of feet!! Boy, what is wrong is you?!"
- "Hey! You even know what a football is?!"
- "NO!!! What's going on there?! I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this how I get treated?! Being berated by a talking orange?!"
- "No!! It's not for a really big salad!! Are you actually that slow?!"
- "WHAT?!?!"
- "What?!"
- "AUUUOOOOOUUUAAAAOOOOUUAAAOOUUUAAAOUUAAAAHHHAAAAAUGH!!!!!"
| Main Characters | Recurring Characters | TV Exclusive Characters |
|---|---|---|
| Orange | Apple | Nerville |
| Pear | Squash | Apple |
| Midget Apple | Knife | Coconut |
| Marshmallow | Liam the Leprechaun | Peach |
| Passion Fruit | Captain Obvious | Tomato |
| Grapefruit | Nude Dude | Banana |
| Grandpa Lemon | Dr. Bananas | Pineapple |
| Orange's Sister | Zoom | Ginger |
| Corey | Gaming Grape | Broccoli Overlord |