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No More Mr Knife Guy
The song No More Mr. Knife Guy is a song that is briefly sung during the title card sequence in the episode No More Mr. Knife Guy. The full song was made into a YouTube video that was posted by the Annoying Orange channel 3 years after the episode's release.
Lyrics
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I used to see lots of fruits and greens
'Til they got a hold of me
I opened food and not just pastries
I’ve cut a rind in three
[Pre-Chorus]
I got no friends that are grown on acres
Not even beans or seeds
And they’re getting all chopped down and im
I’m feeling mean
[Chorus]
No more Mister Knife Guy
He needs sharpening
No more Mister Knife Guy
He’s real slick, he’s got Sheen
[Verse 2]
The orange screamed when he saw me today
The pear ran in fright
Marshmallow said something bout rainbows
Even grapefruit hides
I wanna stop because I can’t cope
But everybody knows, this endless cycle
Of chopping up things
Is my only role, they said
[Chorus]
No more Mister Knife Guy
He needs sharpening
No more Mister Knife Guy
He’s real slick, he’s got sheen
Trivia
- Only the last two lines of the song's refrain are heard in the episode it shares its name with.
- It is a parody of No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper.
- The REAL full version of the song was posted to iTunes a year after the episode's release, but it was taken down for unknown reasons, It was eventually found by the funny guy aha and nutwashere and can be heard here.
| Annoying Orange Songs | |
|---|---|
| Season 1 Introductions | Singing A Song |
| Season 2 Introductions | I'm So Delicious | No More Mr. Knife Guy | Orange theme song | Pear's theme song | Midget Apple's theme song | Marshmallow theme song | Plum theme song | Knife's theme song | Kitchen Intruder song |
| Season 3 Introductions | Red Raspberry's Rap | Trollin' | Chiller | Party Rock | Fry-day | Best Day of Christmas | Midget the Tiny Apple |
| Season 4 Introductions | He Will Mock You |